Category Archives: Asia

President Richard Nixon in the 1970s reached out to Communist China and established diplomatic relations in order to split off this communist nation from its alliance with the Soviet Union. As part of recognition, the US ceased to recognize the government of Taiwan as an independent nation. Both China and the US accepted a new reality, China would continue to claim that Taiwan was still part of China, but Communist China would not invade this country. The US ended its diplomatic recognition of an independent Taiwan.

So, wha  does Donald Trump do?He became the  first American president since this unofficial process was accepted, who interacted with the president of Taiwan. Donald called spoke with her, and each congratulated one another. So far, there has not been a furious outburst from China over the Trump call. However, according to China expert, John Delury of Yansei University in Seoul, South Korea, “I think it would be a mistake to think he got a pass on Taiwan. I think it goes in his file.They are holding their fire, but they are seizing him up. I think it would be a classic mistake for Trump and his people to think, ‘Wow, we got away with it.”

Trump Loves Fantastic Guys!

If there is one thing that Donald Trump is great at is expressing his love of people who are famous. He just spoke with President Narsultan Nazarbayev, the guy who runs the country of Kazakhstan. As  Donald expressed to this leader, “Hi, I hear fantastic things about you, folks say you are one great, no, fantastic leader to your country, excuse me, I just can’t pronounce its name, but, it must be a fantastic country, wonderful, and having you as its boss man, must be fantastic for the people. I am sure they just adored their fantastic leader.”

Oh, President Nazabayev has been the dictator for over twenty  years. Yes, Donald, he is a fantastic guy. If you get on his hit list, this fantastic leader offers you two choices: in the vat of boiling water or in the vat of acid. In either case, you wind up without any skin. Yes, Donald, a fantastic guy!

Trump Talks With Asian Leaders

We are able to reveal the secret conversations that Donald Trump had with leaders of Pakistan and India.

Prime Minister Sharif: “Look, I’m Donald Trump,  the new president of the United States and I wanted to let you know how much I love people from Pakistan, hell, I had some Paki doctor take care of me last year, great guy, wonderful people, love them all, all them Pakis, and I want you to know that if you are ever in town, please stop by and say, hello. Fantastic people, absolutely wonderful are  you folks from Pakistan. Loves you all. Great doctors, good with your hands, loves you all, and just remember, there are SPECIAL RATES AT ALL TRUMP HOTELS WHEN YOU ARE IN TOWN SEEING ME!

Prime Minister Modi: “Just calling to let you know I’m the president. I think Indians are fantastic people, I even think those from the US are incredible folks. I know some real smart Indians, some of them are building new Trump Towers in India, just remember, help them out with all that red tape, no need for some red tape to stand between our great relationship. Indians, smart people, know some from Silicon Valley, absolutely great, fantastic, look forward to some incredible business relations in the coming years. Give me regards to your buddies over in  Pakistan.”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

These days single Jewish men are seeking to marry a Trump girl so they can become Secretary of State.

Boeing has a 50 billion contract to build planes for Iran, oh well, France has promised to do the building after Donald cancels the contract.

Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway says Trump supporters feel ‘betrayed’ by Donald talking with Romney about a Cabinet position. Wonder why?

Rudy Giuliani admits to giving speeches to Qatar businessmen, the same ones who gave money  to Osama bin Laden.

Whatever happened to Chris Christie, is he still alive?

Ben Carson may not accept a Cabinet position until someone explains to him what is this thing called–CABINET.

I have a hunch that Senator Rand Paul is the only Republican who will not be bought off by Donald Trump.

Common Sense On Trade

There is something ironic in Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump agreeing on economic issues such as trade with other nations. Neither has indicated they grasp the nature of the modern world economy. These days cars’ manufactured in America’ contain parts made in Mexico or Canada. In other words, placing a high tariff on goods from Mexico automatically raises the  price of American made cars! The United States EXPORTS over TWO TRILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF GOODS. Oh, and wages in export jobs pay 18% higher wages than do those in import jobs. Trump has promised to cancel the Trans Pacific Partnership–TPP.

Conservative John McCain warned his colleagues as to the consequences of abandoning the TPP. ” I think we are going to pay a terrible price for abandoning the TPP. You are going to see Chinese assertion of economic influence in the region, and possible dominance.Countries are going to join with China in trade agreements. We are going to be outside, out in the cold.Historians will judge us harshly.” It will be an economic disaster!

Go To Hell, USA!

