We offer an analysis of how Donald Trump handled last night’s debate–by Donald.
“I was fantastic, I showed America what a fantastic guy I am. She showed America that when it comes to debates, I can whip her ass without taking off my jacket. Law and Order, that’s what America wants. Law and Order. Who the fuck cares about minimum wages, when I reduce taxes the great jobs will be overwhelming young people. Bring back jobs from overseas. Make business remain in America or face the consequences. She has no response. I showed up the bitch by interrupting her over and over, I bet every white man just loved me showing up the uppity dame. They said Interrupted her 51 times– that’s all?
The bitch asked me to show my taxes, fuck her. It’s just that most dumb Americans pay their taxes and would not like the fact that I never do. Just a bunch of shmucks.I really nailed the bitch by asking about Benghazi. That for most Americans is their greatest concern.But, the fucking moderator refused to pose tough important questions such as about the Clinton Foundation. That will be my primary focus on the next debate. And, old buddy,Bill just wait until talk about your blow jobs.
I WON this debate. I showed the bitch that I can make her look small while I look presidential. I won it, I won it. I bet the liberal media will try to steal this victory from me. They are just a bunch of losers who can’t stand a winner like me!”