We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Shoveling Snow Slow Death”
I have a hunch shoveling Putin shit is more deadly.
Canada, Toronto Star: “School Board Is Rotten”
I guess they have to stand in the corner with dunce caps on head.
France, Connexion: “Ban Sale Of Coke To Teens”
You mean no more Coca Cola for the young ones?
UK, Guardian: “Sugar Price Fixing”
What a sweet story.
Australi, Canberra Times: “Doping Revelations”
Told by a real dope?