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VOICES OF HYPOCRISY!

China, India and Russia are upset at the use of force in Libya. The Chinese government issued a statement that said: “We hope Libya can restore stability as soon as possible and to avoid further civilian casualties.” It also added that China “has always opposed the use of force in international relations.” India expressed “regrets that air strikes are taking place” and hoped peace and tranquility could be restored to the people of Libya. Russia was also concerned that military force is being used against the government of Libya. After all, Libya is ruled by a man of peace named Muammar Gaddafi whose record on human rights reflects why his nation was appointed to the UN Human Rights Council. Of course, a look at the record reveals a somewhat different picture of these nations:

1. India has fought in at least four wars during the past forty years. It currently occupies Kashmir, a land in which a majority of people would prefer if they left.

2. Russia invaded Chechnya and has bombed and killed thousands of people. Of course, the people of Chechnya are somewhat backward and need aid from the more civilized Russians.

3. Ah, China, the nation which invaded and conquered Tibet and has sent thousands of troops into that area to kill and imprison the people of Tibet. What can one say about massacring your own people? Just check the record of China.

Three hypocrites in search of platitudes about how they are peace loving. Tell that to the hundreds of Libyans who have been killed by human rights hero, Muammar Gaddafi.

Sarah Palin Is In India

This intrepid reporter caught up with Sarah Palin during her visit to India in order to uncover thoughts by among America’s most profound thinkers about life in India. This is an exclusive report from somewhere in India.

P: I am so happy to be in this nice place.
R: So, you like the sight of Mumbai and other Indian cities?
P: They sort of dress a bit different from folk in Alaska, and they sure don’t smell the right way.
R: You do know the location of India, don’t you?
P: We were on the plane so it was kind of hard knowing where we were going, north or south or east or west. I can say India is at the end of one of those directions.
R: What exactly do you know about India?
P: First, they are paying me in American dollars so I guess they have some sort of money system. Second, I believe that our Indians come from them, somehow. Third, they really speak a funny kind of English, not like we speak in Alaska.
R: You do know that it is a democracy?
P: My advisors made clear I was to praise their democracy. They also have a lot of people in this place.
R: After leaving here, will you visit American troops?
P: Oh, yeah, I sure will, and it will give me a chance to do some shopping in France.
R: France?
P: You are not going to ask me trick questions like is France the place where they do a lot of loving and eat French fries, are you?
R: Absolutely not. By the way, what message will you be giving the people of India?
P: I want them to know that we sure appreciate their love of Jesus Christ. I want them to know abortion is a sin against God. And, I will express a bit of disappointment at not seeing more men and women carrying guns. Anyway, I sure hope they vote for Bristol in the next dance competition.

Japan Confronts Aftermath Of Disaster

There is little one can add to the story of what has happened to the people of Japan. The media depicts the horror of a tsunami and its effects in dramatic visual images while reporters tell tales of fear, disaster and a world suddenly gone mad as people scramble to survive. Each day, figures rise as to the number of dead from the initial one thousand estimate to figures reaching over ten thousand or even twenty thousand. Meanwhile, two nuclear plants are leaking radiation and fears grow of an atomic explosion. It would be ironic if an atomic blast rocked Japan, the only nation in the world to have the experience of a nuclear devastation –aside from one incident in Russia twenty years ago. Meanwhile life goes on and stories emerge of those hoarding supplies of food and water and other necessities. It has been too long since the people of Japan, as a society, confronted disaster and now emotions of life in a capitalist society emerge. Fear, greed, me, are emotions now all too common.

Eventually, the people of Japan will have worked their way through these troubled times. Eventually, they will decide whether or not to continue an atomic energy power policy. In the meantime, bodies emerge from the wreckage. In the meantime, each person must confront his or her obligation to society.

Importers And Exporters Of Weapons

Guess which nation has assumed the role of top importer of weapons in the world? The answer is India which has overtaken China as the country which imports the most weapons in the world. Rahul Bedi, an analyst, notes: “india has ambitions to become first a continental and then a regional power. To become a big boy you need to project your power.” India now accounts for 9% of all arms imports with China in second place at 6%. India is spending billions of dollars on fighter jets and aircraft carriers in order to be able to demonstrate its power anywhere in the world. Of course, part of the reason for these expenditures it to make clear to its ongoing enemy, Pakistan, that attempting any military action will result in confronting one of the world’s military powers. The major supplier of India is Russia which has for years been a source of its military equipment.

Naturally, the United States of America continues playing a role in export and import but in this case, we export more weapons than any other nation in the world. At least a trillion dollars is devoted to posturing power while the money could be used to raise standards of living and work to end world poverty.

We suggest that all nations of the world declare war on the Pacific Ocean and dump weapons into its waters. It might add to pollution, but it would save lives.

Is There A Flying Car In Your Future?

Trapped in a massive traffic jam and muttering curses under your breath as you read this story? Sick and tired of driving ten miles per hour while inhaling gas fumes? Ready to take a flying leap into the future? Indian car manufacturer. A.K. Vishwanath, has taken the Japanese Maruti 800 car which was the first small car to impact the people of India back in the 19080s and applied some tricky changes which will allow a driver to shift gears and fly upward rather than continue going ahead into the traffic jam. He placed rotating blades on the four corners of the roof, and a vacuum section around the tires which will allow drivers to go upward into the air. “I built the technique which will give my car vertical lift capabilities.” Of course, as of this date, the theory has not been put into practice and we do not have any pictures of a flying car, but, what the heck, it is an interesting concept.

