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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

My greatest virtue in life is that I do NOT believe I know THE TRUTH.

I have never followed any leader with eyes shut to reality.

Bernie Sanders may have been raised in Brooklyn, but he never learned ‘street smarts.’

Chris Christie standing next to Donald Trump looks like the little man on the top of a wedding cake.

Ah for the glory days of George Bush.

I root for LeBron James to be beaten, he is just too good to win all the time.

This is the most politically ignorant generation of young people in American history.

Changa Speaks For Women?

A young African American woman known as Changa opened up on the candidacy of Hillary Clinton who she claims has not, nor does not, represent the views of American women. “I’m certain for a certain class of women, Hillary Clinton is perfect. But, there are a lot of issues that affect low income women, immigrant women, and women of color that her brand of doing things  is not going to address.” She claims that Hillary opposes the $15 minimum wage and is in the pockets of  corrupt Wall Street billionaires.

Well, examine the record:

Hillary Clinton actually said it might only be possible to get a $12 minimum wage if Republicans controlled Congress, but she preferred a $15 figure. In other words, if Republicans control Congress and Bernie was president, there is nothing he could do to get the $15.

Hillary Clinton worked for years to aid poor children, she pushed legislation that aided children in poverty to get medical care. She stood up for women rights in China and across Africa. Perhaps, Bernie can state a single example in which he fought for  those women!

Oh, and women “of color” confront daily gun violence in their neighborhoods that Clinton has fought to end by urging control of guns. Guess who opposes any restrictions on guns which KILL innocent women in poverty neighborhoods!

Inside The Brain Of Chris Christie

Each time I see a picture of Donald Trump there is a sort of chubby  guy standing next to him with a blank look that is either total indifference or how do I make my daddy like me. So, I decided to take a long voyage through the body of Chris Christie in search of the lost soul of the man, assuming that he once had  soul to lose. It was a perilous journey over broke bridges of fat covered in chocolate syrup that  extended for miles.

Me: So, Chris, how come you are now for the man two months ago you claimed was unfit to be president?
Chris: Now, Fred, I would appreciate if  you would delete any comments that I once made about the red headed guy who shouts even louder than I do.

Me: Now, Chris, no one, and I mean no one can outdo you when it comes to ranting and raving nonsense. How about the bridge that was closed and you didn’t know anything about it?

Chris: Fred, let’s face reality. I couldn’t get elected as dog catcher in the state of New Jersey, so what’s left? I’d rather shine the boots of Donald than be completely ignored by the media. See, now, even you want my opinion!

Me: Well, in all honesty Chris, you are and have always been a rather heavy guy to cover. But, the key thing is now you DO have a mission in life. Stand next to the ranter and listen to his nonsense knowing full well, when it comes to ranting nonsense, no one can outdo the great, and I do mean, great, Chris Christie.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Is there any possibility the plane bound for Egypt actually had a mechanical failure?

In reality, ISIS IS being forced from territory they occupy without any actions by Donald Trump.

Some day someone will actually explain to me how America will become Great Again.

2016 Americans are a wonderful group for con men to make gobs of money.

By the way, I  am willing to share my Nigerian fortune with anyone willing to give me a thousand dollars.

Gee, these days I really miss the old times with Richard Nixon.

I wonder what was the last baseball game completed in less than two hours.

Score One For Bernie

The National Rifle Association just held a convention and there was no surprise their current hero is the one and only, Donald Trump. However, many in the NRA expressed their warm regards for the fighting crusader against the powerful and wealthy. And, Bernie, there sure are many,many rich and powerful gun rich guys. Chris Costi, a lobbyist for the NRA  expressed warm admiration for the gun ideas of Bernie Sanders. He particularly supported Bernie’s belief: “If they are selling a product  to a person who buys it legally, what you’re really talking about  is ending gun manufacturers in America.”

However, Bernie, when drugs are sold the caps are constructed to prevent children from opening them. How about:

1. Each gun sold must be registered with the Federal government.

2. There is now technology  that prevents anyone other than the owner of the gun to fire it. So, how about making this mandatory for each gun sold?

OK, Bernie, you got some gun votes, was it worth selling your soul?

Score One For USA!

