We offer samples from headlines in the world press along with our comments.
France, Connexion: “Sarkozy Has Made Up His Mind”
About which woman to bed?
Canada, Toronto Star: “Rob Ford Is In Hospital”
I trust they have stocked up on beer.
Israel, Jerusalem Post: “Onions Stolen”
This is one smelly story.
USA, aol: “When She Says, NO”
For a healthy American boy, she means, “YES.”
Norway, Norway Post: “Police Raid Grocery Store”
Fully armed with guns and tanks, I assume!
UK, Guardian: “Managers Cut Salaries”
Not on Wall Street!