Christian fundamentalists insist the Jesus Christ will one day return to take everyone up to Heaven and enjoy the beauty of eternal peace and happiness. There is one problem with this story. Consider the following:
1. Jesus walks around in a robe.
2. Jesus has strange fellow features.
3. Jesus does not speak English.
4. Jesus is an illegal immigrant.
5. Jesus makes no sense to a modern Republican, he is in favor of the poor and does not respect the wealthy.
6. If stopped by a cop he would continue walking toward him with open arms.
7. He was born and raised in the Middle East and we know all about those people.
I have a hunch Jesus knows all about American cops and just wants prefers to be crucified.
Oh, and he sure the heck would never vote for Bibi Netanyahu!