President Rouhani of Iran has decided to remove the slogan–Death To Israel–from missiles in the Iranian armed forces. How about some new slogans on missiles?
1. Ted Cruz–Whee, I am carpet bombing YOU!
2. Bernie Sanders: –It cost $15 million which should be used to pay off student loans!
3. Hedge Fund managers: Come back and I can invest you and make gobs of money.
4. Donald Trump–head for the border with Mexico and blast the rapists!
5. NRA– I want to make certain every American has his own missile at home to take out intruders!
6. John Kasich: Don’t leave, I have to balance the budget.
7. Ben Carson– I wonder what you do?
8. Mike Huckabee– I will say a prayer to help you on your way serving God.
9. Rand Paul–Don’t go, don’t explode, just stay out of trouble.
10.Bibi Netanyahu– go anywhere but my West Bank.