Category Archives: Russia

What Trump Means To Russia!

This is a tale of two men who display traits and behavior to the world which makes them come across as brothers in bullshit.

1. Each is the epitome of self confidence. They never met a problem they could not solve in one minute.

2. They are both direct and “tell it as it is.”

3. They both are outspoken to whomever is around.

4. They both insist following them as leaders restores pride to the nation.

5. Both dislike any and all mainstream ideas or people.

Naturally, their names are Trump and Putin. President Trump wants Russia and the world to know: “I would be willing to bet I would have a great relationship with Putin.”

Imagine a world led by Putin and Trump!

Russians Blast America

Russia is a land governed by Vladimir Putin,a sort of Donald Trump, Dick Cheney and Ted Cruz put together. Vladimir has convinced the Russian people they are surrounded by evil nations seeking to take over the only prosperous nation in the world–RUSSIA! Slowly,but continually, the Russian government is driving off the TV screen any pictures or words that might contradict his version of reality. A recent poll, conducted by the Russian government,reveals that many Russians believe:

1. America is an immoral nation.

2. Americans are not warm to one another.

3. Americans only repeat as truth what they see or hear on TV.

4. Americans hate and envy Russia.

Ironically,just about everything they say about the US would aptly apply to Russia.

The Russian economy is tumbling each day. The Russian ruble has lost most of its value.There is inflation and loss of jobs. So, Russians, how about heading for immoral USA?

Oh, in Russia it is against the law to publicly support gay rights. I wonder if American gays would enjoy the free land of Russia?

Putin-L’Etat Is Moi!

Each passing day one is left with the impression that Vladimir Putin is the Donald Trump of Russia. I assume if I brushed a fly off his back, the cops would grab me and hustle my body off to a court, which, by definition, means the prosecutor is expected to win all cases. Last earth Russian navy seized a Greenpeace vessel which contained people protesting oil operations in Arctic regions.The ship flew the Dutch flag, but to Putinites any one entering Mother Russia without permission of you-know-who was an American spy.

Greenpeace took the dispute to the Permanent Court of Arbitration which is located in the Hague. The Court ruled in favor of Greenpeace but the Russian government made clear,”the Russian Federation did not participate in these proceedings” and thus it ruling is not binding in Russia. Where did this body get the idea they had any power in Mother Russia?

These people should be lucky to still be alive!

Russian Views On Putin

A Russian polling group surveyed Russians in order to uncover their attitudes toward their President, macho man Vladimir. According to results obtained by the Lavada Center:

1. 56% insist that President Putin has not been able to obtain an accurate picture of the reality of life in Russia.

2. 19% insist that his advisors lie to him and that explains some of his actions.

3. 31% believe their leader knows exactly what is happening and he directs these actions.

4. 31% believe that his actions violate human rights, but they regard a good standard of living before human rights.

5. 38% do not believe it is possible in Putin Russia to openly and freely speak one’s mind.

Putin Offers Human Rights Award

At a time when the world is being convulsed by terror and abuse of people, one man, one nation, stands out in the fight for human rights–RUSSIA! President Putin has created a special prize for those fighting to defend human rights. This reporter was able to gain further information about this prize.

1. The prize will go to anyone in Eastern Ukraine who kills a bad person for peace.

2. There is a special prize for the person who beats up gays, lesbians, and sexual deviants.

3. There is also a new category for those brave enough to defend the policies of President Putin in the Ukraine, in Crimea, and so on.

4. There is another category referring to music. Anyone who can drown out the music of Pussy Riot, wins a prize for heroism.

My question: if this was truly a prize for Human Rights, why not give all the prizes to the Prime Minister whose name is unknown, let alone his voice!

The Russians Are Coming!

Russian President Vladimir Putin let the world know that he is building a large navy that will challenge any and all other navies in the world. He is sending Russian naval vessels into the Atlantic Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Black Sea, the Baltic sea and any other sea that he can get his ships to. “These naval vessels will provide our country with an integral, consistent naval policy that will protect Russia’s national interests.”

Yep, the Russian navy which cannot even remember a single naval victory it has won in over one hundred years is going to frighten the US navy. Jerks, you only have ONE seaport facing the Pacific Ocean, and it could readily be taken out by the Israel navy. The US has TWELVE aircraft carrier groups, each capable of wiping out vast areas of Russia. Sorry, Vladimir, no one is shaking in their boots because you sent some ships into the Atlantic Ocean.

The Russians Were Here First!

After learning that new evidence makes clear the original inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere came from Siberia,I headed for Moscow to discuss this news with the Great Leader,the one and only Vladimir Putin.

M: Well,Great Leader, what do you think about the new evidence which proves once and for all the original inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere came from Siberia?

P: Just further evidence that all parts of the world were originally settled by people from Mother Russia.

M: How will this news effect your country?

P: I am immediately moving in the Security Council for the United States of America to be declared to be part of Mother Russia.

M: Wait a second, you mean that you will become the Great Leader of Mother America?

P: Not only that, but I am entering my name as the Republican candidate for president.

M: How can you do that?

P: I am an older American and a true American unlike these illegal immigrants like Donald Trump or Rick Santorum, and certainly much more of an American than, oh, I forget his name, you know the guy with glasses who cannot recall who or what is in the Cabinet.

M: Well, we now have seventeen candidates in the primary. I will just head home to warn my gay friends that you might be our next President.

No Gay Times In Russia

I am of Russian ancestry so within my heart there is great compassion for the people of that great land. The world owes them a tremendous thank you for their heroic battle against Nazi Germany. They bore the major task of defeating that evil empire. So, it brings sadness to my heart reading of the current group of people who reside in Russia. Latest polls indicate over 80% are against rights for homosexuals or lesbians. Over 80% oppose same-sex marriage. Over 40% are ready to prosecute those who believe in “untraditional sexual preferences.”

At the core of Russia today is the bully in the President’s chair.Vladimir Putin has led the Russian people down the path of hate. Inman respects Putin is living proof of what a nation can become if it had at its leader someone like Donald Trump!

Educating Russian Youth

It was my assumption that Russian schools devoted at least an hour a day educating children to love and obey the Great Leader. Of course,whine comes to Mother Russia there is only one Man who is fit to lead the nation and his initials are–VP. For some strange reason the guy in charge of Russian education, Dimitry Lianov, is urging teachers to focus on educating children about the dangers of extremists.” Students should know how to avoid becoming victims of radical Islamist recruiters,and whom to turn to in the event of encountering such a situation.”

1. Kids,remember that extremism is OK if this idea comes from you know who in Moscow.

2. It is NOT an example of extremism to beat up gay guys and lesbian gals. They really enjoy getting the shit kicked out of them.

3. If you spot anyone who makes negative remarks about the Great Leader then you can take extreme measures to silence this person.

Always remember that extremism in defense of our Great Leader is the good kind of extremism!

Nukes For Europe?

Many still alive in America spent a good part of our lives experiencing the Cold War when no one knew if when or where someone would send an atomic bomb to initiate the end of civilization. Today,Vladimir Putin so enjoys pretending he can use atomic bombs in order to compel the world to,not only listen to his words,but to obey his demands for respect. Frankly,no one knows if this man is crazy enough to actually employ nuclear weapons as part of his diplomatic efforts.

The US is now talking about sending nuclear weapons back to Europe as part of some “show of force.” America and the European Union made a mistake in moving quickly into eastern Europe and talking about placing weapons on the border of Russia. It is time to move back, quiet down the rhetoric, and make certain no one is showing off any nuclear weapons.