Category Archives: Social Justice

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Surprised Donald did not take Rudy Giuliani, after all, he single-handedly saved New York after 9/11.

I await entrance of women who Donald sort of fucked around with.

So, evangelicals await the return of Jesus with one of America’s best fornicators!

The question Donald will never answer–HOW?

We believe in the right of everyone to have a gun, and then become shocked when they use the gun.

Ivanka loves her dad, but for some reason, not a word about her mom.

I am still concerned there were no words from the valet who works for Donald. How come?

We have shifted from worry about atomic bombs  to worry about one armed guy.

I wonder how many emails the average American deletes every day.

Someone should inform Chris Christie that he is still governor of New Jersey. All construction has stopped in the state, Chris, they need money!

Many Americans hate Wall Street powerful men, but for some reason, adore one of them for president.

I wonder if Donald purchases Power Ball tickets?

Three men mad about power: President Erdogan of Turkey, President Putin of Russia, and yet to be president Trump.

Elect Me! I Will Solve ALL Problems!!

I have pondered this issue for many months,and reluctantly, very reluctantly, decided that my country needs me. So, I am going to run for president. So, what are my qualifications?

I, alone, without any help from anyone, will wipe out ISIS for once and all. Once ISIS leaders realize they are up against a nice Jewish boy from the south Bronx, they will surrender.

I, promise free college education for each and every person in America. Details are funding for t his project, will follow shortly.

I promise to end ALL terrorist attacks in Europe, in America, in Turkey, and any other country that now endures these terrorist attacks. I have already contacted Superman and have his cooperation.

Want a good paying job for at least $55,000, just vote for the Bronx kid.

I promise to end violence against cops, and  violence by cops against people. All it takes is some warm hugs and plenty of guns and ammunition for one and all.

Want to go back to mining coal? I promise to erect coal sites in every American city,  and anyone can go to the pile and get all the coal they want.

Apology, I do not have blond daughters or any junior to give a speech in my favor. However, I have read all Trump speeches and understand one must promise the moon, and deliver frozen Neptune.

P.S. To all Chicago folks, I promise the Cubs will win the World Series this year!

P.P.S. To all New York Knick fans, I promise the Knicks will win the NBA title!

Oh, I promise to appoint Ted Cruz to head a study on reducing the output of garbage in America.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Dick Cheney is for Trump, what better reason to vote for Hillary?

I assume the Trump children are auditioning to run for public office.

Donald missed a career as a salesman pitching medicine that cures all ills.

In fairness to Donald, he definitely believes America is a white nation, and he loves it.

At least Ted Cruz has the balls to refuse licking boots.

Some day Chris Christie is actually going to spend some time in New Jersey, the state of which he is governor. At this moment, all road construction has ceased in the state–no allocation of money.

Sorry, I  apologize to Chris, it is all the fault of Hillary for halt in road construction.

Description of the audience– a sea of white faces.

Gee, these days I really miss the happy administration of George Bush.

According to Donald, it is midnight in an America enduring storms and hurricanes.

Donald On Trump

Ivanka talked for a half hour about her wonderful dad, Americans are now clear that he is loved by his daughter, you know, the  one he would like to bang. Anyway,the American people listened for over an hour to the dark times they are experiencing and the bright wonderful times they will encounter, if they just elect the man who is all doom and gloom.

Donald went on and on about FOUR people killed by illegal immigrants. If elected president, this horrific rate of death will end. Oh, he is going to build a WALL, a Great Wall, and the drug cartel are going to build a GREAT TUNNEL. Donald went on and on about the high tax rates in America. Fact check, the US has the lowest tax rates of any modern nation. Donald, in countries like Sweden or Denmark, they provide national health insurance, they provide decent support for the old and unemployed, and that costs money, which they spend, unlike the United States.

Cops are getting slaughtered this year.Fact: about 70 cops were killed last year and the death rate is the same this year. Anyway, as Republicans know,it is all the fault of President Obama for cops getting killed. And, when he lies about concern for their deaths, we know from his ‘body language’ that something is “going on.”

I listened to each and every word spoken by Donald Trump. There was not a single specific proposal –other than cut taxes- as to how he would solve any problem. When it comes to scaring the hell out of people, Donald is the voice of anger and fear, but when it comes to explaining how to solve problems, then Donald is the voice of anger and fear.

Anyone who believes angry words will solve problems, she definitely vote for Donald Trump. There is no doubt many Americans prefer fear and loathing to solving problems, which cost money.

