Category Archives: Argentina

If There’s Oil, We Care

The Falkland islands lie thousands of miles away from the United Kingdom and it is doubtful if during the past twenty years anyone in England has spent a second of their daily lives feeling proud these islands are part of what once was known as the British Empire. But, recent geological reports indicate the Falkland islands just might possibly posses large amounts of oil off its shores. For decades, Argentine has insisted the islands belong to them and even engaged in a disastrous war over that issue in the 1980s. Prime Minister David Cameron has the misfortune during the G-20 meeting to come in contact with Argentine President Cristina de Kirchner, gave a nod and later issued a statement making clear, the issue of sovereignty over the Falkland Islands is not open for discussions or even a conversation.

Cameron was in a feisty mood and even had a statement issued telling the government of Iran “we expect the government of Iran to respect the rule of law and freedom of expression as outlined in the international parties to which Iran is a party.”

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Argentine and the UK could jointly develop oil deposits and witness success between two nations working together?

US ‘War On Drugs” Policy Kaput!

The tide of drug madness has finally crested in Latin America as several nations move toward decriminalizing the use of drugs by people. In Argentine, the Supreme Court ruled that “each adult is free to make decisions without intervention of the state” and if they desire to smoke marijuana for their own use, it is perfectly legal. Mexico is moving toward decriminalizing and there are reports a similar effort is underway in Brazil and Ecuador. Former Brazilian president Fernando Henrique Cardoso who has been urging an end to the criminalization of drugs noted: “the tide is clearly turning” because the famous US strategy of a “war on crime” has failed.

In the 1970s, President Nixon launched the war on crime and in 2001, President Bush initiated the war on terrorism. These wars suffer from the same problem– they have no rationale in reality since people daily use drugs purchased legally at the pharmacy that are similar to those deemed, “illegal.” The only thing the war on drugs accomplished was to enrich drug lords and cost the American taxpayer billions of dollars each year. The only thing the war on terror ever accomplished was to increase the number and power of terrorists.

How about Barack Obama truly ushering a new era in which government has a monopoly on use of drugs like marijuana and uses that power to further drug education, not drug incarceration?

Is It Noble To Fight Wars?

The ceremony is over, the speech has been given and President Barack Obama is headed back to Washington to deal with more important matters than talking about the beauty of peace. Arguments over whether or not he should have received the Nobel Prize for peace will no longer dominate the world media. He has the prize and it will soon be safe in America. Conservative critics most probably will keep this story alive for several months while they declaim about the horror of awarding a peace award to a novice in the business of war and peace. After all, no peace prize was ever given George Bush even though he expanded parameters of war tenfold more than Obama. No peace prize was given Dick Cheney even though he ensured thousands would die over non existent WMD.

Oh, did I get something wrong? I thought the Nobel Peace prize was given to the individual who did the most to make certain there was no peace? Barack Obama is a nice man, he wants peace and certainly having the desire to fight for peace using the mechanism of war entitles an individual to some recognition. The Obama peace award reminds me of the American officer during the Vietnam war who said he had to destroy the village in order to save the people. I guess if he was alive today he would be in Stockhold on a stage.

GREAT JOBS FOR PEOPLE

Following is a list of jobs for some prominent people:

MICHELLE OBAMA: Model for clothes for tall women.

GEORGE BUSH: Owner of a Christmas tree lot.

GOVERNOR SANFORD: Guide In the Argentine National Forest.

GLENN BECK: Head of Devil Worshippers of America.

NEW YORK STATE LEGISLATOR: Hit man for the Mafia.

MANNY RAMIREZ: Steroid manufacturer.

JOHN MCCAIN: Admiral of the Switzerland navy.

SILVIO BERLUSCONI: Head of a high class brothel.

AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI: Head of a mosque in an Hassidic neighborhood in Brooklyn.

JOE BIDEN: Director of a retirement home.

BOOKS THAT NEVER WILL BE PUBLISHED

WE OFFER A LIST OF BOOKS THAT WILL NEVER MAKE IT FROM A PUBLISHER’S OFFICE.

NATIVE SON IN ARGENTINE: The story of a poor white boy from South Carolina who found his true love in a cafe in Buenos Aires.

SUN ALSO RISES FOR THE UNEMPLOYED: A science fiction story which depicts a future world in which the needs of the unemployed are paramount.

THE BANKER WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD: A hedge fund operator’s story about deception.

TRAVELS WITH ALEX RODRIGUEZ: The story of a men who travels from team to team accumulating money.

WIZARD OF WALL STREET: Memoirs of Larry Summers.

LIFE PLUS 99: Bernie Madoff reveals the trail of the money. The book is scheduled for publication in 2076.

HEAVEN CAN WAIT: A book dedicated to Americans who invested in the stock market.

TIM THE KID: The story of Timothy Geithner, and how he out shot the evil Wall Street manipulators.

DAS CAPITAL: An updated version of how capitalists screw the people.

STANDING TALL: A day in the life of Don Rumsfeld.

Where Is The Cheapest Place To Live? Asuncion Anyone?

In a world of conflict, disease and economic disasters impacting people, many are wondering where on this planet is the safest place to relocate. If money is of concern, stay clear of Tokyo which is deemed the most expensive location among large cities, but there is always the cheapest place to go, Asuncion in Paraguay. The cost of living index by Mercer takes into account a variety of measures such as housing, food, clothes, transport, clothing and transportation to arrive at the list. If you seek a nice middle range place to hang your shingle, try Istanbul which now ranks 53rd in the world.

