We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
China, China Daily: “Free Lie Tests”
Only in modern China!
Norway, Norway Post: “Flu Campaign Gets Under Way”
If successful, everyone will have the flu!
Canada, Toronto Star: “Spreading The Word”
In America that means nonstop spreading the word of ignorance about why you should be elected!
USA, aol: “Pay Back The Money”
In America, Wall Street only knows to pay themselves your money!
Russia, Moscow Times: “Heated Benches For Winter”
In Putinland, at least your ass is having a good time!
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There is a mysterious ship somewhere off the coast of Sweden. It is sometimes seen, and then again, it is sometimes not seen. The government of Sweden worries who or what is in this ship. Naturally, this blog will clear up the secret of the infamous ship that is somewhere in the waters off the coast of Sweden. We offer some possibilities, based on our extensive knowledge of the waters in the vicinity of Sweden.
1. It contains a boat load of illegal immigrants from Mexico who got turned around once they encountered the Texas National Guard.
2. It is filled with refugees from West Africa seeking to bring Ebola to some northern clime and end its deadly attacks.
3. It is led by Vladimir Putin seeking to conquer Sweden and extend his rule over a greater area of the planet.
4. It contains a lost crew from the former Soviet Union who will not give up the fight for communism.
Question: What exactly can this ship do to worry anyone in Sweden?
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