Category Archives: Satire

Who Needs Workers?

Finally, finally, a real American businessman has told the truth about business plans for the future of work in America. Ed Rensi used to be the CEO heading McDonald’s and he undoubtedly has had time to reflect upon the future of work in this nation during his retirement years. He clearly summed up the desired future of work in America by those who run business organizations:

“I was at the National Restaurant Show yesterday and if you look at the robotic devices that are coming into the restaurant industry–it’s cheaper to buy a $35,000 robotic arm than it is to  hire an employee who is inefficient making $15 an hour  bagging french fries.”

WOW. We can finally get rid of those inefficient workers and replace them with robots who don’t get paid, never take a toilet break, and certainly have no interest in things like unions. Oh, one final question about this future?

Who purchases the hamburgers and french fries?

Just asking.

True Story Of Vince Foster

On July 20, 1993, shortly after the Clinton regime grabbed power in Washington D.C. a man was found shot to death next to a cannon in Washington D.C. The man’s name was Vice Foster, an alleged childhood friend of Bill Clinton. Naturally the Clinton gang immediately claimed the death was a suicide. However, this reporter intends to present the TRUE story of this –MURDER!

Fact One: The day previously, Vice Foster was seen secretly exiting the office of Hillary Clinton. Why the SECRET departure?

Fact Two: It is now well known that Hillary Clinton was having a secret affair with a well-known red headed New York businessman.

Fact Three: It is now established that Vince Foster saw Hillary and her red headed lover in a restaurant on 22nd street. Hillary caught a glimpse of Vince as he tried to quickly depart.

Fact Four: Vice Foster was a happy man, a man with a good job, and, allegedly, in the midst of this happiness, this nice, decent man suddenly decided to kill himself!!

Fact Five: The only question is WHO ordered the murder of Vince Foster? Was is liar, liar, Hillary, or Bill-trying-to-untangle-his-love=affairs? Or, was it the mysterious red headed man?

Thank God America now has a Blunt Speaking Bull-Shit candidate who wants to get to the bottom of this MURDER!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

In American politics, repeat a lie and eventually, due to social media, it becomes a truth.

Bernie Sanders wants to become the 2016 Ralph Nader.

Donald fervently believes, all one has to do, is say something, and the Tooth Fairy makes it come true.

Bill Clinton has lost his voice, some age early in life.

Me, at age 86,can out shout Bill any day in the year!

Some days, I sit quietly, and reflect on the wise words of Ben Carson.

These days any plane crash, or ANY crash, is the result of ISIS!

Donald On Guns–This Time

As you recall or don’t recall, the fighting red headed man from New York had an opportunity to display his gun toting ability during the Vietnam war, but he had more important things to do -like making money. Anyway, Donald is now the fighting hero of the NRA because he not only wants guns in the hands of every single American, but he sure wants them in schools. Of course, at times, when he discuses any topic his fast moving mind sort of goes in several directions.

“I don’t want to have guns in the classrooms, although in some cases teachers should have guns in classrooms, frankly. The problem with gun free zones is like offering candy  to bad people. They have gun free zones and they go in them with guns blazing.

Donald, some facts: Public Schools are the safest place for children, particularly, those living in urban poverty areas. THERE HAS NOT BEEN A SINGLE MASS SHOOTING IN AN URBAN SCHOOL DURING THE ENTIRE 20TH CENTURY! Every mass  shooting has occurred in middle class white neighborhoods!

Bernie On Democracy

Up until the past year I doubt if there were more than a few million people in this nation who even knew that Bernie Sanders was a US Senator from Vermont. But,these days, Bernie is declaiming and declaring his views on just about any and all subjects. So, here is the Sanders take on the state of democracy:

“Democracy is not always nice and quiet and gentle, but that is where the Democratic party should go.Democracy is messy. Every day my life is messy. But, if you want everything to be just and orderly and allowing, you know just things to proceed without more debate, that is not what democracy is all about.” Frankly, this is the sort of comment one might hear from the great Donald Trump. Reality, Bernie: as of this date Hillary Clinton has secured three million more votes than you have. I assume in your version of democracy, the one with the most votes, wins.

