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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I can not even imagine what it would be like to be in Aleppo, can you?

We used to warn people not to be quick on the trigger, today, not not on the tweet.

I wonder if the entire Trump family will be sworn in next month?

Raise your hand if you knew you were voting for Ivanka Trump as your  president.

Terrorists now  use trucks, what next, toy guns?

Ten investigations of four dead at Benghazi, not one for cyber attacks!

I increasingly  wonder if any Republican has ever read the US Constitution?

Oh well, now is the time to worry about real important issues, who will wind up in the Super Bowl?

I wonder if in my lifetime, we will witness a Socialist as our president?

Today, stock market goes up, ah, but tomorrow, it will go DOWN–eventually!

 

Chinese Calm Response To Trump

It is now quite evident that America just elected a child who looks like a grown man but simply can not shake loose from childish behavior. After Trump tweeted some nonsense about the ‘stolen drone,’ a Chinese government representative calmly responded. “Trump is not behaving as a president who will become master of the White House in a month. But, if he treats China after assuming office in the same way as in his tweets, China will not exercise restraint.”

An editor of the Chinese Global Times was even more concise: “China should teach him some lessons so he might know to respect China after he is sworn in.” Ironically, the Chinese are the adult in the room, and the kid playing with his toys is named, Donald Trump!

Donald Is Upset–As Always

Ordinarily a president of the US conveys his ideas by means of press conferences, discussions with members of Congress, or, even a TV broadcast, but these are the golden days of Donald Trump. A Chinese vessel in the South China sea area seized control of an underwater American drone that was gathering information concerning the ocean area, mainly, for economic purposes, not war. Naturally, Donald Trump had to tweet his ideas to the world. “China steals United States research drone in international waters–rips it out of water, and takes it to China, is unprecidented.”

Actually, Donald meant that it was unprecedented,but this is our new president, and spelling was never his greatest attribute in life.OH, the Chinese government already announced it would return the drone. We can assume Trump will take credit for what already occurred.

Let’s Have A War

Donald Trump insists that HE knows more about any topic in foreign policy because he is a ‘smart man.’ He was warned not to interfere with American policy toward China which for fifty years has been based upon the concept of One China. This means, the US accepts the idea that Taiwan is essentially part of China, and in return, China allows the  people of Taiwan to have an independent government free from Chinese control. Trump issued a statement that he would not recognize this agreement.

In return, the government  of China is pointing out to the idiot  Trump there are consequences to upsetting policy that has been around for half a century. The Chinese Global Times made clear: “The Chinese mainland should display its resolution to recover Taiwan by force.” If Taiwan were to declare its independence, “the Chinese mainland can in  no time punish them, militarily.” In other words, there is now the prospect of war. It is time for Donald Trump to just SHUT  UP.

President Détente Of Philippines In Action

The people of the Philippines have President Duterte, and we have Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani. Duterte was mayor of the city of  Davao prior to becoming a president. While a mayor he gained a reputation of urging the killing of anyone connected with drugs, users as well as sellers. He gained fame for his efforts to wipe out the drug dealers and users. As he put it: “In Davo, I used got do it personally just to  show the guys(police officers) that I could do it. I was really seeking a confrontation so I could kill. ”

President Détente believes if a leader kills bad guys it sends a signal to police that if they murder someone, just say it was a “bad guy.” At least 3,000  people have been murdered–not killed–murdered. Fortunately, for we Americans, Donald Trump is a coward. The  only thing he can murder is the English language.

President Richard Nixon in the 1970s reached out to Communist China and established diplomatic relations in order to split off this communist nation from its alliance with the Soviet Union. As part of recognition, the US ceased to recognize the government of Taiwan as an independent nation. Both China and the US accepted a new reality, China would continue to claim that Taiwan was still part of China, but Communist China would not invade this country. The US ended its diplomatic recognition of an independent Taiwan.

