Category Archives: Russia

Netanyahu And Abbas In Moscow

For years the Jewish AIPAC organization has been thundering anger toward John Kerry for daring to arrange meetings between Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian leader President Abbas. These Jewish lobbyists are upset that Kerry attempts over and over again to seek  peace between Israel and Palestinians. So, I wonder what they will say now that Netanyahu and Abbas have agreed to meet in Moscow and allow President Vladimir Putin to be a peace maker. Naturally, Vladimir is besides himself with joy, John Kerry could not bring them together,so who is the only person who can–Vladimir Putin!

Yes, there will be a meeting. Netanyahu just loves Putin, after all, pseudo dictators just adore another one. NO,Israel is not a dictatorship, but freedoms are continually abridged for Israel citizens who are Muslim as well as Christians. And, many liberal Jewish Israelis are confronted with hate and discrimination for seeking a democratic Israel that respects the rights of Palestinians.

In the end, Putin will stand with a smile on his face, grasping the hands of Bibi and Abbas and proclaiming that he is a Peace Maker!

Oops, Bombed The Wrong Guys

It is not surprising that American planes bombed the wrong guys the other day in Syria. Of course the real issue is exactly who are the “right guys” to bomb. A US air force spokesman admitted that a bombing carried out in Deir al-Zour to wipe out members of ISIS sort of wiped out about forty or so Syrian soldiers. I guess they where in the wrong place at the wrong time. Just imagine being in Syria in a plane going hundreds of miles an hour, gazing down and seeing people, who the hell knows if they belong to ISIS or al Qaeda or the Free Syrian
Army. They got  weapons is all one knows.

The Russian government blamed failure on the part of the United States to coordinate its bombing mission with Russia for the debacle. The Syrian government, however, offered the real reason for this bombing, the United States is an ally of ISIS!

Crooked Trump Campaign Manager

Donald Trump can not express a single idea without also saying, “Crooked Hillary Clinton.” Of course, there are currently over one hundred law suits against Trump enterprises for failure to pay people who provided services for them. I do believe such behavior falls into the category of “crooked.” However, Paul Manafort, the current Trump campaign manager–at least until a new one appears– is being investigated for illegal activities.

Mr.Manafort aided the campaign of a Ukraine politician who was a buddy of Vladimir Putin. The people of Ukraine finally drove this character from office. However, Manafort did provide services to a foreign diplomat. Federal law requires lobbyists to inform the Justice Department if they represent foreign entities. The question is whether or not he routed $2.2 million to Washington lobbyists. Since Donald does not allow any crooked people to work for him, we assume he will provide any and all information concerning the lobbying activities of his campaign manager–at least his campaign manager of this moment.

Buddies Again

There is an old expression that birds of a feather flock together. Well, we now have an example as Turkey and Russia agree to end their conflict and work together on issues in the Middle East. The drive to become buddies after Turkey shot down a Russian plane, and refused to apologize arose from the recent attempted “coup”by some Turkish officers to overthrow the Erdogan government. Erdogan insists the coup was planned by Fetullah Gulen, a former ally, who Erdogan insists is involved in secret plans to overthrow his government.

Actually, Erdogan has used the failed coup to virtually end democracy in Turkey. Over sixty thousand Army officers, police officers, judges, lawyers, deans of college, classroom teachers and journalist are now in prison. President Erdogan demands the American government turn over Gulen who currently lives in the US. “Sooner or later the US will make a choice. Either Turkey or FETO(Gulen’s group.”

Unfortunately for Erdogan, in the US there are courts -not under control by the government to obey its demands. In order to send Gulen back to Turkey necessitates a court procedure. It is NOT a decision the president can make by himself. This concept of limited power by the president is foreign to President Erdogan and President Putin.

Donald On Donald

I frankly do not know what it will take to make Trump supporters realize their “hero” is among the most stupid and ignorant people to run for the presidency. Let me just present Donald speaking.

Putin: “He’s not going into the Ukraine. OK, just so you understand. He’s not going into the Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down. You can put it down.   You can take it anywhere you want.”