“Oops, I Was Wrong”

In 2003, the dynamic duo of George Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair were the ones who set in motion the great invasions of Iraq. A decade later, Tony finally got around to sort of explaining what went wrong. “For sure, we underestimated profoundly the forces that were at work in the region. To be honest, (I sure am glad he is being honest)  my understanding of the Middle East is a lot deeper today than when I was Prime Minister.”

I would assume, a Government in England had something known as a “Foreign Office” staffed by people who did have some understanding of the Middle East. The real question is: was Tony Blair urged to go a different path by Middle East experts in the Foreign Office?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

My greatest virtue in life is that I do NOT believe I know THE TRUTH.

I have never followed any leader with eyes shut to reality.

Bernie Sanders may have been raised in Brooklyn, but he never learned ‘street smarts.’

Chris Christie standing next to Donald Trump looks like the little man on the top of a wedding cake.

Ah for the glory days of George Bush.

I root for LeBron James to be beaten, he is just too good to win all the time.

This is the most politically ignorant generation of young people in American history.

Changa Speaks For Women?

A young African American woman known as Changa opened up on the candidacy of Hillary Clinton who she claims has not, nor does not, represent the views of American women. “I’m certain for a certain class of women, Hillary Clinton is perfect. But, there are a lot of issues that affect low income women, immigrant women, and women of color that her brand of doing things  is not going to address.” She claims that Hillary opposes the $15 minimum wage and is in the pockets of  corrupt Wall Street billionaires.

Well, examine the record:

Hillary Clinton actually said it might only be possible to get a $12 minimum wage if Republicans controlled Congress, but she preferred a $15 figure. In other words, if Republicans control Congress and Bernie was president, there is nothing he could do to get the $15.

Hillary Clinton worked for years to aid poor children, she pushed legislation that aided children in poverty to get medical care. She stood up for women rights in China and across Africa. Perhaps, Bernie can state a single example in which he fought for  those women!

Oh, and women “of color” confront daily gun violence in their neighborhoods that Clinton has fought to end by urging control of guns. Guess who opposes any restrictions on guns which KILL innocent women in poverty neighborhoods!

Inside The Brain Of Chris Christie

Each time I see a picture of Donald Trump there is a sort of chubby  guy standing next to him with a blank look that is either total indifference or how do I make my daddy like me. So, I decided to take a long voyage through the body of Chris Christie in search of the lost soul of the man, assuming that he once had  soul to lose. It was a perilous journey over broke bridges of fat covered in chocolate syrup that  extended for miles.

Me: So, Chris, how come you are now for the man two months ago you claimed was unfit to be president?
Chris: Now, Fred, I would appreciate if  you would delete any comments that I once made about the red headed guy who shouts even louder than I do.

Me: Now, Chris, no one, and I mean no one can outdo you when it comes to ranting and raving nonsense. How about the bridge that was closed and you didn’t know anything about it?

Chris: Fred, let’s face reality. I couldn’t get elected as dog catcher in the state of New Jersey, so what’s left? I’d rather shine the boots of Donald than be completely ignored by the media. See, now, even you want my opinion!

Me: Well, in all honesty Chris, you are and have always been a rather heavy guy to cover. But, the key thing is now you DO have a mission in life. Stand next to the ranter and listen to his nonsense knowing full well, when it comes to ranting nonsense, no one can outdo the great, and I do mean, great, Chris Christie.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Is there any possibility the plane bound for Egypt actually had a mechanical failure?

In reality, ISIS IS being forced from territory they occupy without any actions by Donald Trump.

Some day someone will actually explain to me how America will become Great Again.

2016 Americans are a wonderful group for con men to make gobs of money.

By the way, I  am willing to share my Nigerian fortune with anyone willing to give me a thousand dollars.

Gee, these days I really miss the old times with Richard Nixon.

I wonder what was the last baseball game completed in less than two hours.