Rodrigo Duterte is the new president of the Philippines. Since assuming power a few months ago, he has played a role in the murder of at least 1,500 people who were accused of being drug dealers–or even, using drugs. These people were killed by the police with the urging of the president of their nation. Another 1.500 suspects were murdered by local vigilante gangs, again with the urging of Duterte. President Obama condemned these killings only be insulted by President Détente with “you are a son of a whore!  comment.

Now, Détente has gone a step further.”No more American influence. No more military exercises. It’s time to say goodbye. I will not got to America, and your stay in my country is over.” From now on, he is headed to China. That is one country that doesn’t give a damn about how many innocent people he murders!

Good Or Bad News?

Researchers have concluded that we humans do have a limit as to our life expectancy. OK, they recently found a fish of the coast of Iceland who is 245 years old, but it it not human. The oldest person so far on record is Louise Calmet who died in1997 at the age of 122. Consider the impact on we humans if we all could live another fifty years after reaching the age of 90.

1. In the 22nd century there would still be a Ted Cruz to filibuster in Congress.

2. In 2080 when most Americans are not of European descent, Donald Trump will be warning us of hordes of Europeans coming across our border and raping nice innocent Hispanic women.

3. In 2080, the media will be discussing the latest scandal of CROOKED Hillary Clinton who slept with her robot.Or, was it Bill?

4. In 2090, Ben Carson will be standing in front of hospitals selling his books of unimportant statements.

5. Hopefully, Jon Stewart would have returned to the Daily Show.

6. In 2090, the United States would celebrate its 80th year of not being able to pass a single law in Congress.

7. Of course in 2090, Vladimir Putin will be riding horses and shooting bear in the wilds of Siberia while still being president of Russia.

 

Rodrigo Donald Duterte

There is no question that millions of Americans just love a tough talking man of action who tells it like it is. Rodrigo Détente is the new president the Philippines. Since taking office two months ago, his police and soldiers have murdered over one thousand drug dealers.  OK, they  have murdered over one thousand people they CLAIM were drug dealers. Rodrigo is the Donald Trump of his nation.

In case you would like to hear what a REAL political leader says, read the following:

On being stuck in traffic jam during the visit of the Pope: “Pope, son of a whore, go home. Don’t visit any more.”

Singapore executed a Filipino maid: “Fuck you.  You are a garrison pretending to be a state.”

When learning President Obama did no agree with his policies: “You are the son of a whore.”

On complaints about his drug policies: “Fuck you,UN, you can’t even solve the Middle East carnage…shut up all of you.”

On killing of a Filipino journalist: “Just because you’re a journalist,you are not exempted from assassination if you’re a son of a bitch.”

If this guy ran for president of the US, he would begin with twenty million votes!!

Let’s Blow Them Up

It goes without question that things on the Korean peninsula are in not the best shape. The little pudgy guy named Kim Jong-un so enjoys playing around with nuclear weapons. In fairness, he already has proven that if provided a chance, most teams in the NBA would hire him to play point guard. Just ask Dennis Rodman about his basketball ability. Since playing in the NBA is not at this moment of interest, Kim is working very hard to develop nuclear weapons which could be fired at the United States.

Some folks in South Korea fear that if Kim continues on this path to nuclear weapons that something must be done to avert this catastrophe. According to South Korean sources, their government has a PLAN! No, it is not the plan of Donald Trump to send millions of basketballs to North Korea to divert them into basketball tournaments. According to Yonhop, “every district in Pyongyang where the entire North Korean leadership resides,  will be destroyed by ballistic missiles, and high explosive shells as soon as North Korea shows any  sign of having nuclear weapons.”

Now,this sounds like a Great, Great Trump plan, not only to destroy North Korea, but the entire world.

Trump Of Philippines

The President of the Philippines, one Rodrigo Duterte,has decided that anything Donald Trump can say or do or shout about, he can do better and louder. During his brief few  months as president of the Philippines, he has encouraged the murder –sorry, according to Mr. Duterte, the peaceful elimination of bad drug people– of over 1,600 people. They are guilty because he says they are guilty. Please, don’t talk about trials and evidence because the only ones who speak this way are –drug dealers.

Well, he is now real angry at the president of the United States. Obama raised the killing  of people who never were placed on trial. Duterte  responded with some choice words about Obama–“son of a whore” and  warned, “don’t fuck with me.” I challenge Donald Trump to match this leader when it comes to insults and threats.