Category Archives: Satire


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


I have more confidence in the emails from Nigeria promising to make me millions than I do with the nonsense from Donald Trump.

Only Donald Trump at a dinner sponsored by Catholics would shout that Hillary “hates Catholics.” Oh, that was his version of –humor.

I do get belly laughs from promises to make America Great Again by cutting taxes on the wealthy.

For some reason, dark clouds cover the entire American nation.

Good News: the NBA starts next week.

I wonder why NFL viewing is declining.

Republicans have a rendevous with reality.

The Big Surprise

There simply is nothing left to say about the candidacy of Donald Trump. He, without doubt, is UNIQUE in the history of American politics. This is a man whose economic policy consists of “I will make Great Deals on trade.” Which ‘deals’ are never explained. Which jobs will be brought back, are never explained.  As of this date, this man has created “great jobs”as hotel maids, clerks, bus boys,and car hops, I guess,these are ‘great jobs.’

General Trump is going to ‘wipe our ISIS, how or when, tune in for further details. OH, he is going to ‘surprise’ ISIS with his 80,000 troops in a desert. Now, if he could pull that off, he would be one UNIQUE military officer. Of course,when it comes to fighting in the military, Donald preferred to get draft deferments so he could fight battles in bed with women.

When asked if he would accept his inevitable defeat, the great man initially said, “you will have to wait, I will keep you in suspense.” The next day he announced:”I will completely accept the outcome of the election, IF I WIN. There is no doubt this is a UNIQUE CANDIDATE.

Young Republicans For Trump?

A group of young Republicans gathered to watch the recent debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Steven Ridge was not particularly impressed by Donald, but he has strong feelings regarding the life of babies, unborn. “There were 6,000(actually, 4,000) troops killed in Iraq. That’s the number of babies killed in two days. These two points are not in conflict, they are consistent. It means we(Republicans) respect life, and are prepared to give the death penalty to stop people from killing each other.”

In other words, it is OK to impose the death penalty for crimes, that takes aways LIFE, but it is OK to take away the life of bad people.”  Mr.Ridge on Donald Trump: “I completely despise this man, he is a jerk..” Oh, Mr.Ridge will vote for the man he despises in order to get Supreme Court justices to end Roe vs Wade.

Go To Hell, USA!

Rodrigo Duterte is the new president of the Philippines. Since assuming power a few months ago, he has played a role in the murder of at least 1,500 people who were accused of being drug dealers–or even, using drugs. These people were killed by the police with the urging of the president of their nation. Another 1.500 suspects were murdered by local vigilante gangs, again with the urging of Duterte. President Obama condemned these killings only be insulted by President Détente with “you are a son of a whore!  comment.

Now, Détente has gone a step further.”No more American influence. No more military exercises. It’s time to say goodbye. I will not got to America, and your stay in my country is over.” From now on, he is headed to China. That is one country that doesn’t give a damn about how many innocent people he murders!

The War In Iraq

The battle for Mosul in Iraq has been undertaken. An Allied force consisting of troops from the Iraq army, Kurdish fighters for the Peshmerga, Sunni tribal fighters, Iraq Army Special Forces, American Special Forces, and planes from the US and various European nations. At this moment, these troops have captured about 10 villages on the outskirts of Mosul. So,why is Mosul important?

1. It is the last ISIS stronghold in Iraq. One it is captured, ISIS no longer has any bases in Iraq.

2. Victory by the Allied forces would be the first time such a coalition has been able to cooperate and win a battle.

3. Victory in Mosul opens the road for this force to proceed to Syria and play a role in defeating ISIS in that country.

Of course, the next important issues–whether the Iraq government can now cooperate with the minority Sunnis in order to ensure long term peace in Iraq.

Rigged Elections

Anyone who subjects themselves to watching CNN is confronted with several blond haired women who insist the United States is on the verge of a revolution organized by the Democratic party in order to overthrown the government of this nation.In essence, claims of voter fraud are focused on neighborhoods in urban areas in which people with  sort of dark skins live. OK,  reality. There is no doubt that people who die frequently have their names left on the voting list. Eventually, election officials get it right. BUT, that does not mean that dead people actually  vote.

