Category Archives: Asia

Donald Trump Fastest Gun In Florida

Among the most common ideas propagated by Republicans is that if every person was armed, then all bad people would be dead. Donald Trump explained how to end terrorism such as the Orlando murders.  “People are dead.   A lot of people are dead. So, if everybody wants to be politically correct.  If people had guns and this son-of-a-bitch comes out shooting. POW. A bullet in his head. That would have been a beautiful sight.”

General S.L.A. Marshall, once conducted a study as to how many US soldiers actually fired their weapon in combat. He was studying WWII in Europe. His research indicated that thirty percent of soldiers did NOT fire their weapon due to fear of revealing their position. Perhaps, his figures are not accurate, but ask any soldier who has been in combat and they will admit some soldiers did not fire their weapon. They would also admit that firing a weapon when someone is firing at you leads to jerk of hand and fear.

Then again, Donald Trump DID have an opportunity during the Vietnam War to display his bravery in combat. Of course, being Donald Trump he made certain  that the got a deferment from serving in the US Army. Heck, there were guys shooting at you! Who the hell wants to take on a bunch of guys shooting at you? Much better dining and dancing at  great club.

Light Up Bad Females

There are some countries in this world where a version of religion exists that protects the rights of parents to decide who their daughter can marry and who she cannot. Mrs. Parveen Raftiq had a daughter who was  out  of control. After dad, mom, the uncles and aunts had agreed as to who she should marry, this horrible, terrible girl found a lover among some evil people.  Now, if you were the loving parents of  this criminal daughter what else could you do to protect your little girl from making a terrible mistake?

Well, mom and dad and their son,and the parents of the guy she SHOULD have married sort of got together, doused the girl in kerosene and lit a match so she should die in a horrible nightmare of flames. Frankly, mom and dad are confused as to why any government denied their right to protect their daughter against the horror of marrying outside of their faith and clan.

Anyway, in this lovely land of Pakistan there were about 1,000 such HONOR KILLINGS last year. I am still confused as to whose HONOR was being protected.

Donald Has A Friend

I understand that many liberals do not  believe that Donald Trump has the qualities of leadership. They continually mock a man who knows how to “tell it like it is” regardless of what he is telling. Well, you liberals there are some leaders of foreign nations who prefer the man who speaks loudly even though with a short stick. A North Korean political scientist, Han Yang-mock did not mock the American leader but made clear his boss was ready to shoot  a few baskets with the wizard of slander and stupidity.

“There may be positive aspects to Trump’s inflammatory policies, Trump said he would not get involved in a  war between the South and the North. Isn’t this fortunate from North Korea’s perspective?” He dismissed Hillary as ‘dull.” So, President Trump head to North Korea and make a Great Deal with the pudgy little guy.

Donald Meets Kim Jong-un

Donald Trump has made clear that if elected president, or, should we say, when elected president, he will personally meet with Kim Jong-un the lunatic head of North Korea. We assume the following conversation will take place:

D: Hi, little guy, so glad to have this chance to share my brilliant mind with your sort of Asian one.

K: I am the Glorious Leader of North Korea. There is no one, more Glorious than Me!

D: Now wait a second little guy, you are no talking with the Greatest Deal Maker in the world. If you behave yourself, I might even get you an entire month as my guest in one of my casinos in Las Vegas!

K: You are not kidding, are you? You mean I can bet to my heart’s delight and have interactions with those gorgeous gals?

D: Little guy, it will be all on me. Bet, gamble to your heart’s content, it is on the house. Now, the black dude who was president, never made such an offer, did he?

K: Wow, it is clear now why the American people chose you. Who can turn down this deal?

D: And,Kim, my buddy, Denis Rodman, the greatest basketball player will have you play with an NBA team and you can shoot baskets and score points to your heart’s content.

K: Wow, Wow, sign my up. Donald, you ARE the greatest deal maker in the entire world! I’m closing down our entire nuclear program.

Hiroshima Apology?

President Obama will soon be visiting Japan and plans to visit Hiroshima, the scene of the world’s first atomic bomb. Many in America insist the president should apologize for the horror of atomic weapons being used. Most probably, I am in the minority who believe the atomic bomb HAD to be  used to save the lives of millions. And, I mean, millions of innocent Japanese civilians.

Background: During its invasion of China from 1937–1945, the Japanese army raped hundreds of thousands and killed over five million–civilians, that is. The code of the Japanese army was to never surrender and any enemy who did, frequently was killed. After the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, the Japanese Cabinet me. During this meeting the head of the Japanese Army insisted that to surrender meant loss of face and dishonor to the Emperor. He boasted the Japanese army would meet American and British soldiers on the beaches and destroy them.

