We decided to poll key foreign leaders regarding their views on Donald Trump
Kim Jong-un: They call me ‘chubby’ and a bull-shit artist who does not allow anyone to contradict my always correct views on any topic I admit, that when it comes to boasting and braying, no one can out do the Donald man.
Vladimir Putin: A man after my own heart. He has this wonderful egoism,this belief that each word spoken MUST be accepted as the TRUTH. Frankly, Donald is my twin except that if we fought, this chubby man with small hands would wind up with his face in the mud!
Pope Francis: Well, the good news is that Donald Trump is NOT a Catholic. The bad news is that he regards God up on high as his valet who shines his shoes every night. I DO love all humankind, but, remember, I said HUMANKIND.
Bibi Netanyahu: Donald Trump is a man after my own heart. Just too bad that he is not Jewish and does not live in Israel. I would appoint him Minister of Defense and send him to wipe out ISIS with his mouth!
Chancellor Merkel of Germany: There are moments when I get depressed about the refugee problem that I wish to possess his nonsensical ideas how to handle immigrants.If he was in the EU we would be building a wall in Greece to keep them out!