Category Archives: Asia

Kim Jong Un On Donald Trump

We decided to request the advice on how to deal with Donald Trump from the Great Leader of North Korea–Kim Jong-un. Following is what the Great Leader told us about the Donald Man.

“I am a Great Leader so,who but me, would be able to discuss a Great Leader? You Americans continue to criticize my nation for beating up bad people, so, in this case, if we do, we are only doing what your Donald Trump wants All Americans to do with bad people. Donald wants to build a wall, have him visit my nation if he wants advice on securing the border. I can teach Mr. Trump how to secure any border.

Donald Trump  hates the media, why doesn’t he copy how we handle the media– say the wrong thing, and POW in the mouth. Then again, has Trump considered creating labor camps where members of the media and illegal immigrants learn the meaning of hard labor.

Frankly,I would welcome an encounter with the Trump man. We can swap stories as to who can build the biggest wall, who can boast about who  is the smartest person or who can fuck the most women. Sorry, Donald, I win that one hands down!

Now, if Donald would visit my country we can provide him an experience in being an immigrant by sending him off to a nice pleasant labor camp.

A Push Of The Button

We Americans are having such a wonderful time making jokes and laughing at the nightly clown act performed by the Republican party that we forget there are some clowns out there in the real world who not only are funny, but dangerous. There is no question that Kim Jong-un has won the Most Nutty Person on planet Earth this year or in recent times. He is upset because South Korea is using loud speakers to attack his performance as Head Dictator of the moment. He increasingly is becoming very angry because the media only talks about a red headed idiot who shouts and screams.

So, Kim, informed the world, He threatened to “push the buttons” on his alleged atomic weapons and “annihilate” the United States and South Korea. He specifically warned that he would wipe out Washington D.C. I guess this is good news for Republicans who hate everything in Washington D.C. Have any Republicans considered running Kim Jong-un for president:

1, He can out threaten Donald Trump any day of the year.

2. He reportedly has a sound,large working penis. So, when he says, ‘piss on you,” run for the exits.

3. He sure does hate Washington D.C.

Schmuck Of Year Award

Each month we award a special trophy to an American who proves the American dream still lives on. We are interested in Americans who defy the ordinary and seek to achieve new goals that escape the ordinary mind. So, here is to OTTO WARMBIER of the great state of Virginia. Otto  belonged to a thing called the Friendship United Methodist Church, and was friends with a young woman. So, she issued a challenge to the young man.

He flew to North Korea as a tourist. Took a room in a hotel and proceeded to steal a North Korean banner as he had promised the young women he would do. She, in turn promised to buy him a car and, if he was detained, give his family $200,000. Well, Otto was arrested, and forced on television to confess his crime. You know, he had planned to overthrow the North Korean government. Well, Otto is now crying, he faces jail time in North Korea and I have absolutely no knowledge as to what this idiot girl will do about the money.

P.S. Why does the US government allowed idiots to travel to North Korea?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Ah, for the glorious days of another Donald, Rumsfeld, that is.

One must admit that Dick Cheney looks better and better these days.

The problem is not Donald Trump, it is that millions of Americans actually believe he has a single intelligent idea.

Sorry, the current mess is PARTLY the result of a president who never talks with the American people about issues.

Then again, who does Barack Obama talk with?

Sorry, Black Lives Matter folks, Martin Luther King was concerned about ALL LIVES.

I have no idea how people in Syria survive this madness.

We have become a nation of slogans rather than solutions.

What passes for religion these days is a bunch of old guys with old ideas that make no sense.

The most abused word in the English language is –racism.

I wonder what the Bush family talks about these days.

Ben And John Show

Believe it or not there was a Republican debate last night  that had four white guys and one black one arguing for your vote. Most of the evening Donald, Ted, and Marco shouted at one another and repeated over and over, “YOU ARE THE LIAR!” However, off to the side were Ben and John.congress

Ben Carson began the evening with a  plea not to insult one another. Ha, Ha. He went on to make certain the audience understood that he actually knew where Syria was located on the map.He also raised his two black hands and made certain one and all knew they had saved the lives of dozens of people in the operating room. What better experience for being president??