Donald Trump received an estimated THREE BILLION DOLLAR gift of free advertising from the media. However, when he began to slip in the polls, suddenly the media which he loved, somehow became part of a secret plot by secret politicians whose only goal is ensuring the election of Hillary Clinton. Donald told America on Wednesday’s debate that he would NOT pledge to accept  the decision of voters. However, he did say that he WOULD accept the voter decision, IF I WIN.

Such talk is unheard of in American history. The  Donald man is simply the most un-American person ever to seek the presidency. How will he charges of a ‘rigged  election’ be received in governments where people seek to establish a democratic process and use the United States as an example?

Debate On Economy

The two candidates discussed, or at least made a stab at discussing the state of the American economy. Here they went:

Trump: I want to make this nation Great Again, I want to make certain that no country robs us of what we are due. When I am president, I will make  great deals, fantastic deals that will make this country great again. Put me in a room with the Chinks, I will have them leave the room naked. I am a brilliant negotiator, wonderful,with my brains, this country will see millions and millions of jobs. You folks in Ohio and in Pennsylvania, we will bring back coal mining jobs, we will get our closed factories working again. HOW? I am a great deal maker, a fantastic deal maker, I can out smart any Chinese or Russian or anyone, just turn me loose on the Saudis, they will be sending oil to us and we will not pay a penny! That is my economic  plan.

Hillary Clinton: I want to invest in education, I want to invest in job training, I want to rebuild our infrastructure and create millions of jobs. We need technical training in schools, we need  linkage  between jobs and education. I want to tax the wealthy to pay for these new economic developments. We need technological development to create 21st century jobs.

Trump On Hillary Clinton

At one point in the Debate, Donald Trump blasted Hillary Clinton,claiming that for thirty years she was in government, and she did nothing. Of course,his assumption is that when she was a US Senator, she alone could pass laws. So, how did Hillary respond:

1. She began her career in the 1970s fighting for the rights of children in the South and became involved in numerous court cases.At this time, Donald was getting  a million dollar loan from dad to work his way up in the world

2. During the 1980s, she was a lawyer, she defended people as a Court appointed lawyer,whose duty was to provide the best defense for person. At this point, Donald was fucking women day and night as he  became bankrupt  and never paid his bills.

3. During the 1990 when her husband was president, she worked on his health care programs. She also spoke on behalf of women rights. At this time, Donald had gone through at least two bankruptcies and stiffed plenty of workers. OH, including undocumented Polish workers.

4.When Hillary Clinton became a U,S. Senator, she fought to get First Responders health care when the Bush administration initially failed to do so. She also worked with John McCain on several bipartisan bills.

Oh, and what was Donald Trump doing these past few years– groping women, having extra marital sex, getting his second divorce, and backing the invasion of Iraq.

Debate On Women

There was a debate  last night in which Donald Trump, once again, displayed his views on women in America. How does one explain the Trump man? Chris Wallace asked for his views about Supreme Court Justices as pertaining to the rights of women. So, here is the Donald man:

If I am the next president, I will appoint justices who protect the rights of the child. If the question is whether to save the life of the mother or the child, there is no question, we can not rip out the child from the womb and kill her or him. Tough luck, little gal, when it comes to getting votes from the Right to Live folks, you come second. Look, I love women, in fact, I love them so much, that I want to get inside them.But,votes come first,the mom comes second.

Hillary Clinton. I promise to appoint judges who will protect the right of women. I oppose the government making decisions about a woman’s body. Women and their husbands decide what happens to the fetus. Not the Government!

Open Borders And Hillary

The Wiki leaks have now revealed that Hillary Clinton made a speech in Brazil in which she urged open borders and open trade for all nations in Latin America. Republicans now insist she is urging that millions of people from Latin America be allowed enter the United States and destroy the nation we are. So, how should  Hillary respond? Something like this.

“The people of Latin America need to open their borders to trade and allow any who desire to enter another nation. The people of Europe turned to the European Union decades ago, and the end result was a prosperous bloc of 500 million people. Years ago, millions of Europeans headed for the United States where they soon became a significant part of the population. Now, few Europeans seek to migrate to the US because they have work  and homes in Europe. Actually, they now only come to America as paying tourists bringing billions to Americans.

So, what should be the future of Latin America? Copy the European Union model, open borders to people and goods. Create the Latin American Union and become a wealthy area of America. That would mean,no need for Walls on our border because they remain at home and never head for the United States!