Category Archives: Satire

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Posted on April 8, 2012 by | Leave a comment

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Height in America translates into higher paying jobs.

If my napkin blows onto floor, I pick it up. I am Depression born.

Gazed at photo of students protesting, all obese. I guess marching for something enables them to march for themselves.

I wonder where the concept of a “baker’s dozen arose.?

I always have an internal debate on how many napkins to take.

I never hold a newspaper up to my face to read it.

Parents carry child on hips like their gorilla ancestors.

Trains convey mystery of a voyage, planes do not.

I usually stand when placing sweetener and milk in coffee.

We seek company of others to affirm our self.

I have never worn a red shirt to work.

I only read daily newspapers at home, in New York, it is on subway.

Ron Paul never met a wealthy person who needed tax cuts and other such welfare payments.

If God is truly on OUR side, we will never fight another war.

Americans love reading about princes and princesses. Why did we fight a Revolution?

Some moms rub child’s head as she talks.

Today in America we dream more about money than love.

Mystery of Life: What do aliens really think of inhabitants of planet Earth?

Some chomp and rub hands, I do not.

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HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Posted on April 7, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Each day we offer headlines from the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local:  ”Brain Damaged Woman Held As Drunk”

The question is -before or after?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  ”Don’t Act The Fool”

In other words, don’t act like a Republican.

Turkey, Hurriyet;  ”Read To Share Pain”

Unless you read Republican newsletters.

Germany, Spiegel:  ”Ban Offensive  Calendar”

Nudity is never offensive, it is human.

Russia, Moscow Times:  ”Promote Love, Not Demonstrations”

Sound advice from Putin to the masses who prefer demonstrating to loving him.

China, China Daily:   “Woman Dies To Get Attendance Bonus”

I wonder if they give bonuses in Heaven.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  ”Investigate Cup Win”

The win or who won?

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A PLEA FOR WEALTHY FOLK

Posted on April 7, 2012 by | Leave a comment

The evidence is now overwhelming concerning the Obama administration war against the wealthy. As Mitt Romney so eloquently put it the other day, LIBERAL Democrats continue to vilify those who created this nation. Obama attacks those whose only daily thought is –how can this wealthy person make life better for those who are poor or in the middle class? We believe it is time for those who love this country to stand up for our beloved wealthy folk who are being persecuted and oppressed.

Look at the FACTS. The top one percent in this country ONLY possess 22% of its wealth. If there was any justice in the world, they would at least possess 95%. Those with wealth are not concerned about their own welfare, they daily think about ways in which they can assist those without. For example, they offer numerous positions as nannies. They shop at healthy food places in order to provide work for those into healthy food products. They send their children to elite private schools and thus create teaching jobs.

It is time Americans realized their enemy is the middle class which seeks more and more money from their financial superiors. End the tyranny of LIBERALISM- and you can do it by ENDING ANY TAXATION ON THOSE WITH WEALTH!!

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Basketball Wars

Posted on April 7, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Sports in America display an amazing resemblance to the world of corporate America. A group of spoiled egotistical men are paid enormous salaries and come away believing they are not bound by ordinary laws of humanity. During the early years of the National Basketball Association, players had to complete their college education prior to being drafted by a team. Today, they arrive after one year in college and are given millions of dollars.

Dwight Howard, star center for the Orlando Magic team told owners that he would only remain with the team if they fired his coach, Stan van Gundy. At a press conference,van Gundy told the world that he had been informed of this desire. As he talked, Howard came over, placed an arm around the coach’s body and smiled. The coach walked away after saying about his player: “I have been dealing with this all year. I knew it was true by people in our management, right from the top.”

The children have come to play, and the children run the show whether their names by LeBron James or Carmelo Anthony. Such is the bitter fruit of  capitalism. Selfish management —  selfish players.

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HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Posted on April 4, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  ”Blame Parents Say School Inspectors”

After all, they are the ones producing children!

South Africa, Argus:  ”No More Bull”

No more bull in Congress would mean no more Republicans.

Portugal, Portugal News:  ”Homeless Given Homes”

Now, all they need is some food in those homes.

Finland, Sanomat:  ”Match Fixing”

Do you mean to tell me it is wrong to fix an athletic event?

