I just received a missive from a friend of mine who heads a large Mexican drug cartel and he is very worried. He was checking with me whether I knew of anyway to get to Donald Trump and seek to head off his anger. He informed me that Mexican drug lords, at this very minute, are meeting at a secret location in the mountains of their land. They are prepared to send an envoy to the headquarters Donald Trump and beg his forgiveness. According to Donald he received a threat from Mexican drug lord big honcho Joaquin “El Chapo”Guzman that was a threat to his life.
“Quit screwing with sand I’m going to make you eat your shit.” Donald has contacted the FBI and asked for their assistance. This is very surprising to me. I thought Donald was the one who gave aid to the FBI! Donald, just go to Mexico, remember you told us last week the people of Mexico love you. They will rally around your flag and march with you to end drug lords!