Jimmy Fallon had Donald Trump on his show last night, and he fell over himself in posing fluff type questions such as how healthy he feels or did he ever think he would run for president. The audience shouted their approval as Trump once again spouted nonsense and cliches about, “Make America Great Again.” We wonder how Jimmy would handle an interview with Adolf Hitler.
J: So, Adolf,so wonderful to have you with us tonight, let’s everyone give Adolf a warm welcome. So, tell me, how are things going with Eva Braun and you these days?
A: Jimmy, wonderful, wonderful, just the other day we visited one of our new recreation camps for Jews, Jimmy, you should have heard them cheering Eva and me. Fantastic.
J: I now that some people claim that you do not like Jews, please share with the audience your feelings toward Jews.
A: Jimmy, some of my best friends are Jews, I even sold my paintings to Jews. All I want for my Jewish friends is plenty of fresh warm air, and a good shower at the end of the day.
J: So, these stories about concentration camps, are they true?
A: Jimmy, if there was an epidemic,wouldn’t you want to concentrate those effected by the germs so they would not spread their illness to others? I assure you, Jimmy, people get good exercise at the concentration camp, not a single one leaves feeling ill again.
J: Well, thanks, Adolf, wonderful to finally get at the truth. So folks, give Adolf and the entire Nazi party a great, great hand!!