Category Archives: Religion

The Presumptive President

Donald Trump announced on national TV that he is the “presumptive presidential candidate” of the Republican party and it is time to focus on the bitch of New York, one Hillary Clinton. I overheard Donald talking with angry voters.

Mike: Mr. Trump, I  lost my job in the steel plant,will you bring back our jobs?

Donald: MIke, not only am I getting your job back from Chinese, I am going to make certain that you have a great job making shirts and pants. From now on, these items will be made in the USA! And, think of the pay when you make shirts!!

Mary: Mr. Trump,I lay awake each night worrying if some Mexican rapist will defile my body.How will you protect us?

Donald: First Mary,there will be a  wall, and not just any old wall, but the highest and biggest and greatest wall ever made that will keep the rapists in Mexico raping Mexican women. And, furthermore, YOU will be able to get those jobs these rapists work at when they are not our raping–picking fruit and vegetables and caring for children.

David Goldstein: Mr. Trump Obama and the Democrats hate Israel.What will President Trump do in the Middle East to protect Israel?

Donald: I love the Jews. I adore Israel. In fact, if I was not born Christian, I would be over in Israel wiping out those Muslims.Man, would I ever build a wall in Israel. I will double the size of any walls built by Prime Minister Netanyahu. And, just remember that my grandson is a Jew. No one loves Jews more than me!

Life In Chicagoland

For those of us who live in Chicago or within proximity to the city, it is a good news day when only one person is shot to death. Since the beginning of the year over 150 people have been shot to death. The other day –yes in one day– TEN people were shot and two of them died. Let’s be frank, these shootings are in black and Hispanic neighborhoods and the shooters and victims are from these two groups. In plain English, as long as though those being shot are black or Hispanic, the rest of Illinois does not keep a damn. So, what has to be done?

1. Much as I dread what I am writing, we need the National Guard to take over a few neighborhoods and just shut them down for five months.

2. It is time to recognize that hiring black or Hispanic policemen will not in itself result in lower crime. Most within a few months adapt the attitude that  a cop is a cop and a cop does what other cops do.

3. There is need for a new set of cops. How about training and hiring cops from areas of high crime? At least they know who are the bad guys.

At least give people in neighborhoods with high crime a five month vacation in a peaceful Chicago.

So, Where Do I Piss?

I do understand that in an era in which student debt has reached astronomical heights and people have a difficult time getting a good job,  for some strange reason only a few dedicated Americans have their eyes focused on the real issue that confronts America–where do people piss–and shit? Seriously, imagine if no one had an opportunity each day to piss and shit, how we would have one angry and disgruntled society.

In a South Carolina high school a transgender student who has been peeing in the boy’s toilet was informed that he had to use the girl’s restroom or that of the school nurse. Well, this young man  or woman or whoever returned to the boy’s restroom and now is on suspension. I assume this student has now learned the number one rule of school–behave stupidly if a teacher asks you to. And, remember that for many Americans the real issue is–pissing and shitting.

Just Another Cop Talks

For many  years I had the opportunity to teach members of the St. Louis police force. Most of these men and women were intelligent, pleasant, and felt proud of their job working to ensure the safety of people. Frankly, I never came across any nut cases, but these days, it is difficult to get through the day without another example of some rogue cop who has a been with those who come from minority groups.

San Francisco police officer, Jasen Lai proved once again that some idiot cops don’t know when to keep their mouth shut. He decided to do some texting:

“I hate the beaner, but I think the nig is worse.”

‘Indians are disgusting.’

“Burn down the Walgreen and and kill the bums”

At  least there is no indication that Jasen Lai  has no gripes against .Asians.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican slogan: Ignorance in the defense of freedom is a virtue.

There must be ONE intelligent mind in the Republican party.

I have no idea why this Beyonce is important or who the hell she is.

We need to give every baby a copy of the US Constitution at birth.

Oh, for a day of  silence in Syria.

Only in America do twenty million people get to decide what 200 million want.

I wonder what Dick Cheney is doing these days–then again, is he still alive?

No More Death To Israel

President Rouhani of Iran has decided to remove the slogan–Death To Israel–from missiles in the Iranian armed forces. How about some new slogans on missiles?

