Chris Christie has decided to forgo any further trips out of the great state of New Joisey and will get back to the world of common sense and decency. His first call was to the Godfather who wanted to know how come a good New Joisey boy was beaten up by a bunch of pansies from the other side of the track. He did give Chris a hug for putting down the little queer from Florida who can’t utter a single fucking sentence without repeating the previous sentence.
Chris assured the boys that New Joisey is not to be concerned about the bull shit coming from the clown of Wall Street, one Donald Trump. “He’s full of hot air, he promises the moon and can’t even deliver Hoboken! Godfather, don’t spend a moment concerned about this bull shit artist, hell, he couldn’t even keep the casinos making money!”
There are reports that Chris will now work on closing down the George Washington Bridge and restricting who is allowed to enter the great state of New Joisey.