I had an opportunity to discuss the recent downing of a Russian plane in Egypt with the Great Leader of Russia.
M. Sir, the world would like to know who downed the Russian plane. Do you have any information?
P: My special agents have been researching this incident and we now can offer an explanation.
M. So, who did it?
P. The same evil forces that shot down the plane in the Ukraine.
M. Do you mean ISIS also operates in Ukraine?
P. Of course not, neither plane was downed by this pipsqueak group known as ISIS.
M. So, who did this horrible thing?
P. Who else but the CIA! First, they shot down the plane in Ukraine in order to embarrass Great Russia, then they shot down the plane in the Sinai. It is all part of an American plan. They want to destroy democracy in Russia in order to have American capitalists take over our Mother Russia.
M. Gee, that is a fascinating piece of information.
P. Not only is America out to destroy the Russian economy, it even now is behind the plot to portray our great athletes as using dope! We are the fastest runners in the world and we have the fastest growing economy. We WILL trim!