So, wha  does Donald Trump do?He became the  first American president since this unofficial process was accepted, who interacted with the president of Taiwan. Donald called spoke with her, and each congratulated one another. So far, there has not been a furious outburst from China over the Trump call. However, according to China expert, John Delury of Yansei University in Seoul, South Korea, “I think it would be a mistake to think he got a pass on Taiwan. I think it goes in his file.They are holding their fire, but they are seizing him up. I think it would be a classic mistake for Trump and his people to think, ‘Wow, we got away with it.”

Trump Loves Fantastic Guys!

If there is one thing that Donald Trump is great at is expressing his love of people who are famous. He just spoke with President Narsultan Nazarbayev, the guy who runs the country of Kazakhstan. As  Donald expressed to this leader, “Hi, I hear fantastic things about you, folks say you are one great, no, fantastic leader to your country, excuse me, I just can’t pronounce its name, but, it must be a fantastic country, wonderful, and having you as its boss man, must be fantastic for the people. I am sure they just adored their fantastic leader.”

Oh, President Nazabayev has been the dictator for over twenty  years. Yes, Donald, he is a fantastic guy. If you get on his hit list, this fantastic leader offers you two choices: in the vat of boiling water or in the vat of acid. In either case, you wind up without any skin. Yes, Donald, a fantastic guy!

Trump Talks With Asian Leaders

We are able to reveal the secret conversations that Donald Trump had with leaders of Pakistan and India.

Prime Minister Sharif: “Look, I’m Donald Trump,  the new president of the United States and I wanted to let you know how much I love people from Pakistan, hell, I had some Paki doctor take care of me last year, great guy, wonderful people, love them all, all them Pakis, and I want you to know that if you are ever in town, please stop by and say, hello. Fantastic people, absolutely wonderful are  you folks from Pakistan. Loves you all. Great doctors, good with your hands, loves you all, and just remember, there are SPECIAL RATES AT ALL TRUMP HOTELS WHEN YOU ARE IN TOWN SEEING ME!

Prime Minister Modi: “Just calling to let you know I’m the president. I think Indians are fantastic people, I even think those from the US are incredible folks. I know some real smart Indians, some of them are building new Trump Towers in India, just remember, help them out with all that red tape, no need for some red tape to stand between our great relationship. Indians, smart people, know some from Silicon Valley, absolutely great, fantastic, look forward to some incredible business relations in the coming years. Give me regards to your buddies over in  Pakistan.”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

These days single Jewish men are seeking to marry a Trump girl so they can become Secretary of State.

Boeing has a 50 billion contract to build planes for Iran, oh well, France has promised to do the building after Donald cancels the contract.

Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway says Trump supporters feel ‘betrayed’ by Donald talking with Romney about a Cabinet position. Wonder why?

Rudy Giuliani admits to giving speeches to Qatar businessmen, the same ones who gave money  to Osama bin Laden.

Whatever happened to Chris Christie, is he still alive?

Ben Carson may not accept a Cabinet position until someone explains to him what is this thing called–CABINET.

I have a hunch that Senator Rand Paul is the only Republican who will not be bought off by Donald Trump.

Common Sense On Trade

There is something ironic in Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump agreeing on economic issues such as trade with other nations. Neither has indicated they grasp the nature of the modern world economy. These days cars’ manufactured in America’ contain parts made in Mexico or Canada. In other words, placing a high tariff on goods from Mexico automatically raises the  price of American made cars! The United States EXPORTS over TWO TRILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF GOODS. Oh, and wages in export jobs pay 18% higher wages than do those in import jobs. Trump has promised to cancel the Trans Pacific Partnership–TPP.

Conservative John McCain warned his colleagues as to the consequences of abandoning the TPP. ” I think we are going to pay a terrible price for abandoning the TPP. You are going to see Chinese assertion of economic influence in the region, and possible dominance.Countries are going to join with China in trade agreements. We are going to be outside, out in the cold.Historians will judge us harshly.” It will be an economic disaster!