Category Archives: War

Chaos In Britain

Following is what we do know about the situation in merry or not so merry England:

1. Prime Minister David Cameron has resigned.

2. A few folks are wondering why or how this Leave became official policy.

3. There is a bit of confusion in the Conservative and Labor parties as to who now leads them.

Boris Johnson, former Mayor of London led the fight to Leave the European Union. Naturally, he assumed since he was the leading Conservative to persuade a majority people to Leave, there was no one but himself to become the new Prime Minister. Michael Gove, Justice Minister, was his right hand man in working for the success of Leave. So, what happens after the WIN?

His buddy Michael Grove threw his name into the fight to become the new prime minister. “I wanted to build a team behind Boris Johnson so that a politician who argued for leaving the European Union could lead us just a little bit further. But, I have come reluctantly to the conclusion that Boris cannot  provide leadership  or build the team for the tasks ahead.”

Talk about placing knife in the back of your best friend!!

So, Is It Chris Christie?

Rumors are building that Chris Christie will become the vice president nominee running with the Donald guy. There are reports that Chris has already discarded his valet uniform and is raring and ready to run for the vice presidency. So, we took a short trip through the brain of Chris in an endeavor to discover what he now intends to do.

1. “God, it will be great, no more shining his shoes, now something important to do in my life.”

2. “After all, I single-handedly saved America during 9/11 by prosecuting some people, I think they were Muslims.”

3. “My approval rating in New Jersey is now about 19%. It just has to get higher once I leave New Jersey where they know all about my incompetence.”

4. “I am still not completely certain what a vice president running with Donald actually does. I do know it is important to stand behind him with a blank smile and then applaud when he finishes the tirade.”

5. “Imagine having to confront Elizabeth Warren in a vice president debate? I think it is only fair that Donald handles her and I handle Hillary.”

6. “I now have memorized the tale of “thousands of Muslims on rooftops cheering on 9/11. I must repeat that story at least once a week.”

7. “The good news is no longer having to be in New Jersey and deal with those mob bosses. I wonder if one would knock off Donald so I could become president?”

 

What If Republicans Triumph?

There are continual dire predictions that if Donald Trump became president of the United States of America the end of civilization as we know it, would soon arrive. So, let’s exam a Trump presidency:

1. Donald would ask Congress to appropriate $50 billion to build a Great Wall only to discover the bill never made it out of the Appropriations Committee. Donald,  your guys don’t  like spending money.

2. Donald would gather military leaders and propose bombing the shit out of ISIS. They would inform him about air campaigns for over three years aimed at bombing the shit out of ISIS. Trump would announce it was his words that set in motion the bombing three years ago!

3. Donald would get Congress to pass tax reductions only to discover there was not enough money to run the federal government. Donald would propose reductions in military spending which would create months and months of gridlock.

4. Donald would order roundup of 11,000,000 illegal immigrants which would negatively impact the economy. Donald, these people BUY goods made in America and when they depart, so does their money! Oh,and the shit and garbage would pile up because there are not enough folks to shovel it!

5. Oh, Donald, those damn immigrants care for children so what happens when they are gone?

6. Within seven months, the hair of Donald would turn white once he has to actually  run a government.  OH, Donald, you can’t declare America bankrupt!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

It is time for Hillary Clinton to inform Americans about the success in defeating ISIS.

I wonder if some Leave England folks have a hangover.

NBA free agents will make more this week than any of us will make in two lifetimes.

Elizabeth Warren has mojo— balls, in your language.

Silence from Bernie, how about entering the war against Trump?

Barack Obama sometimes speaks in short clipped expressions.

David Cameron must now know, shut up about referendums!

Fighting ISIS

Fighting two fisted Donald Trump is going to wipe out ISIS with a powerful weapon–waterboarding. To shouts of support from his followers, the Donald man is convinced that fighting terror with terror will destroy ISIS. Let meet this straight:

Guys who wear suicide vests and are OK to blow themselves up, will confess to everything if waterboarded!

ISIS is encouraging lone agents who operate in  a decentralized organization to blow themselves up. They have NO idea about other agents, so what the heck can they tell anyone if tortured?

