Category Archives: Asia

Drop Dead Donald!

Who would have believed six months ago the new year would dawn with Donald Trump as the possible presidential candidate for the Republican party? Then again, who would have predicted that Ben Carson, the kind of guy you talk to while waiting for the bus to come, would ever have been considered a possible president of the United States. So, here goes with the Donald Trump plan to solve everything”

1. Donald will bomb ISIS in Syria. Of course, ISIS IS being bombed in Syria, but the Trump bombing includes dropping dollar bills from Donald only  to be used in American business establishments.

2. Donald will raise tariffs on Chinese goods. Of course, that means China raises tariffs on American goods. So, Donald will explain to a few million Americans they are giving up their jobs to help him get elected.

3. Donald will build the highest and longest wall in the history of humankind. This will prove to China the US is ann exceptional country  and end tourist visits to the Chinese great wall.

4. Donald will build a wall all along the Canadian border to prevent Ted Cruz characters from entering our great land.

5. Donald will deport any illegal immigrants so we Americans can just give up eating fruits. Oh, and the garbage, since Americans will lose jobs since we can’t export of China, and the immigrants are gone– off to the garbage trucks and fields of fruit!

Something To Do About Weather

There is no doubt at least thirty percent of the American people do NOT believe in global warming and the same percent most probably believes this planet is about 10,000 years old. There are constant floods all over the Midwest, there are people dying because of tornadoes and winds of enormous strength. Naturally, to the nonbelievers there have always been floods, there have always been tornadoes, so what to worry about?

Latest figures indicate the temperature in the North Pole at this moment are about the temperature in Chicago. Yes, there have always been states of emergency due to weather so what to worry about? Those who believe what has been in the past will always be in the  present and future inhabit a fairy land in which the Earth has not changed. Of course, these same people believe that God sent a flood and asked Noah to save all the animals on the planet. THAT story they believe!

I would so love to be alive in 2200 and listen to people wonder why we who live in 2015 were such idiots!

Finally, Japan Apologizes!

Finally, finally, the Japanese government has gotten around to apologizing for the horrors it committed during World War II. In addition to murdering over five million people, Japanese troops most probably raped a few million more. For years the government of South Korea has been asking for an apology by Japan for enslaving thousands of women from South Korea during World War II and using their bodies as “COMFORT WOMEN.” A pleasant way to describe being force to be  a Prostitute.

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe finally spoke words that should have been spoken years ago. ‘The issue of comfort women, with an involvement of  the Japanese  military authorities at that time, was a grave affront to the honor of  large number of women and the government of Japan.”

See, the sky did not fall because Japan admitted it committed war crimes!

No Come Santa

This blog has been in secret conversations with Trump headquarters in order to alert these vigilant defenders of Christianity against the heathen Muslims. The nation of Brunei has struck a blow for all those who are weary with the endless plump guys sporting white beards and ringing a bell. The  Brunei government has officially banned Christmas from the land. It is designed to “control the act of  celebrating Christmas excessively which could damage the beliefs of the Muslim community.”

First, these Muslims just about wipe out the entire American population,and now they are striking at the very foundation of Xmas–buying presents, singing the same songs over and over again, and listening to ministers preaching something called, ‘brotherly love.” All I know is that the Donald man is ready to strike a blow for Xmas–ban the arrival of anyone from the state of Brunei!

Why Visit North Korea?

Every so often some American decides to visit North Korea–perhaps to spend time in one of its luxurious hotels or perhaps sight see thousands of people dressed the same way chanting the same slogans about their beloved Kim Sung-un. Pastor Hyeon Soo Lin, a South Korean pastor living in Canada took a trip to the northern part of Korea — he has been working with orphans– only to discover that he was “viciously defaming the dignity” of the North Korean government.

