We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Russia, Moscow Times: “McDonald’s Reopens In Moscow”
I can guarantee it will soon close because Putin is upset at Obama!
Canada, Toronto Star: “Do Not Stop Migrant Boats”
After all, the same ones that brought your ancestors.
USA, aol: “Cleveland Boy Shot”
Sorry, this is not new news, after all he was twelve and black with a toy gun!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Cyclist Hit By Car”
After an operation, the car is doing well.
Sweden, Local: “Police Seek Help In Sexual Assault”
I will do anything in my power to aid cops who are sexually assaulted!