Category Archives: Satire

“President”Trump On Israel

During the past few years the Israel Ambassador to the US, Ron Dermer, has met with Republican  leaders, interfered with the American conduct of policy in the  Middle East on ground that he, and Prime Minister Netanyahu, believe President Obama hates Jews and hates Israel. Under the administration of Barack Obama the nation of Israel has been provided over SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS worth of military assistance, plus money to build a defensive shield against missiles.

Prime Minister Netanyahu reached out to “President” Trump and asked his assistance in having America block UN actions to condemn Israel construction of housing on the West Bank. MISTER Trump announced that once president, he will  have the US veto any action to prevent Israel from violating international law by constructing housing on the West Bank.

The UN created the state of Israel in 1948, and also allocated land for a state of Palestine.This area–an area of land allocated to Palestine–the West Bank– has been settled by Jewish settlers in violation of international law. It is clear that Trump stands on the side of criminals.

Let’s Have A Nuclear War

There is some arcane item in the  US Constitution that provides for the installation of a new president in January. It is now clear that Donald Trump has never read this document. He has decided to assume responsibility for the conduct of American foreign policy. Russian dictator Vladimir Putin made a speech in which he boasted that Russia would enhance its nuclear capabilities and made clear to one and all that Russia was now NUMBER ONE in military strength.

Naturally, Donald Trump can never allow anyone to surpass him in boasting. He tweeted that it was now necessary to enhance our nuclear arsenal so that all nations in the  world come ‘to their senses.” I assume this means if they do not “come to their senses,” soon President Trump will nuke the hell out of them. So, there, Putin!!

Protect We Whites!!

I was raised in the Bronx, New York, to a Jewish family many, many years ago. We learned early in life that power in our wonderful America was  under the control of WASP type folks.White Anglo Saxon Protestants occupied positions of power in the land,and Catholics or Jews or Italians or Poles or other such types really did not fit into the definition of who had the power. Today, Bill O’Reilly  is fighting to ensure that evil people who are not part of the white race do not take power away from WHITES.  Bill uttered fighting words: “The left wants power taken away from the white establishment, and they want a  profound change in the way America is run.”

OK, I get it. Barack Obama was part of the White Establishment, and now some non-white folks want to take power away from the white power elite of Barack Hussein Obama. So, where does this Jewish kid fit? Am I part of the white establishment” Or, am I part of those seeking to take power away from the white establishment led by Barack Obama?

Trump Fights For America

We Americans can sleep peacefully tonight knowing that our new president will be fighting for our rights unlike the cowardly Barack Obama. Finally, finally, we have a man in the White House who never sleeps because his finger is tweeting away at those who seek to deny we Americans our rights. Donald Trump built a great, a fantastic golf course in Scotland, no, he was not interested in money, yes, he was interested in making Scotland a beautiful land as it once was.

Then, some evil people in Scotland built horrendous, terrible wind farms in the water near his golf courses. Trump wrote, and wrote, Alex Salmond, the first minister of Scotland,in order to have the evil windfalls removed since they interfered with the beauty of his golf course. “Remove the wind farms, have them gone with the wind.” Alas, the evil Scottish man refused to obey the demands of this wonderful American whose only thought was restoring the beauty that once was Scotland!

Watch Your Tongue!

Adam Saleh is a 23 year old Youtube star with thousands of followers. He was on a Delta flight that was ready to take off when he decided to call his mom, it was a promise he had made to her that when he traveled by plane, she would get a reassuring call just before the plane departed. He began speaking in Arabic. “The reason is that mom is 66 years old and she  only  speaks Arabic.” For some reason this approach to being nice to mom did not register with some passengers.

A woman turned to him and said: “Oh, my, you need to speak English, I’m feeling very uncomfortable.” A man stood up and shouted: “Chuck them (Adam and his friends) off the fucking plane.” Within moments, Adam and his friends were escorted off the plane. I assume the plane landed safely. I am so glad the woman finally  felt “comfortable.”