When one defames our wonderful, kind, caring, loving leader who ensures that all within the nation get the same message, and  usually the same food, the only result is to devote a few years of your life, reflecting. The pastor has been sentenced to  life at hard labor. After all he DID seek to topple the nation by  “staging an anti-state conspiracy.” Exactly how a pastor organizes such an effort in North Korea either indicates he is Superman in disguise or just about any words spoken without permission of the Leader is anti-state!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

My dream moment-Carly Fiorina arm wrestling Vladimir Putin.

My dream moment-Jeb Bush punching Donald in the mouth.

My dream moment, Chris Christie sitting down with the dead King Hussein of Jordan.

My dream moment, Ted Cruz actually displaying his Harvard education.

My dream moment, Vladimir Putin standing with Republicans to debate.

My dream moment, Marco Rubio just letting out  his frustration to Ted with a punch.

My dream moment, Donald finally explaining how the WALL will be built and how much it will cost.

Xi Jinping For Freedom

Xi Jinping is President of China and ordinarily he devotes his office to the task of sending people off to camps in northern regions of the country for a few years of re-education. Therefore it was quite shocking to hear him defend the right of freedom of speech. “As in the real world, freedom and order are both necessary in cyberspace. We should respect in internet users their right to  exchange ideas and express their minds.”

Fantastic statement of freedom of speech. Even as he uttered these words, Pu Zhiquiang, fighter for freedom of speech on the Internet was on trial for expressing his ideas on the Internet. Perhaps,Xi just has a different understanding as to the meaning of “exchange of ideas.”

Donald Forever Donald

“My friends, I got this wonderful plan to end all wars, to create an  economy  that provides each and every American with an income of at least $60,000  a year. It all begins with securing our  borders. Right, no more goods being allowed to enter our nation from China or Mexico. Once the borders are secured, we are on the road to safety and security.

Look, I like Jeb, I like Marco, I like Ted, heck, I even like the fat guy on the end, but how the hell can I put my arms around that body. And, I like women, Carly, when I am President, you can be my secretary, after all, you are the only  one on this stage who knows how to be a secretary. Now, about my wall, I personally will supervise its construction–think of the thousands of jobs that wall will create!

Now, about my plan. We bomb the hell out of ISIS or ISIL or whatever these Muslims call themselves. We don’t allow Muslims into our country which means more jobs for American born Christians –and definitely  for my friends, the Jews. Think about it-no more Muslims, no more foreigners in Silicon Valley, and gobs of jobs for we Americans.

I want every one on this stage to know when we get rid of all these foreigners, each and every one of you will have a job picking fruit in California!

God Bless America! Keep it Christian–and Jewish, forever!”

On Sgt. Bowe Berdahl

As you recall or don’t recall, Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl was on guard duty in Afghanistan when he decided to just walk away into then night and wound up as a prisoner of the Taliban for a few years. He was exchanged for Taliban  prisoners and now faces charges that he deserted his post and his actions threatened the lives of other soldiers. He now insists the reason for leaving was to make the American public aware of terrible safety conditions on Army outposts in Afghanistan.

The bottom line is that he deserted, not only his post, but his comrades in arms. Several soldiers sent to find him wound up wounded. I have no feelings of concern about this man. He was and is a deserter,and his actions threatened the safety of his comrades. He deserved what he got from the  Taliban which was a few years being treated with contempt. Now,  he belongs in prison. Period.

North Korean Rock Band

Kim Jong Un is a man for all seasons. He is a great basketball player, he is the smartest man in the entire nation, and if you have any doubts about that assertion, just check the graveyards where bodies lay of men who did not agree with the statement. Kim is also somewhat of a dashing loves, and he does enjoy the bodies of young females who are the most gorgeous in the land.

He formed the Moranbong Band which is composed of absolutely beautiful woman, as to their musical abilities, we can assume they can carry a tune, and dance up a storm. They were supposed to appear in Beijing, but before the first show was presented, Kim ordered them back home. There are no clear cut reasons for this move.

1. He alone examines beautiful bodies.

2. He alone is allowed to see them dance.

3. Or simply, he wants to be the only man in the world who controls these women.

Who knows?