As you recall  or don’t recall, a fundamental  belief of the Bush administration and the Obama administration and the yet to arrive Trump administration is the key to success in destroying evil Muslim terrorists is to kill –or should we say–murder the leaders of these evil people. Get rid of them and then what–according to Bush, Obama, Clinton and Trump:

1. All the bad Muslim terrorists will be so very, very upset, they will  pack up their explosives and head for home or someplace where they will not go boom, boom any more.

So, the CIA now claims they killed–murdered that is– the Taliban leader, Mullah Athfar Mansoor and that means there is no Taliban left in Afghanistan.

Oh, as you recall how happy President Obama when they got Osama bin Laden since he could now announce the end of the Taliban.

Mr. President,your announcement appears to have NO effect on the Taliban in Afghanistan!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Everyone of the top one percent is 100% behind Bernie Sanders when he attacks Hillary Clinton.

Planes disappear and at least it is not blamed on illegal Hispanic immigrants.

Ah, for the old days when baseball games ended within two hours.

America’s youth has absolutely NO idea about American history. I wonder why?

The social media has become a new political party.

I await Donald Trump’s super pacs!

Bernie, believe it or not, there ARE some decent wealthy people, and a whole lot of stupid middle class people.

Bernie And Hillary

Once upon a time Republicans were worried their party would disintegrate into a fierce battle at the convention. But latest polls show that 87% of Republicans are now ready to vote for the Donald man. Just as Republicans are gathering together, Bernie and his cohort of young rebels are preparing for an assault–not on Donald Trump, for God’s sake–NO. They are ready to wreck the Democratic convention in the name of RIGHT.

There is something weird about Bernie Sanders seeking the Democratic nomination, given that he is not even a Democrat. But, he has been able to arouse anger, hate, fury–NO, not at Donald Trump or Republicans– but at the evil mommy who won’t let him have dessert. Bernie Sanders has a rendezvous with disaster, NO, America has a rendezvous with disaster if Donald Trump becomes president. So, what will  happen?

1.The Supreme Court for the next twenty years will have a majority which opposes women rights, the rights of workers, the rights of Hispanics, and, certainly, the rights of Muslims.

2. The top one percent that Bernie rants about will have complete freedom to give how ever much they desire to purchase elections.

3. Talk about the one percent having gobs of money, after four years of Trump they will have gobs more!

Oh well, Bernie believes he knows the truth and this truth will give him fame and America will live in infamy!

Egyptian Plane Crashes

An Egyptian plane flying from France crashed as it  reached the shores of Egypt and not far from Cairo. We asked several leading Americans to explain the crash.

Megyn Kelly: I assume the liberal media will once again blame the Great Donald Trump for this calamity. Gee, I so adore his gorgeous red hair!

Bill O’Reilly: The plane was shot down off the coast of Africa, Barack Obama is from Africa. Do the math: one plus one equals two.

Mike Huckabee: I was told by informants that neither of the  pilots prayed to our Lord, Jesus Christ. This is justifiable punishment.

Ted Cruz: Secure the borders, secure the borders! And, remember, that I graduated from an Ivy League school which proves that I am smarter than you!

Ben Carson: I heard the plane came down near Cairo. I have spent many days in Cairo, Illinois, and am very sad for the loss of life.

Bernie Sanders: There is overwhelming evidence that not a single passenger who died was from the top one percent!

Hillary Clinton: I should point out that not a single plane was shot down while Bill Clinton was president.

Donald Trump: When I make America, Great Again, no terrorist would dare shooting down a plane. I will wipe them out if they do!

 

 

 

 

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Bernie Sanders has the TRUTH and no one else does.

Donald Trump each day is more presidential, or at least he tries so very, very, hard.

Megyn Kelly threw her body under that of Donald Trump and gave herself one big screwing.

American “liberals” so enjoy losing elections as long as they  are right!

Ralph Nader gave us George Bush and the death of millions in the Middle East, so what will Bernie Sanders give us?

Hillary Clinton suffers from pundits repeating over and over lies about her.

No, Hillary Clinton is not perfect, but she will appoint Supreme Court Justices who will protect human rights!

Surprise! Donald is going to have Megyn Kelly as his running mate!