Netherlands,Dutch News:  ”Reduce Forced Marriages”

Sometime we might consider reducing desired marriages.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  ”Reveal Opposition Economic Plan”

If it comes from Republicans the plan says, ‘REDUCE TAXES ON WEALTHY!

Russia, Moscow Times:  ”Arrested In Marijuana Case”

Let’s high five this one.

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HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Posted on April 2, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Norway, Norway Post:  ”Sarkozy To Ban Iranians From France”

Only, it they refuse to  leave the atomic bombs at home.

Ireland, Independent:  ”Chocolate Makes You Fat”

But, it is so damn tasty!

South Africa, Argus:  ”We Believe He Has Answer”

Santorum must, he gets advice from God so he can’t be wrong.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  ”Einstein Brain To Go On Display”

Unfortunately, brainless Republicans don’t want to see a scientist’s brain.

USA, aol.  ’Joe The Plumber Rejected”

I guess he got flushed down the toilet.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  ”Voters See Tories As Party Of Rich”

That’s why they are called, “Tories.”

UK, Guardian:  ”French Protest Over Oral Sex Poster”

 

 

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Scars Of No Fight

Posted on March 30, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Conservatives will go to their graves convinced that George Zimmerman was brutally assaulted by a teen age boy who weighed a hundred pounds less than the man with a gun. The Zimmerman agenda is composed of stories regarding his heroism defending  self against a hooded hoodlum who was out to kill him while carrying his kittles in hand as a weapon of war.

Funeral Director Richard Kurtz, received the dead boy of Trayvon Martin and for some strange reason there were no signs the boy had been engaged in a  fight prior to death. According to Kurtz, it “just does not make any sense that he was in this type of scuffle or fight” as far as he could determine. Of course, Mr. Kurtz is black and we all know how blacks stick together in order to persecute white folk.

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Congress Rule-No Hoodies Allowed

Posted on March 28, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Democratic Representative Gregg Harper is furious as the murder of a  black boy who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and wound up being with the wrong person. Harper shocked members of Congress by rising, placing a hood over his head, put on dark glasses and shouted, “Racial profiling has to stop!” Naturally, such behavior aroused the George Zimmerman in members of Congress.

Republican Rep. Bobby Rush from the fair state of Mississippi was rather upset at this violation of Congressional rules. “The chair finds that the donning of a hood is not consistent with this rule. Members must remove their hoods or leave the floor.”

I am a bit confused. As I recall the fair state of Mississippi was once a major center of the Ku Klux Klan whose members went around with hoods over their heads as they gathered to hold a meeting in order to burn some dark skinned person. Was wearing the KKK hood against Congressional rules?

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Arrest Obama,The Illegal Alien!

Posted on March 28, 2012 by | 3 Comments

Those of us who really believe in the United States of America know that illegal aliens are flooding our shores and taking jobs away from those who wish to pick strawberries and peaches and apples. Thank God we have Sheriff Joe Arpaio from Maricopa County in Arizona to hold off these apes from Africa and other such places. Joe is pushing through a bill in the state legislature which makes anyone  running for public office to swear that he/she was born in America and is an American citizen. The bill would make any political party swear that their candidates are really Americans and if proven wrong they could be charged with perjury.

Joe’s real target is the African from Kenya who goes by the name of Barack Obama. Joe is certain the “birther issue” about Obama is a conspiracy “bigger than Watergate.”

First we allowed aliens to become president. Then we allowed them to pick our fruits, what next–they will rape our daughters!!

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Strauss-Kahn And Females–Again!

Posted on March 27, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Dominique Strauss-Kahn is undoubtedly a very intelligent man, he is renowned for his ideas on economics and has served key roles in France and the world that deal with economic factors in society. But, for some reason, when a woman enters his life, action moves from the brain toward lower extremities of his body. In a word, this is a man who allows the PENIS to assume control of actions.

He is being charged by the French police with “aggravated organized procurement of prostitutes.” Prostitution is legal in France but organizing the process of supplying females to males is not Kosher. Dominique is rather confused about the entire situation.  He claims that he “never had the least awareness that the women he met could have been prostitutes.”

I guess this rather small chubby man is very attractive to women–that is, women who like short, chubby men.

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