North Korean leader Kim Jong un is rather upset. He has gone without any access to NBA players for months, and he has acquired a limp that makes shooting basketball rather difficult. The UN issued a report about the violation of human rights in North Korea, and this sort of comment about his leadership just got the pudgy little man a bit upset. Satellite photos reveal the firing up at a facility that had been working on nuclear weapons. In 2007, North Korea agreed to halt work at Yongbyon in return for food. After all, if one devotes most money to creating bombs, how much is left over to get food for your people? Anyway, the world has hurt Kim Jong un’s feelings. We suggest:
1. Send an NBA team to play basketball games in North Korea.
2. Allow Kim Jong un to be photoed making layups against the NBA players.
3. Send in a circus which would fit into the climate of folly that pervades in North Korea.
4. Allow North Korea to field a team in the NBA. That would end any talk about nuclear weapons.
Naturally, the people of North Korea are just too exhausted to attend basketball games.