OH, I did spot ONE black face in the audience.

How About Don’t Shoot Straight

As I listened to Donald Trump utter words of fear about those who are out to get cops, my eyes came across the latest version of ‘let’s shoot someone today.”  Charles Kinsey, is a behavior therapist in Miami, and was working with a patient who got out on the streets. Photos clearly show him lying on the ground with his hands high up in the sky, and the patient is sitting playing with  a toy truck. Mr. Kinsey shouts, “I am a behavior therapist” toward police who are observing the scene.

So, what happens. A cop fires his gun and wounds Kinsey. The explanation of the police officer was: “I did what I had to do.” Most probably, that feeling was one shared by many officers. It is that feeling that winds up with cops getting shot by those who do not share the feeling.

More Republicans On Donald

The most fascinating aspect of the Trump run for the president is how many Republicans are running in the opposite direction. No Bush attended the convention, no John Kasich, no John McCain, hell, no Sarah Palin. Jim Camp, a noted Republican strategist offered a compelling reason why so many Republicans are not in Cleveland.

“Donald Trump is a narcissistic,, self-centered, miserable example  of a human being. Trump is going to be accepting the nomination tonight, and I don’t want to spend  one day in the party with him as its head.”

There is no prior example in the Republican party of so many of its leaders refusing to attend a convention to select a candidate. Of course, Ted Cruz wound up being booed of the stage when he refused to support Trump for the simple reason, “I’m not a servile lap dog.” Gee, I wonder who he was referring to?

Republicans On Trump

Mark Cuban isa  billionaire who also owns the Dallas Maverick NBA team. He has been an early supporter to Donald Trump,  but for some reason, has sort of turned against the guy from New York.

“I felt at the beginning he was a business person. I wanted to see change from the traditional politician. But, then he went and opened his mouth. He really did have a chance to change things, but, he doesn’t offer any plans. He is lazy.”

In reality, aside from his big mouth and his bombastic style of shouting and threatening and making people become frightened, Donald Trump does not read, he does not listen to others with differing ideas, he is truly intellectually lazy!

Jeff Roe, Cruz campaign manager on Chris Christie: “That guy turned over his political testicles long ago.” Now wait a second, there is nothing wrong with being a valet for a powerful man.

Ivanka On Dad

Donald Trump is blessed with a horde of kids, after all, he was married three times. His darling daughter, Ivanka offered some words of praise for dad.

My father thinks big, after all he only marries women with big boobs!

My father cares about women, that’s why he has had three wives. Can Hillary beat that with three husbands?

My dad listens to people who offer advice, he DOES accept the electrician who says there is need for a new light bulb.

My dad cares about Hispanics, he even hires illegals to save money.

My dad loves children, heck, he keeps on producing them into his sixties.

My dad worked hard to become a millionaire. After all, he only began with two million.

My dad listens to every cab driver and trusts them to get him to the right place.

My dad cares about sex deviants, he will even piss with them.

Just remember, I love my dad, and he even gave me a high paying job!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from the mind of a 25 year old man trapped in the body of an 85 year old man.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No one, and I mean, no one, can out shout the anger of Rudy Giuliani!

Well, at least Ted Cruz got booed by Republicans, who else can match those boos at the convention?

Among the mysteries of my life is–which books has Ben Carson ever read?

Ultimate mystery of our time–can Donald come across as presidential?

I heard from Donald’s wife, his two sons, his daughter, but for some reason, not a word from his cook. Wonder why?

Just think, we now have to await the presidential run of Donald junior.

The crowd at the convention could easily have been the crowd at some ISIS beheading.

 

Carson Exposes Hillary!

Americans can sleep well tonight knowing that Ben Carson is on guard to protect the nation against terrorists,and the evil Hillary Clinton. Finally, we have someone in the political arena who is able to keep careful watch on the lady who poses the greatest threat to our security. Ben, in one of his normal low key talks pointed out that Hillary Clinton,not only read the works of Sol Alinsky, but she wrote about this notorious evil creature. If you are not familiar with Alinsky, he spent his life working on community organization in places like Chicago.

Did you know that Hillary Clinton wrote her Wellesley thesis on the works of Alinsky? Did you know that Alinsky made reference to his admiration of LUCIFER!! “So, are we going to select as president one who has read the books of someone who admires LUCIFER!

Just remember this woman READS BOOKS!

First, Benghazi, then emails, and now LUCIFER!