We offer observation on the human condition from the mind of a 24 year old trapped in the body of an 84 year old man.
NOBODY ASKED ME BUT
I always avoid parking in places that I should not park in.
Bagels in my childhood were one penny. I will have to await Heaven to once again pay that price.
Sign said: “Get in touch With God” I prefer that He get in touch with me.
I hate huge cars that take control of parking slots.
I walked by a college girl who said on her cell phone: “I am all alone and can’t handle it.” I wanted to hug her but to do so would land me in jail.
My dream is to be abducted by aliens and taken to their planet. At least no Tea Party around.
In the old days men sold stuff by traffic lights, I no longer see them.
I was told that to rent I need home insurance, isn’t this my call?
I wonder if there are lawyers in Heaven?