Category Archives: War

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

My dream is to hear the conversation between God and Donald Trump.

The Republican nightmare is having Trump on a stage with other presidential candidates.

There is no question that Donald Trump is the Christmas gift to all gag writers.

I wonder how Donald talks with his children?

Does Donald say, “I trump you” while playing cards?

I would so enjoy hearing a conversation between Trump and Justice Scalia.

I assume Donald is the one who says, “God Bless You.” That is, to God.

Donald Is Upset

There are moments when I would so wish to be a bug who resides inside the head of Donald Trump in order to grasp the working of a mind that is intent on winning the nomination for president. The other day he informed America that hordes of Mexicans were swarming over the border and “they are bringing drugs, crime and rapists” into our fair nation. NBC reacted with vengeance and made clear to the Trump man that his services were no longer needed and he could pack up his Mss America and Miss Universe events and no longer come to their TV studios. “At NBC, respect and dignity for all people are the cornerstone of our values. Due to the recent derogatory statement by Donald Trump regarding immigrants, NBCUniversal is ending its business relationships with Mr. Trump.”

This is shocking news for those who believe in the Trump man.I strongly support the efforts of Donald Trump to run for president. Just imagine, each day he is in the race, anyone writing about politics has a material for comic comments. Of course, the Donald Man is upset at the “weak and foolish” ideas of NBC. OH,and Donald wants all them rapists and drug lords to know that “I love Mexican people.”

Bad Days For True Believing Justices

These are not the best of times nor are they the times of justice according to several members of the Supreme Court. The odd guy out, Justice Kennedy once again joined them damn liberals to protect the rights of American citizens. For over forty years, the Supreme Court has been defending the rights of women to have an abortion. Of course, along the way of fighting for women rights some of our more conservative justices have increasingly been moving in the direction of limiting abortion rights.

The state of Texas has been diligently working on laws that would restrict abortion rights. The latest gambit was to pass a law that,in effect, prevented doctors and abortion centers to offer abortion. However, good old Justice Kennedy joined liberal judges in a 5-4 decision that prevents the closure of abortion clinics in Texas. I assume Justice Scalia will provide more of his pseudo legal ideas about his version of our Founding Fathers. Of course, Jefferson and Hamilton and Washington wanted unlimited money spent on elections. I would so love Justice Scalia to show us those words.

Educating Russian Youth

It was my assumption that Russian schools devoted at least an hour a day educating children to love and obey the Great Leader. Of course,whine comes to Mother Russia there is only one Man who is fit to lead the nation and his initials are–VP. For some strange reason the guy in charge of Russian education, Dimitry Lianov, is urging teachers to focus on educating children about the dangers of extremists.” Students should know how to avoid becoming victims of radical Islamist recruiters,and whom to turn to in the event of encountering such a situation.”

1. Kids,remember that extremism is OK if this idea comes from you know who in Moscow.

2. It is NOT an example of extremism to beat up gay guys and lesbian gals. They really enjoy getting the shit kicked out of them.

3. If you spot anyone who makes negative remarks about the Great Leader then you can take extreme measures to silence this person.

Always remember that extremism in defense of our Great Leader is the good kind of extremism!

God Hates??

Having nothing better to do today, I decided to have a long conversation with the Big Guy up in he sky; After all, he spends a heck of a lot of time with Rick Santorum and Ted Cruz so why not a few moments with me? God made perfectly clear what He hates:

1. He does hate those who claim to speak with him, given that he mascot off any phone connection with humans.

2. God really does not care for the other God that Republicans claim is on their side.

3. God hates people asserting ideas that He never uttered.

4. God does not like those who prattle on and on about family values, does anyone know how many ideas about “Family” there are in the universe??

5. God is getting mighty close to sending a thunder bolt to wipe out the blond haired idiot women who never cease talking on Fox News.

6. Frankly, God is getting close to hating his creation of this strange planet called–EARTH!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden,Local: “Top Song Of Month”

For Republicans, it is “tyranny of the Supreme Court”

Australia, Canberra Times: “Good Lies To Tell Children”

Wealthy people want to give good paying jobs to all.

France, Connexion: “Swan Confuses Road For Water”

Big deal, Republicans confuse Jesus as lover of wealthy folks.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Refuses To Apologize”

Donald still fights for birth certificate truth.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Putin To Visit Pope”

I thought he insisted the Pope come visit him!

Recep The Great

Turkish President Recep Erdogan is the Vladimir Putin of the Middle East. He is convinced that glory awaits his every decision. During the past few years this man who only knew success for years has gradually lost the confidence of most people in Turkey. They are tired of his grandstanding and assuming all power in the land. At elections last month, a majority turned down the Turkish windbag leaving him with the need for allies in order to form a government. He so desires to be respected –no, feared– by other nations.

“I am adducing the world. We will never allow a state to be formed in northern Syria, south of our border.” To translate his remarks in English. He opposes the desire of Kurds to have their own nation. This idea has led him to favor ISIS gaining power since this group hates Kurds. Sorry, Recep, the world does not agree with you. And, there is evidence, neither does the Turkish army!

Oh Them Jews!

As someone born in 1930 stories of anti-semitism are part of my upbringing. I recall seeing a sign in Mississippi that made clear, NO NIGGERS, NO KIKES, NO DOGS.” Just a friendly reminder that my sort were not welcome. So, there is no surprise to learn about the Reverend Mark Dankof who is a Lutheran pastor determined to ensure that one and all Christians know the truth about them Jews! He informed his congregation: “it should not be ignored that the victories for abortion on demand and LGBT rights are reflective of the disproportionate influence of Jewish power and money in the United States of America.”

When reading this story about Jews I sort of get upset at claims that I have a lot of money and power.I do not believe the Koch Brothers and the hundreds of other Texas millionaires are all Jews. When things get quiet, the surest way to stir up some action is to ‘BLAME IT ON THE JEWS!

At least he did not charge us with having horns on our head.

Behead Your Drinking Buddy?

Every so often behavior by those seeking to behead infidels sort of gets confusing. Yasmin Salhi, a Muslim Frenchman decided to have a few drinks with his boss and then as sort of a dessert to chop off his head. He drove a truck,he hung around with some guys and came across as just another working stiff seeking to make a living. He was born in France, educated in France, but at this point in time decided that driving a truck loaded with explosives into chemical warehouse would really make his day a notable one.

The only sign of change in his life is the appearance of a beard. But, heck, walk along any street in America and there are bearded men. So,wha led to the change? Frankly, I do not have a clue. Is there something in the water in France that sets off ordinary people and transforms them into beheaders?

The Republican Platform For America

During the coming months Americans will be inundated with countless presentations from the horde of people seeking the Republican nomination for president. In an effort to simplify the enormity of materials we present a short version of what any and all Republicans will utter:

1. Taxation –lower for wealthy in order get the economy booming again.

2. Job creation, lower taxes on the wealthy.

3. Equal rights – we are for them but must ensure that ALL receive equal rights.

4. Racism– please get rid of that old idea,it no longer applies.

5. Police behavior –we support it.

6. Obamacare –we care not.

7. God–He is on our side.

8. Women rights– we believe in women, in fact, we even marry them.

9. Gay rights–religious folk also should have the right to be gay.

10. Benghazi– Just another name for Hillary Clinton