Interviewer George Stephananopoulous, pointed out the Russia was in the Crimea.

Donald: “Well, he’ already there, isn’t he? OK, well, frankly the whole point of the  world is a mess under Obama with all the strength you’re talking about, with all the strength of NATO. In the meantime, he is giving away. He takes Crimea. From what I heard, the people of Crimea would rather be with the Russians.”

Anyone who actually understands this gibberish most probably WILl vote for Trump!

P.S. I do not have a doubt in the world that Donald Trump has absolutely NO idea where Crimea is!

Putin On Evil Doers

There is one wonderful aspect to being dictator of Russia, when you make claims there are no voices in parliament, nor in any media outlets still around that might contradict what you say. During the past year, there have been several stories about how Russian athletes were given dopes that enabled them to win many victories.Putin is furious at these claims, calling them “discrimination”and assuring Russians that we are “not going to put up with it.”

In fairness to our beloved leader, our noble father, let me explain what he is describing. There is overwhelming evidence that black American athletes were born in Africa, not America. Since there are few major highways in Africa, these men–and women–ran for miles each day in order to get from point A to point B. That is why they are so fast.

There is proof that American athletes have been drinking specially made “coffee”at Starbucks. Actually, this “coffee” is really a special mix of marijuana and other drugs which enhance the muscle strength of athletes.

Since America had slavery  this gives America a special advantage in athletics. It has been proven that black slaves are more muscle bound than white folks. Since they are more primitive, these blacks have greater speed that is needed to escape tigers and panthers.

On To Russian Border

American troops are being sent to Latvia where they will conduct training exercises that are designed to show President Putin that NATO and the US mean business. These exercises are taking place in eastern Europe on  the border of Russia. Imagine:

1. Russian troops and missiles sent to Cuba. What would be the reaction of the US government? Oh, we know it. President Kennedy in 1962 demanded their removal.

2. Russian troops sent to Laos or Cambodia or any place in the Far East. America would demand their removal and argue about how Russia threatens peace in the world.

3. China is rebuilding rock formations in the  South China sea, and America demands their removal since they threaten world peace.

All US and NATO forces should leave any border positions next to Russia. These forces are provocative factors and do not ensure the safety of any east European nation.

Russia NO Gay Spot For Gays

Islam Abdullbeckov and Felix Glyukman are two gay men who live in Russia. They heard about the shootings in Orlando and decided to do something symbolic in order to express their sorrow. They went to the US Embassy in Moscow and placed a candle and left a sign that said: LOVE WINS. Of course, in most ordinary nations in the world, this simple expression of love would be welcomed. But, these two gay men live in Putin Russia.

They were arrested and taken to jail on grounds they were holding an unauthorized demonstration. As Islam commented: “we only wanted to  put a poster and light a candle.” Ah, but this is Putinland and only the Boss can light candles or place posters.

Russian Government Endorses Putin Quotes

The Russian government has released a Putin Book of Quotes. Here is the Impudent Observer collection of Putin quotes.

Trump could never Trump Putin in the insulting game.

Wrestle a bear to train how to wrestle an opponent.

Donald has the Mexicans, I have the Chechens, how about a swap?

OK, I admit, Donald has out fucked women in the fucking women contest.

There is nothing gay in being gay.

Hit them in the balls is better than hitting them in the pocketbook.

Fear is the most important thing a ruler can instill in people.

Mother Russia must put the Americans to sleep forever.

Russia can beat any Ukraine any day in the week.

God blessed me with power and now I use that power to bless God.

Life In Russia

We offer a brief synopsis of life in Russia as it is portrayed in headlines from the Moscow Times:

“State Has 6% of Russians Under Surveillance”

“Police Officers Raid Russian Newspapers Suspected of Extremism”

“Police Cordon Off Village of Chechen Man Who Complained To Putin”

“Russian Zoo Names Black-Haired Goat–Obama”

“Chechen Leader Kadyov Lost His Cat”

We decided to add our own:

“CIA Steals Eurovision Contest From Russia”

“Putin Wrestles Bear Into Submission”