Of course, there don’t appear to be outstanding religious conflicts in Paraguay which is mainly Catholic and the people would certainly welcome money from Protestants, Muslims or Jews as long as these groups don’t bring along their racial and religious conflicts. An unknown factor this year arises from rapid decline in housing prices caused by economic decline. Who knows, you might wind up commuting from Istanbul to Asuncion and still have some cash left over for goodies.

PLACES GOVERNOR SANFORD CAN FIND TRUE LOVE

We believe Governor Mark Sanford is entitled to find that true love he so desperately seeks in life. Following are some suggestions for the moral leader of South Carolina.

A street corner in New Jersey containing ladies of the day or night.

A conservative Republican women’s convention.

An Alaska moonlight cruise with Sarah Palin.

A Mexican rendevous with Martha Stewart.

A Jewish Princess encounter at a bah mitzvah on Long Island.

A strip joint in Harlem.

Crossing over at a Gay convention.

24 hours on an Internet porn site.

Becoming Ann Coulter’s lap dog.

A night at the opera with a big breasted opera singer.

A REPUBLICAN LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES!

I live in the United States which during the past two decades has witnessed the ongoing saga of Republican political leaders stressing their party is the party of morality and good honest Christian life. George Bush worked hard to convey that Republicans were the party of God and morality. During the past several weeks, a Republican senator was found in a compromising position in a men’s room, another admitted to having an affair with a member of his staff who was married to another member of his staff. However, the ongoing saga of Mark Sanford is truly a love story for the ages. In an emotional interview he admitted he still loved the woman in Argentine who was his life “soul mate.” However, he emphasized that he just didn’t want a lay in the sack with her. “This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story. A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”

The American people are happy that anyone, particularly politicians, finally encounter a love story that makes their life mean more. It would even be a more powerful love story if Mark Sanford fell in love with poor people, with those lacking health insurance, with those who a re persecuted and oppressed. But, that type of wishy washy liberal stuff can never match meeting the love of your life and having ongoing sexual encounters with her.

Of course, this is the Mark Sanford who condemned Bill Clinton’s sexual escapades and demanded his resignation. At the end of the day, we are left with some confusion about the love life of the governor. He told an interviewer that he had “crossed the lines” with a handful of other women, but he insists “I’ve never had sex with another woman.”

Could the governor fill the rest of us in on what he means by having a love affair for eight or so years and “crossing the line” but never having sex. Does he mean while Bill had a blow job, he had a series of hand jobs?

Descending Stars Of Republican Party?

The Republican Party of Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower has become the laughing stock of the world after the latest episode in “Rising Stars” being transformed into flickering specks descending into the dark holes of space. Senator John Ensign was discovered shacking up with a member of his staff who was married to another member of his staff, Senator Larry Craig has an unfortunate episode in a men’s room in Minnesota while his colleague, former senator Norm Coleman of that state, has doomed his party in the eyes of inhabitants by an ongoing series of law suits seeking to deny Al Franken the victor in an election the right to obtain his senate seat. Of course, out in the wilds of Alaska Sarah Palin is shooting moose or squirrels in order to prove she is as good as any man in the Republican party. Of course, these days, she would be better off proofing she was better than any woman in the party when it comes to intelligence. Then again, she might be better off shooting moose.

But, to top off this conglomeration of ineptitude, Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina has returned from his supposed trip hiking on the Appalachian Trail to reveal he wasn’t hiking at all, but wandering around some unknown destination in Argentine. He lied to his wife, he lied to his children(on Father’s Day, no less), he lied to his staff, he lied to the Lt. Governor, and he certainly lied to the people of his state. Another “rising star” of the Republican Party is now a dark shadow in the wilds of Argentine.

Oh, we forgot the ongoing rising star of Bill Bennett, that paragon of supposed intelligence who complained to the media that President Obama was not adopting a forceful stand on Iran and should do something bold like sending phone cards and Xerox machines to the youth of Iran. Exactly how the Xerox machines would be delivered is unclear although there are rumors they might be sent via a ship from Argentine. Ah, now we know why Governor Sanford was in Argentine!

Descending Stars Of Republican Party?

The Republican Party of Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower has become the laughing stock of the world after the latest episode in “Rising Stars” being transformed into flickering specks descending into the dark holes of space. Senator John Ensign was discovered shacking up with a member of his staff who was married to another member of his staff, Senator Larry Craig has an unfortunate episode in a men’s room in Minnesota while his colleague, former senator Norm Coleman of that state, has doomed his party in the eyes of inhabitants by an ongoing series of law suits seeking to deny Al Franken the victor in an election the right to obtain his senate seat. Of course, out in the wilds of Alaska Sarah Palin is shooting moose or squirrels in order to prove she is as good as any man in the Republican party. Of course, these days, she would be better off proofing she was better than any woman in the party when it comes to intelligence. Then again, she might be better off shooting moose.

But, to top off this conglomeration of ineptitude, Governor Mark Sandford of South Carolina has returned from his supposed trip hiking on the Appalachian Trail to reveal he wasn’t hiking at all, but wandering around some unknown destination in Argentine. He lied to his wife, he lied to his children(on Father’s Day, no less), he lied to his staff, he lied to the Lt. Governor, and he certainly lied to the people of his state. Another “rising star” of the Republican Party is now a dark shadow in the wilds of Argentine.

Oh, we forgot the ongoing rising star of Bill Bennett, that paragon of supposed intelligence who complained to the media that President Obama was not adopting a forceful stand on Iran and should do something bold like sending phone cards and Xerox machines to the youth of Iran. Exactly how the Xerox machines would be delivered is unclear although there are rumors they might be sent via a ship from Argentine. Ah, now we know why Governor Sanford was in Argentine!