Who would have believed six months ago the new year would dawn with Donald Trump as the possible presidential candidate for the Republican party? Then again, who would have predicted that Ben Carson, the kind of guy you talk to while waiting for the bus to come, would ever have been considered a possible president of the United States. So, here goes with the Donald Trump plan to solve everything”
1. Donald will bomb ISIS in Syria. Of course, ISIS IS being bombed in Syria, but the Trump bombing includes dropping dollar bills from Donald only to be used in American business establishments.
2. Donald will raise tariffs on Chinese goods. Of course, that means China raises tariffs on American goods. So, Donald will explain to a few million Americans they are giving up their jobs to help him get elected.
3. Donald will build the highest and longest wall in the history of humankind. This will prove to China the US is ann exceptional country and end tourist visits to the Chinese great wall.
4. Donald will build a wall all along the Canadian border to prevent Ted Cruz characters from entering our great land.
5. Donald will deport any illegal immigrants so we Americans can just give up eating fruits. Oh, and the garbage, since Americans will lose jobs since we can’t export of China, and the immigrants are gone– off to the garbage trucks and fields of fruit!