Category Archives: Satire

Global Change And Ivanka

Al Gore met with Donald Trump to discuss climate change and he also met with Trump’s leading expert on global warming–the ever warm hearted Ivanka Kushner, daughter of the guy who will become president. According to Al Gore, “I had a long and very productive session with the President-elect. I found it an extremely interesting conversation, that will be continued, and I’m just going to leave it like that.

1. As a follow up, we expect Al Gore to spend a few days receiving information about global change from the Trump global change expert–Ivanka.

2. There are unconfirmed reports that Ivanka will ask Gore to take part in a hot tub conversation where the heat will make both aware of global warming impacts.

3. Ivanka has promised to dress in very, very warm clothes in order to become accustomed to global warming.

Really, how did we get in this mad world in which a female who designs clothes and jewelry is now an “expert on global change?” Yes, Donald Trump DOES do weird things, yes, he does the unexpected, yes, he appoints nut cases to important positions, BUT doing the unexpected can also result in complete disaster. What next, his grandson, Brandon as Secretary of Education, –he has incredible experience in schools!

Welcome To Trump Madness

I was watching CNN when a Trump supporter explained why Doctor Ben Carson should be the new Secretary of Housing and Development–HUD.

1. He spent part of his childhood in public housing.

2. He was among the most foremost doctors able to separate joined twins.

3. We have a housing problem in this nation, so we need someone with new ideas who lacks any knowledge about housing.

4. Dr. Carson is a devout Christian, he is a man of God, so, most probably God will help him make the right decision.

5. He definitely will appoint his Under Secretary from among those currently in homeless shelters in order to have someone who knows about rats and poverty.

6. Ben promises to be awake most of the day, ready for whatever he is supposed to do, just  give him a  year or two to figure out what the Secretary of HUD actually does.

7. His name is NOT Hillary Clinton.

8. Anyone who can do open heart surgery, certainly can do whatever one is expected to do at HUD.

9. As a child, Ben Carson played for hours with his blocks, building things.

10. Thank God, Ivanka is not the Secretary of HUD.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick threw 20 yards in passing, perhaps he might kneel when he throws passes.

These days idiot Sarah Palin is making more sense than idiot Donald Trump, what next, a five year old becomes our Secretary of State?

I guess Donald Trump would tell Hitler, “Adolf, you are doing a fantastic job ending unemployment.”

Donald angers China, what next, a nuclear match to see which nation  is more adventurous?

Some newly elected presidents read books and reports, Donald Trump watches SNL to tweet.

Perhaps, they need to construct a play pen in the White House for Donald.

These are not the best of times.

 

Crony Capitalism

Believe or not, but out of the mouth of idiot Sarah Palin have come words of wisdom. She blasted Donald Trump for forcing Carrier corporation to alter its business plans in order to allow him to make a political statement about jobs.” When a government steps in arbitrarily with individual subsidies, favoring one business over another,it sets unfair business activities. The invisible hand that orchestrates a free  people, the free enterprise system, then special interests step in, and it is crony capitalism.”

Yes, for a political party which has complained about “government regulations” to step in and make economic decisions is the antithesis of FREE ENTERPRISE!

The Children Need Hope

There were millions of people, many who were  supporters of Bernie Sanders who simply did not get enthusiastic about the candidacy of Hillary Clinton. As far as they were concerned, ‘all politicians are the same, makes no difference if a Republican like Trump is president or  a friend of Wall Street  like Hillary Clinton.” Well, they did not vote or they voted for Jill Stein, and they allowed  Donald Trump to become president. I assume none of these people were illegal immigrants nor did any of these people have children who arrived in the US as a child. Donald Trump has promised to deport these children and void the Deferred Action for Childhood program.

Senators Lindsay Graham and John McCain have promised to fight for these children, both are Republicans, but both are decent people. Graham made clear, “this is a test for America, not just Donald Trump. This is a defining moment for who we are as a party,  and who we are as a nation.” Thank God there are Republicans who are enthused about the lives of these children!