Oh, by the way, ISIS already has been driven from over 50% of the territory it once held. At least 25,000 have been killed, not waterboarded.

Fallujah just fell after Ramadi fell. There is an army ready to march on Mosul. And, all Donald talks about is waterboarding!

Want A Job, Want A Home?

We believe it is our responsibility to offer our readers important information related to their daily lives. It is clear that many today seek good paying jobs and nice homes. Listen to Donald Trump and he “promises” these will become a reality in your life if you vote for him. This blog goes from promising to guaranteeing a good job and a real nice home for anyone seeking those goals.

The town of Kaitangata in New Zealand has hundreds of good paying jobs and modern four bedroom houses that sell for a $100,000. In fact there are only TWO unemployed people in the entire town! So, contact city leaders and head for New Zealand. The good news is there is no Tea Party or crazy Republicans in New Zealand. And, no possibility of a Prime Minister Trump!

P.S. The border is secure so no Hispanic rapists will hurt your wife or daughter.

Brexit Road To Nowhere

Many people in England are like the drunk who just woke up after his week long drunken binge to discover that his boss fired him and his wife left him. But, oh the pleasure of the booze. The UK has now had its credit rating downgraded from AAA to AA. The pound has hit a thirty year low, and European leaders are making clear if the UK wants to go, then goodbye. There will not be a negotiation leading to special terms for the UK exit.

The Leave campaign shouted for months that England was sending each week the sum of $426 million to the EU. These leaders now admit, that figure was not exactly correct. The EU was giving England billions of dollars each year for various needs, including aid to colleges and aid to unemployed workers. Leave leader Nigel Farage now says he meant there were “possibilities” that England was going have more money when it left the EU. He never said it was a certainty. After all, no one is perfect.

Experts Discuss Benghazi

We decided to obtain the ideas of important people regarding the latest Bemgjazi report.

Unemployed auto worker: “Thank God for Donald Trump. Finally, we will have someone in leadership who personally will carpet bomb those damn people in Benghazi. Just imagine, four Americans killed right on our border–by those damn Mexican rapists and murderers. We have to protect our border to stop these damn Benghazi attacks.”

Paul Ryan: “Yes, we do need at least eight Congressional investigations this great American tragedy. Just think about it–FOUR PEOPLE DEAD! Now, as to this so-called Zika problem, we need a Zika bill which closes down Planned Parenthood facilities. How else to stop the Zika problem?”

Sarah Palin: “Well, my son and I are ready to go to this Benghazi place and wipe out ISIS or any other group that kills Americans. I have my trusty shot gun, and my son has his AR-15. Come on you Muslim bastards, get some American lead in your damn faces!”

Donald Trump: “I told you, I  predicted the Benghazi horror, just check my emails. I said they were coming after us. I told the State Department, I told the NYC police, but no one listened to the only man who can make this country great again

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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Only Republicans would play political games when defeating the Zika virus is at stake.

I wonder how many British folks are asking, ‘what the hell did we just do?’

Among the great battles in American history will be Gettysburg, the Battle of the Bulge and Benghazi.

Only Republicans worry about the death of four people, of course, the hundred of thousands dying because  of poor health is not their concern.

Justice Kennedy is a real Kennedy–sometimes!

Whatever happened to Ted Cruz, is he still standing tall for America?

I guess many workers in America believe a billionaire is concerned about their economic interests.

 

So, What About Bernie?

We have entered a silent moment in the political situation within the United States of America. Donald is doing something, although he sure is not gathering millions and millions of dollars. Then again, he is the Greatest Business man alive on this planet. Off in the wings of politics stands Bernie Sanders, a man who achieved incredible fame for speaking words of anger. Then again, this is the era of “saying it like it is.” In other words, uttering words about what one will do even though there is scant possibility it can be done.

Bernie is at a crossroads. He has spent his life on the outer fringes of any political party. He is an Independent. The good news of being an Independent is that one does not owe anyone anything. The  bad news about being an Independent is that one never really gets any laws passed that would indicate one IS doing something. Bernie can become one of the most important figures in modern American history by working his damn butt off to defeat Trump and get Democrats elected to Congress. THAT is his major task!