John Kasich for the X number of times made certain we all knew– I served in Congress and actuallyA help write bills. I worked in the budget office and  balanced the budget. I am a governor and  I am the only one with experience actually signing bills into law that I helped to get passed.

Oh, he was the  only white guy on the stage who refused to attack the Donald man. Oh, he does a lot of loud shouting to get across his ideas.

Oh, he has never expressed an idea about building a wall down south. As to a wall up north with Canada, he has yet to express an opinion.,\

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Someone once told Marco Rubio the goal of the game was to lose in order to win.

Each day, each speech, reveals that Ted Cruz has only one thought in life–POWER.

John Kasich has decided to make a right turn in life,  I refer to direction, not to values.

I would so love to be the proverbial fly on the wall when the Bush families get together.

I have a hunch that somewhere, some place, a young Bush is dreaming of becoming a president.

I would  so love to hear the conversation between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin!

Anger never leads to peace and prosperity–just a lot of hate!

I wonder what God thinks about when he gazes down to Syria?

 

 

 

Hillary Displays Warmth

Hillary Clinton is at her best with a small group in a town hall where she can allow her inner warmth to shine. She spent less time talking about her “experience” and a lot of time just talking about her inner self and how she cares about the American people.  There were no grandiose ideas put forth, just a lot of common sense. She made clear that at this moment in time the issue is building on what is rather than creating what we would love to be. She came across as a realist, a progressive, or if you prefer, a liberal.

Her best moment was when asked to promise not to send Americans into  harm’s way. Her response was that she could not make such a promise. That was the type of honesty that is missing from Bernie Sanders when he discusses foreign policy and certainly from the Trump crowd. If the US was bombed by North Korea it would mean thousands of Americans once again fighting in Korea. Such is reality.

North Korean Wants To Bomb

The Republican party and Israel leader Benjamin Netanyahu insist the greatest threat to the safety of America is posed by the Iranian government. Of course, in reality, the greatest actual threat to our survival is posed by a lunatic in North Korea who has transformed his nation into a giant military machine. Kim Jong-un not only issues verbal threats, but has focused the entire nation to the task of creating missiles and nuclear weapons.

Japanese reports indicate that North Korea is in the process of developing  long range missiles and even working to miniature nuclear weapons into the missiles. So, where is the threat– from ISIS with its 30,000 troops or Iran which now allows inspection of its nuclear facilities or from North Korea??

Oh, by the way, Israel has at least 60 nuclear bombs and does NOT allow UN inspectors into its facilities.

Another Peaceful Day in Pakistan

Pakistan enjoys an unusual role in the fight against terrorism in Afghanistan and within its own border.  During the 1990s, the Pakistan secret service –ISI- organized young Afghan boys who were attending madrases paid for by Saudi Arabia to learn how to hate the US and the west. It was from this group that the Taliban was created to take over Afghanistan. Even today, large groups of Taliban live in safety within the border of Pakistan.

However, some Taliban are furious that Pakistan officials still work with the US.  They have carried out horrible massacres of students in Pakistan schools. They struck again two days ago murdering ten children and wounding dozens. Just about every day somewhere in Pakistan, the Taliban-created by the ISI murders the children of Pakistan!!

ISIS Wanders To Asia

One must admit that ISIS guys  sure do enjoy traveling around the world. First in the Middle East, then to Africa and now the guys with  black flags and big swords have arrived in Indonesia. They decided that the fairly moderate Muslims in Indonesia needed a little waking up and proceeded to blow themselves up and kill a few Indonesians along the way. “A group of  soldiers of the Caliphate  in Indonesia targeted a gathering from the crusaders(that’s we non-Muslims)  planting several explosive devices and exploding belts.”

About  five people died. My question is how does one identify the Crusaders when in a foreign land where the overwhelming number of folks are fellow Muslims? I forget the leaders of ISIS are simply as intelligent as Donald Trump and always have a Great Plan. There is scant likelihood many Indonesians really want to welcome guys who blow themselves up.