Trump Loves Fantastic Guys!

If there is one thing that Donald Trump is great at is expressing his love of people who are famous. He just spoke with President Narsultan Nazarbayev, the guy who runs the country of Kazakhstan. As  Donald expressed to this leader, “Hi, I hear fantastic things about you, folks say you are one great, no, fantastic leader to your country, excuse me, I just can’t pronounce its name, but, it must be a fantastic country, wonderful, and having you as its boss man, must be fantastic for the people. I am sure they just adored their fantastic leader.”

Oh, President Nazabayev has been the dictator for over twenty  years. Yes, Donald, he is a fantastic guy. If you get on his hit list, this fantastic leader offers you two choices: in the vat of boiling water or in the vat of acid. In either case, you wind up without any skin. Yes, Donald, a fantastic guy!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86  year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Founding Fathers wanted civilians to control the military, Donald Trump wants military to control the military.

Donald Trump appoints Wall Street guys and gals after promising to get rid of Wall Street folks.

Before becoming president, Tump already has a fight with China.

America is the only country in the world where losers are the  winners in elections.

Common sense these days should be termed, common nonsense.

Ah, passion, still important in winning elections. Hillary lacked it.

Americans in 2016 wanted ‘promises’ rather than accomplishments.

I would so love to know what Obama really thinks about the Clinton campaign.

Say, whatever happened to Ted Cruz?

So, a former surgeon now runs our transportation and housing sectors of society,   how about a homeless person to run housing?

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an  86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I feel insulted,Trump has never tweeted me. Am I the only American who can make that statement?

These are glory days for the wealthy, another few million going their way.

I wonder if Donald ever met anyone who was not ‘FANTASTIC”

Amazing, the KKK is now to the left of the Trump administration.

I wonder when Trump will privatize the US armed forces.

Let me get this straight, reduce taxes and have more money. A bit confusing, but, what the heck, this is Trump time.

I still wonder if Ivanka is Secretary of State or Pence resigns and she becomes the vice president>

General Michael Flynn

As you recall or don’t recall, Donald Trump never ceased talking about emails and classified material and the need to send Hillary Clinton to prison for violating the law. So, who does he appoint as his National Security advisor, but General Michael Flynn who was reprimanded for misuse of classified materials and fired from his position in national security. Of course, Trump has been talking with General Petraeus about a position in his administration even though he was convicted of revealing classified material to his mistress.

Anyway, General Flynn has the reputation in his former work in national security of spouting nonsense and shooting off his mouth about  people and governments. He has stated:

1. The Muslim religion is not rational.

2. Sharia law is spreading in THE UNITED STATES.

3. Iran killed more Americans than did al-Qaeda.

4. He opposes the Iran nuclear deal and has talked about bombing Iran.

5. Most of his colleagues believed that he was irrational and lacked a competent view of foreign policy.

Who else to be the National Security advisor to the president??

Trump Talks With Asian Leaders

We are able to reveal the secret conversations that Donald Trump had with leaders of Pakistan and India.

Prime Minister Sharif: “Look, I’m Donald Trump,  the new president of the United States and I wanted to let you know how much I love people from Pakistan, hell, I had some Paki doctor take care of me last year, great guy, wonderful people, love them all, all them Pakis, and I want you to know that if you are ever in town, please stop by and say, hello. Fantastic people, absolutely wonderful are  you folks from Pakistan. Loves you all. Great doctors, good with your hands, loves you all, and just remember, there are SPECIAL RATES AT ALL TRUMP HOTELS WHEN YOU ARE IN TOWN SEEING ME!

Prime Minister Modi: “Just calling to let you know I’m the president. I think Indians are fantastic people, I even think those from the US are incredible folks. I know some real smart Indians, some of them are building new Trump Towers in India, just remember, help them out with all that red tape, no need for some red tape to stand between our great relationship. Indians, smart people, know some from Silicon Valley, absolutely great, fantastic, look forward to some incredible business relations in the coming years. Give me regards to your buddies over in  Pakistan.”