The state of Maharashtra in India has announced new rules pertaining to political candidates for local village elections. Anyone running for office must produce evidence they have access to a toilet. Perhaps, we need laws such as this one in the current process to determine who will run for the presidency.
1. How about a law that during any speech, stating more than five lies in two paragraphs will result in a giant arm that will grab the candidate and dump him a pool of water?
2. Each candidate prior to a speech must produce at least one pound of shit from their body in order to demonstrate they are not completely full of bullshit.
3. Donald Trump will only be interviewed by women who are not into a menstrual period.
4. For each promise made by a candidate on any issue, they must produce a pound of their own shit if the promise is logically impossible to be achieved.
5. We could have a debate in which each candidate provides their latest shit. The one with the largest shit gets the delegates from the state having a primary. Of course,this means Donald is the shit-down winer!