I realize there is a popular conception that wolves inhabit the offices of Wall Street gouging on the hearts of innocent investors who actually believe the guy on the phone who guarantees there is a killing in your future that will make you a fortune. I am not familiar with the company of wolves, but I do know one thing for certain, there is a coyote who roams the Wall Street area in search of something to eat. I assume this coyote is another one of the moochers who seek to take from the wealthy and give to the bums who refuse to work for $8 an hour. The other day a coyote was captured in Battery Park at the end of Manhattan Island.
The head of Merchants River House Restaurant sent a message to any other coyotes in the area. His restaurant “only serves service animals who are allowed to dine with us.” I assume that if animals who prey on the unsuspected seek to dine they will be refused service. I assume that means few who work in Wall Street offices can dine in this restaurant.
Oh, if any of you coyotes want to receive service, then you had better quit fornicating as male with male!