Category Archives: Satire

Jobs To China

The Republican party has moved from the important issue of the African birth of Barack Hussein Obama to the more important issue of how the black dude is behind the flight of jobs from America to China, Japan, Thailand, Indonesia and, naturally, Mexico. It is slightly unclear how actions of an American president result in jobs leaving America and heading for China, but, what the heck, it sure sounds scary.

1. AMERICAN BUSINESS LEADERS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ESTABLISH FACTORIES IN CHINA AND HAVE CHINESE PEOPLE BUILD THEIR PRODUCTS.

2. American business leaders obtain cheap labor in other nations.

3. American business leaders just want low wages and they will go with that is found.

4. American business leaders are even locating their headquarters in foreign lands to escape taxes in the US.

5. Donald, American business leaders increasingly use robots for work. Soon, they will return their business establishments to America and forget about people, American, Chinese, Thai,etc..

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I do not believe that 17 is a lucky number for the Republican party.

Dream Republican ticket-Trump and Carson. White on Black.

A piece of paper flew in the window and landed on the desk of Scott Walker, he signed it.

If General Walker can defeat government secretaries why not ISIS?

I wonder if John McCain has thought of returning to the political battle for president?

According to AIPAC, the black dude hates Jews-that is why he sent Israel over $15 billion!

These days those who oppose anti-Semitism are the anti-Semites.

War Of Words Goes On

It is Wednesday and there must be a story in which the Donald Man says something about some female. If one is the Donald Man, then it is pro forma to take on the greatest evil in America–one Megan Kelly. Donald feels hurt, he feels abused,he does not like anyone, and when he says, anyone, that one means the Kelly girl. She is a Bimbo, she is a woman who dares pose questions he does not wish posed. “I do not think Megyn Kelly is a quality journalist. I think her questions to me, despite all the polls saying I won the debate were very unfair.”

I assumed when one engaged in debate that one expected people to pose questions. THAT is what a debate entails. The central issue is that the Donald Man does NOT respond to questions. He assumes a question is meant to allow him to rant and roar with brilliant one liners. “How will you end the ISIS threat?” Response: “Quickly.”

The irony of this entire episode is that Fox News which has smeared the lives of dozens of its opponents is now angry when their star is smeared.

Turn Off The Loudspeaker!

World War I began when some young guy shot an important Austrian member of the royal family, and Austria-Hungary and Serbia argued about who should look for the killer. They never could agree so in the end about 20,000,000 people died. For about two weeks the government of South Korea has been blasting away with loudspeakers aimed at North Korean soldiers. We are now faced with an issue that best belongs on the Jon Stewart show about the madness of the world.

Kim Jong-Un announced “our military and people are prepared to risk all-out war,not just to simply respond or to retaliate, but to defend the system our people chose. The situation has reached the verge of war.”

OK,children, time to simmer down. Remove the loudspeakers and end this nonsense. There are NO principles involved.

Let me get this straight, Republicans are furious at Iran which has never invaded another country, but the silence of Republican candidates about North Korea is deafening.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Newsday: “Woman Hospitalized After Stabbing”

Why not before the stabbing?

Australia, Canberra Times: “I Don’t Think I Lied”

Donald, just open your mouth and you lie!

Egypt, al-ahram: “Fry Eggs On Highway”

Sorry, that activity is restricted to California.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Russia Bans US Wines”

I’ll drink to that one.

UK, Guardian: “Stop Topless Show”

The naked truth in action!

Scott, Poor Man’s Donald

There is something rather pathetic about Scott Walker. After his great triumph saying terrorist teachers, firemen and cops in Wisconsin, the boy who never completed college felt that he could take on the world and win. During the famous debate, he came across as a little boy who somehow wandered into this place with all sorts of guys ranting and yelling. Two months ago, Scott was for some form allowing illegal immigrants to become legal. Now, he wants to end the 14th Amendment which states anyone born in America is a citizen. After all, Donald said that and it Donald says anything, Scott will follow along.

One wonders if Scott is aiming to be the Vice President candidate with the Donald man. I assume if a paper blew in through his window and it had the name of Donald Trump on it, he would sign the proposed bill without a glance.

Great Ideas

Someone decided to spoof our beloved Donald Trump by claiming he wants to relocate Palestinians to Puerto Rico. How about:

1. Any woman in America who is not satisfied with laws ending abortion will be relocated to Saudi Arabia.

2. Don’t like our wonderful gun laws,you are on the next boat to Syria.

3. Black Lives Matter,OK, you are on your way to Nigeria and hang around with Boko Haram.

4. Upset with $7.25 an hour, I have a good job for you in Bangladesh.

5. Upset with our wonderful wealthy folk,how about meeting some Greek capitalists, they never pay any tax?

6. You illegals want to come to America, how about Puerto Rico?

Donald, that idea was no joke, send them to Puerto Rico and win all the money from Sheldon Adelson!

A South African Tale Of Jail

News from South Africa indicates that when it comes to the punishment of those with money and power, a little bit of money goes a long way to getting a Walk Out Card from prison. Oscar Pritorious sort of killed his sweetheart a year ago and for some strange reason was sent to prison. Actually, he received a six year term that includes one year actually in prison, and the other five at the home of his uncle. Well, it is sort of a prison. Twelve bedrooms, a swimming pool,private gym and the run of the house.

Well, on the bad side, he can not leave this luxurious restart and go out into the real world. All it takes is money, good manners, know the right people and prison can be the place to head if you desire a good time!

Now, about those visiting women….

Our Ancestors Were Terrorists

Recent discoveries of a 7000 year old farm site reveal that our dear old ancestors were just a bunch of terrorists who did’t give a damn if the enemy was composed of women and children. The farm site contained the skeletons of 26 adults and children. There was evidence many had been tortured before death. So, what does this mean for we modern humans?

1. We humans just enjoy murdering the hell out of our enemies.

2. Beat another is justification for murdering the other.

3. They were using bows and arrows 7,000 years ago, pretty modern, if you ask me.

Republican leaders upon hearing the news immediately blamed this slaughter on the weak policies of President Obama. He just does not know how to handle terrorists. Donald promised, if and when elected, he will take care of these murderers.

When Marco Rubio was asked to comment about this scientific discovery, he responded: “I’m no scientist.”

Advise To Republicans

I thought it might be neighborly of me to offer a few words of friendly advice to those running for president as Republicans.

Mike Huckabee: Mike,there is job opening at Tucker’s Used Car Dealership in Hope,Arkansas. They need a fast talking man who can spout bullshit as long as cars are sold.

Rudy Giuliani: Rudy, you are the only man in America who can stand up to Donald Trump. The sound of two hot air specialists would warm the hearts of all Republicans. Just imagine you and Donald on the stage all by yourselves!

Marco Rubio: You continue insisting that “I am not a scientist.” Since I am your buddy, I have purchased a place in a college course in science so you can, at least argue, I have yet to complete my science course.

Jeb Bush: How about promising that if you get the nomination you will go to Mexico and face down the drug lords?

Scott Walker: Scott,we now know that you are a Catholic. From now on have by your side a Rabbi and a Priest.

Rick Perry: Rick, I just don’t think the glasses make you come across as wise. How about a clown face?