1. Ted Cruz–Whee, I am carpet bombing YOU!

2. Bernie Sanders: –It cost $15 million which should be used to pay off student loans!

3. Hedge Fund managers: Come back and I can invest you and make gobs of money.

4. Donald Trump–head for the border with Mexico and blast the rapists!

5. NRA– I want to make certain every American has his own missile at home to take out intruders!

6. John Kasich: Don’t leave, I have to balance the budget.

7. Ben Carson– I wonder what you do?

8. Mike Huckabee– I will say a prayer to help you on your way serving God.

9. Rand Paul–Don’t go, don’t explode, just stay out of trouble.

10.Bibi Netanyahu– go anywhere but my West Bank.

Wh Owns The eWest?

There is one consistent pattern to ideas presented byRepublicans about the history of America–it is apparent that reading about the past is now allowed if one is a member of the Republican Party. Ammon Bundy who led the seizure of federal land in Oregon when he along with his buddies took over a Federal area  reserved for the protection of wild life, now insists there is a new interpretation of American history. He claims the US Constitution “never meant western land belonged to the federal government since the purposes for the federal government were among things, defense, trade, and to settle disputes between states.”

As I recall it was Republican President Theodore Roosevelt who began the concept of National Parks. Ammon, the idea  of National Parks came from the REPUBLICAN PARTY! The Federal government in 1786, since it owned land in what was then the Northwest Territory set aside land for colleges. And, so on and so on… Read a fucking history boo!k

UP The Rebel Flag

One hundred and fifty years ago soldiers of the Confederate States of America surrendered to the  Union Army and the Civil War concluded. Few Americans realize that more soldiers died in that war than ALL the other wars in which America fought. It was a bloody war  in which over 500,000 men died and hundreds of thousands were wounded. It has  been over for these 150 years  but there still remain thousands in  the South who are proud of their “heritage.” Let me remind them that over 2,00,000 Germans died in World War II but only a handful of Germans today are “Proud” of THAT heritage.

Another fight broke out at the Stony Park in South Carolina when blacks got on buses and paid for their fare with pennies so the entire  highway was blocked and no one could get to Stony Park and participate in another “heritage” ceremony. Reality: there are NO sons and daughters of Confederate soldiers. Reality: there are no sons and daughters of those who were slaves. If one wants to remember their Rebel heritage get a history book and read it. Every month I read at least one book dealing with the Civil War and life goes on.

How About A Palestine?

It has now become part of the Republican mantra that anyone seeking the presidency must get on his knees, lick the boots of Sheldon Adelson and promise never,k ever to mention the word, Palestine. Israel Prime Minister inhabits his own special area of the Twilight zone where there is a nation called, Israel, which covers the entire planet and all who are Jews own every part of the planet. For Bibi Netanyahu under no condition can anyone who claims to be a friend of Israel support the idea of an independent Palestine.

Recent polls in Palestine reveal that over 67% of young people believe that stabbing an Israel Jew is in accordance with the Koran. Who are these young people? They have virtually no prospect for  decent job. They must go through one check point after another to get anywhere. They can be arrested for whatever the Israel police claims is evidence of “terrorism.” Yes, many want to commit some form of violence. That is the norm for people without hope. If Israel wants to end stabbing the first step is to agree on the establishment of an independent state of Palestine.

The details of how to reach such an agreement will take time. But, step one must be an official statement from the Israel government that it accepts this concept.

Ted & John Or John & Ted

The Gold Dust twins have decided to form an alliance in order to get rid of the big bad wolf that is always knocking at their door. From now on their fighting agenda will be:

We can balance the  budget of Mexico so Hispanics won’t leave that country.

There is plenty of room in Flint, Michigan for any Hispanic who is thirsty.

Ted now agrees that John loves Jesus as much as he does.

They intend to show America that when Ted and John come together, ISIS will be heading for Iran or any place with their are no Christians.

If Donald can hump his daughter then so can Ted and John.

Ted and John can run faster than the Trump who has sort of  gotten plump.

Ted and John intend to challenge Donald to a praying match as to who can first make contact with the Big Guy up in the sky unless the Big Guy has come to Earth and has the name of Donald Trump.

If John and Ted are the best alternatives to Donald Trump then I want Dick Cheney!