After the Emperor made known that he was ready to surrender, units of the Japanese army attempted to kill the brother of the Emperor who was carrying a record of the surrender. They did not succeed. In other words, without dropping of the atomic bomb, millions of Japanese would have been killed. Sorry, this IS history. There is no need to apologize. Perhaps, any Japanese leaders from WWII still alive might apologize!

Rodrigo, Filipino Donald!

We Americans are worried about Donald Trump becoming president of the USA, but what about the people of the Philippines? The candidate who probably will become the next president has made some promises:

He plans to kill thousands and thousands of  criminals–but, not one is from Mexico.

An Australian missionary was raped in his town. Rodrigo Détente was offended because she was “pretty” and the rapists never asked him to participate in the rape.

Rodrigo plans to rewrite the Constitution so the president can do whatever the hell he wants to do.

Oh, a few other of his plans: No loud Karoke music because people have to get a good night’s sleep.

No  one is allowed to get drunk because they have to go to work the next day.

Does Donald now seem OK?

Kim Jong Un Is Unstable

So, Kim Jong Un has decided to play with his toy soldiers and do a little boom,boom to shake up the world. He has made clear that within a few days or weeks there will be more nuclear testing in order to test how other nations react to his playing chicken with the entire world. We decided to ask some prominent Republicans how to deal with the pudgy little guy over in North Korea.

Ben Carson:  The way of peace means let me go to North Korea and talk gently with this man and offer him the way of God.

Marco Rubio: It is the entire fault of Hillary Clinton. The solution is to trade Hillary Clinton for a cease in nuclear development in North Korea. Leave her to the pudgy little man.

John Kasich: I am ready to go to North Korea and had a wonderful lunch with the little guy. I will bring some Kentucky fried chicken.

Jeb Bush: I have gobs of dough. Maybe I can offer him my super pac and buy the little guy off.

Ted Cruz: The only solution is Me against Him at fifty paces with revolvers!

Lindsay Graham: How about offering him a free pass to Disneyland?

Donald Trump: Just let me do a deal with him. I am the Greatest Deal maker. I will offer to build him the Greatest Wall ever known and so no nation will be able to get over it!

Just Another Cop Talks

For many  years I had the opportunity to teach members of the St. Louis police force. Most of these men and women were intelligent, pleasant, and felt proud of their job working to ensure the safety of people. Frankly, I never came across any nut cases, but these days, it is difficult to get through the day without another example of some rogue cop who has a been with those who come from minority groups.

San Francisco police officer, Jasen Lai proved once again that some idiot cops don’t know when to keep their mouth shut. He decided to do some texting:

“I hate the beaner, but I think the nig is worse.”

‘Indians are disgusting.’

“Burn down the Walgreen and and kill the bums”

At  least there is no indication that Jasen Lai  has no gripes against .Asians.

Whee Are The Jobs?

Donald  Trump, Bernie Sanders and millions of Americans blame the economic decline and loss of good paying jobs to China or Mexico or some other place in the world. Recent figures indicate the fastest growing jobs in America over the coming decades will  pay workers about $25,000 a year. That means they are paying workers about $13 an hour. A high  percent of these jobs are in some aspect of the health field.Three-fourths of these fast growing jobs pay less than $35,000  a year. Yet, Bernie Sanders insists that if we bring back jobs from China the result will be “13,000,00 high paying jobs.”

On one hand Bernie  Sanders attacks selfish wealthy people, and on the other hand, he insists they will  pay high wages. Let me inform the good Senator that for those with wealth, the solution is more and more technology and less and less human labor. Sorry, Bernie, they will NOT be offering high wage jobs. So,where does that leave the demand for higher wages?

I will address this issue in the coming weeks. However, there is one certainty, high paying jobs will not be coming back from China nor Mexico!

Donald — Consider Philippines

It is very  difficult to  uncover any politician who can outdo the great Donald Trump but just gaze over to the Philippines where another presidential candidate can out Trump any day in the year. Rodrigo Daterk is seeking to become president of his nation. He currently is  mayor of  Davno City which is in the southern part of the Philippines.  A young missionary was gang raped and then murdered by some hoodlums. One would assume that any decent man would express sorrow or anger, but this guy wants to trump the Trump man.

“I was angry that she was raped, that was one  thing. But, she was beautiful. I think the mayor should have been first. What a waste.”

Has this guy considered seeking the job of being president of the USA?