Let’s Have A Jihad

There is one thing to say about Donald Trump, he certainly does not enjoy pursuing similar policies of prior American presidents, particularly in the Middle East. Donald announced that David Friedman, a bankruptcy lawyer with NO diplomatic experience would be the  US Ambassador to Israel. Reports indicate that his son-in-law, Jared Kushner would assist the bankruptcy lawyer in furthering the cause of peace between Palestinians and Israel. OH, Mr. Friedman has already made clear that he OPPOSES  the creation of the state of Palestine.

Trump just announced that the American Embassy which is now located in Tel Aviv will be moved to Jerusalem. Palestinians already have made clear that such a move would result in violence,and the growth of extremist followers. But, Trump wants Palestinians to know that he is a FANTASTIC negotiator whose ideas will finally bring peace to Israel and her neighbors.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I can not even imagine what it would be like to be in Aleppo, can you?

We used to warn people not to be quick on the trigger, today, not not on the tweet.

I wonder if the entire Trump family will be sworn in next month?

Raise your hand if you knew you were voting for Ivanka Trump as your  president.

Terrorists now  use trucks, what next, toy guns?

Ten investigations of four dead at Benghazi, not one for cyber attacks!

I increasingly  wonder if any Republican has ever read the US Constitution?

Oh well, now is the time to worry about real important issues, who will wind up in the Super Bowl?

I wonder if in my lifetime, we will witness a Socialist as our president?

Today, stock market goes up, ah, but tomorrow, it will go DOWN–eventually!

 

Boom Times Ahead?

There are millions of Americans today who are smiling with joy now that Donald Trump will become our president within  a month. The Dow Jones will within a few days hit the 20,000 mark, which would  mark an historic record. Since the day that Trump won the vote,the Dow Jones has risen from 18,000 to the new record, 20,000. Why? There are no economic indicators that our economy is going to enjoy  even greater prosperity  than under the Obama administration. After all, when he became president in 2009, the unemployment rate was 11% and the nation was losing 800,000  jobs EACH MONTH. Today, the unemployment rate is 4.6% and we are gaining 200,000 new jobs each month.

So, why the optimism?

1. Trump tax cuts would give millionaires millions of dollars.

2. The end of the inheritance tax would save the Trump family– if dad dies,– about $3 Billion  in taxes.

3. The average middle class person would get about $400 while the average millionaire would get hundreds of thousands each year.

Just remember,whatever goes up, EVENTUALLY, GOES DOWN.

About The Alleged Climate Change…

I was recently informed by a Trump supporter that I have a negative attitude,and am constantly complaining about alleged  problems such as climate change. This person noted, that while he is not a scientist, arguments about the alleged goal warming are not a topic that every single scientist in the world accepts. I was urged to be more positive, and cease reporting gloomy news. I came across a story by Lars Ostenfeld, a Danish film maker who made a trip to the city of Churchill in northern Canada which is on Hudson Bay.

According to Mr. Ostenfeld, “This area is considered the polar bear capital of the world. Twelve years ago the  place was white, this year it is different. In mid-November, no snow or sea ice, no ice, the land was green and brown, and the temperature was 2C. Usually, there are about a 1,000 polar bears, this year fewer than 500. In the last 30 years the surface temperature of Hudson Bay was -20C, this year it is 3C. The Arctic sea ice has shrunk to its lowest record in years.”

I guess an optimist attitude should be taken. At least there were SOME polar bears around!d

People Are Saying—

I am not claiming the  following story is true, but I have heard, people are saying, just about everyone I know has been saying, and, therefore I believe it is my obligation to raise some potentially embarrassing news concerning the president-elect. During the campaign he continually refused to reveal any information pertaining to his income tax returns. He was repeatedly urged to come forth with information, but the red headed guy just would not budge.

However, I have heard, I have been told, people are talking about his failure to show the American people his birth certificate! As of this date, no American has the slightest idea as to what is the name on this birth certificate. Is it Donald Hussein Trump? What are the names of his mother and father? Is there any truth to the claim that his mother’s name is: Ama al Mustafa? I don’t know. But, neither do the American people. Why not?

However, I have been told by  some people the real reason we have not seen his birth certificate is that the name on it is: DONNA!! Note the small hands, note how he waves them  as though a woman. I am NOT saying that he or she or whoever, is a woman. But, many people, hundreds, no, thousands are asking about the name on his –or her–birth certificate!!