It has come to my attention that Donald Trump and the Republican party seek to protect our borders agains the hordes of people fleeing from Syria or Iraq or Mexico. Therefore I am ready to propose a solution to this problem.
1. We do not need a wall. We need a giant ditch that will run from the Pacific Ocean coast to New Orleans.
2. The ditch will be filled with oil and water to prevent these immigrants from drinking OUR WATER!
3.Inside the ditch there will be crocodiles and piranha fish to ensure any seeking asylum in America will have to surrender a foot or arm.
4. NRA sharpshooters will be placed along the entire ditch with orders to shoot and kill.
5. Gang members will be allowed to get rid of their anger by blasting away at anyone in the ditch.
I await confirmation from Donald about his support.