Those who are old enough fondly remember the “Flying Jetsons” who flew around the sky. My question is whether once cars fly will there be “flying cops” and will they hand out tickets? On the other hand, I wonder why we Americans once again are not the innovators when it comes to cars.

Spy Saga In India

It is sometimes said that truth is stranger than fiction, and the latest report out of India might offer proof of this belief. The exiled Tibetan community which is now in India was shocked at reports from the Indian police that one of their most important religious figures might turn out to be a spy for the Chinese Communists. Indian police have interviewed Ugyen Thinley Dorje, the 17th Karmapa in the Buddhist religion about the $1 million found in monasteries that was found in dollar bills. He told them the money came from donations of supporters, but police chief K.G. Kapoor expressed the view, “we are not happy with his replies.” The 17th Karmapa escaped from China in 2000 when he was just fourteen, and there have been suspicions as to how a teenage boy was able to make such a dramatic escape. Rumors in the Tibetan community connect the Chinese government to the Karmapa.

Who knows in this world as to who is who and who is a spy. The next thing we will hear on Fox News is that Barack Obama is a spy for Osama bin Laden or that he was a brother of the notorious Muslim terrorist. I assume Glenn Beck will not treat us to a diagram showing us Obama’s route from Mecca to Hawaii.

Indian Ambassador Gets Groped!

It was a pleasant morning at the Jackson, Mississippi airport, and security guards were standing around gazing at each passenger in order to figure out which one was a secret terrorist. A dark skinned woman appeared, she was wearing a strange costume, something like thost Muslim terrorist women wore, so guards quickly made her step aside and a female security guard did a lot of groping around her body seeking to find the bomb she was hiding. Unfortunately, the woman was Meera Shankar, India’s Ambassador to the United States who had been invited to give a talk in Mississippi.

Of course, how would ordinary folk in Mississippi know that women who wear a Sari are not Muslim women with bombs? I mean, is it fair to blame them for singling out a foreign diplomat? How come she doesn’t go around in jeans? It should be a requirement for anyone visiting our fair shores to dress like a damn American!!

Barack Obama Picked Nose In Public!!

If the hand of President Barack Obama goes toward his nose and gives it a rub because of an itch, there is not doubt FOX News will proclaim the president insulted America by picking his nose in public. George Bush traveled around the world, Ronald Reagan traveled around the world, Richard Nixon made his famous trip to China and no one complained about any of these official visits. But, after the Muslim illegal immigrant President Obama took a business trip to India where he help secure contracts worth $10 billion that might result in 50,000 jobs in America, the right wing media went wild. First, they claimed the trip was costing America $200,000,000 a day, second, they become infuriated when the president joined in with children in a school and performed their Koll dance. Of course, President Reagan at his inaugural ball whirled British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher around the floor, and a not a word of criticism. The nation will be hearing about the Koll dance for months as right wingers describe this insult to our nation because the president danced with children.

Oh, it is clear from pictures, Barack Obama might be a black man, but he sure ain’t got a black style of dancing. I guess that is due to his being a Muslim.

The Sorrow Of India

It has always surprised me how those conscious of injustice in the Middle East or Africa are remarkably silent when it comes to the question of Indian occupation of Kashmir. I do not know of any flortilla of ships headed for India in order to support efforts of those who suffer the brutality of being occupied by Indian forces. Arundhati Roy, a Booker prize winning author is now facing the prospect of being tried for sedition because she has raised her voice in support of Muslims oppressed in Kashmir. “I spoke about justice for the people of Kashmir who live under one of the most brutal occupations in the world.” She rejected arguments by the government of India that her goal is to break up the nation by having them end their occupation of Kashmir. Her words come “from not wanting people to be killed, raped, imprisoned or have their finger nails pulled out in order for them to say they are Indians.”

It would be wonderful if those seeking to defend rights of Muslims in Gaza assumed responsibility for working to defend the rights of Muslims in Kashmir.

Beauty Queen Not Dark Enough!

New Zealand has a large community of people whose ancestors migrated to the country from India. They yearly hold a Miss IndiaNZ pageant in which attractive females of Indian heritage show off their wares — or, should I say, bodies? A blond blue-eyed beauty was crowned this year as the winner and this aroused fury among some members of the audience who shouted that she was not dark enough! Jacinta Lal, whose father is Fijian-Indian and whose mother is of European descent, laughed off comments and noted: “It hurts that people are quick to judge an entire race for what one or two people do.” This absolutely gorgeous young woman was subject to insulting remarks because she happened to be too blond and blue eyed. She believes pageant organizers were comfortable with who she was and regarded her as an Indian. Remarks from the audience raised the issue as to whether, “is she even Indian?” I guess these days, racists come in all colors and shapes.

To make things more interesting, her boyfriend’s mother was furious at the comments and pointed out, “I’m half Maroi, my husband is Samoan,” and who the hell knows who her grand daughter will be? Perhaps, one day we will inhabit a world in which skin color just ain’t that damn important. In so doing, we will return to our common ancestors who left Africa thousands and thousands of years ago.