Category Archives: Russia

Don’t Mess With Vladimir

Vladimir Putin is very angry. A Russian plane flying over Syria somehow drifted off course and wound up on the border of Turkey and Syria. At this point the story becomes a bit confused. Turkish pilots insisted they had attempted to warn the Russians they were now in Turkey but the Russians kept on flying. Turkish fighter planes then shot down the Russian plane.

According to Putin, “our military is doing heroic work against terrorism. But the loss today is a stab in the back, carried out by the accomplices of terrorism. We will never tolerate such crimes like the one committed today.”

As I recall, Republicans are insisting that US planes blast away and pay no attention to Russian planes that are blasting away. How about a war with Russia? After all, General Trump has a PLAN to wipe out the Russians and take over that country!

Putin On Destroyed Plane

I had an opportunity to discuss the recent downing of a Russian plane in Egypt with the Great Leader of Russia.

M. Sir, the world would like to know who downed the Russian plane. Do you have any information?

P: My special agents have been researching this incident and we now can offer an explanation.

M. So, who did it?

P. The same evil forces that shot down the plane in the Ukraine.

M. Do you mean ISIS also operates in Ukraine?

P. Of course not, neither plane was downed by this pipsqueak group known as ISIS.

M. So, who did this horrible thing?

P. Who else but the CIA! First, they shot down the plane in Ukraine in order to embarrass Great Russia, then they shot down the plane in the Sinai. It is all part of an American plan. They want to destroy democracy in Russia in order to have American capitalists take over our Mother Russia.

M. Gee, that is a fascinating piece of information.

P. Not only is America out to destroy the Russian economy, it even now is behind the plot to portray our great athletes as using dope! We are the fastest runners in the world and we have the fastest growing economy. We WILL trim!

Our Buddy, Vladimir Putin

It was simply a matter of time before Barack Obama came round to the idea of using Russia to handle things in Syria. Vladimir is not bothered by legislatures, he is not bothered by people who vote since he knows the outcome of elections before they begin.It now looks as though Obama has come round to the idea of keeping Assad for a while in order to get Russian troops on the ground to handle the dirty work. Of course, if Russians engage ISIS then Islamic terrorists will be spending time blowing things up in Moscow rather than New York. Very clever of Obama is you ask me.

The alleged agreement would maintain Assad in office for a short term, no longer than a year to keep face for Iran and Russia.Then, most probably some Alawite general will suddenly appear, announce that Assad had an illness and was headed to Saudi Arabia for his health. No one can touch him in Saudi Arabia, Putin now can not be charged with abandoning a friend, and life goes on–and so does Death!

Rand Paul In Debate

Rand Paul stands at the end of the group in more ways than physically. He is completely the opposite of others on the stage. Actually, Rand Paul is the only traditional conservative in the crowd. He opposes any military effort in the Middle East, he points out in a very quiet voice that if one does what Carly desires and creates a “No Fly” are in Syria, that means some Russian planes might get shot down. Has anyone informed Carly that Russia has in its possession a few hundred atomic bombs. Rand understands the consequence of doing something in the name of being tough that ends up destroying the world.

Rand is against regulations.Then again, so is every Republican on the stage against “regulations.” Listening to him and the others blast any and all regulations leads one to wonder would they allow regulations in sport activities? Rand mumbled something about returning power to the states. I hate to inform this group but we once did that–the Articles of Confederation–which worked exactly as Republicans desire –no federal government and power to the states.

The result of this fiasco was the Constitutional Convention which created a strong federal government.

ISIS Bombs Away

There is increasing evidence that an ISIS bomb was responsible for the downing of a Russian plane in Egypt. The plane departed from a small airport and we can assume those in charge of checking bags did not perform up to high standards of security. So, ISIS, has responded to President Putin and his entry into the war in Syria. I am surprised that Putin just forgot the Russian fiasco in Afghanistan which resulted in the death of thousands of Russian soldiers and played a role in the collapse of the Soviet Union.

There are reports that Iranian generals in Syria are furious that Iran has entered the war. They are witnessing Iranian soldiers die and some general either have “retired” or have faced a court martial for refusing to carry out war orders. In other words, ISIS is winning the battle because it contains soldiers who BELIEVE in the fight.

Vladimir, you ain’t seen anything yet!

A Russian Plane Fell To The Ground

A Russian plane took off from an airport in Egypt and within twenty minutes reported problems and soon disintegrated and plunged to the ground and soon 222 people were dead. We offer several possible explanations for this event.

1. Putin planned the tragedy so he could blame someone or some group for economic problems inside Russia.

2. The Israel secret service, the Mossad,organized this event –if anything bad occurs in the world, just blame the Jews! Works for centuries.

3. Egyptian dictator General Sisi has an economic mess. Shift focus from his inept rule to some tragedy and at least no one is blaming this upon him.

4. An ISIS suicide bomber had the bombs on his underwear.

5. According to Ben Carson: “I really don’t know too much about Egypt. Is that the place with pyramids? And,this ISIS stuff, is this company seeking someone to push their products?”

6. Given the state of the Russian economy,there is nothing strange about anything built in Russia to disintegrate.

Anyway, innocent people are dead.

The Mets Are Went Down To Defeat

I do realize this blog is supposed to focus upon world events and issues of importance to humankind. Well, for some of us,baseball and football and basketball are a lot more important than who ISIS killed today.The New York Mets were killed, no, murdered, by their incompetence and the pitchers of the Kansas City Royals. These are not joyous days in the city of New York. First,we had to deal with idiots from Texas or the states of the South who continue electing men and women who would fail getting through elementary school, and now we have to endure a bunch of hicks from Kansas City doing harm to our lives.

Let me explain the reasons for the Mets losing the World Series:

1, Barack Obama caused the Ebola scare and since he finished with that one he decided to scare New Yorkers. Remember, he comes from Hawaii, wherever that place is.

2. Ted Cruz never got a chance to filibuster the umps and that’s why the Mets lost.

3. John Boehner cried for the Kansas City Royals,but not one tear for the Mets!

4. Met players were forced to listen to Ben Carson explaining his tax program and they just fell asleep. Unfortunately,they kept on sleeping on the baseball field.

5. Donald Trump is from New York.The Met Hispanic players were afraid he would send them back to the Dominican Republic or Mexico or wherever and they were afraid to get hits against the gringoes.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


Ivy League colleges should check out their professors who produced students like,Cruz,Rubio and Rand.

I so wich in my personal life to tell creditors I refuse to pay my debts.

Hillary has learned to relax and give it to THEM!

Republican mantra: After me, the Deluge! Who the hell cares!

Carly comes across as a shrew.

Ben Carson is simply IGNORANT.

Donald has not uttered a rant in an entire week!

Russia In Syria

Republicans are up in arms because Russian arms are now in Syria. They insist America should not allow Russia to have any role in the mess that is known as the Middle East. Flash back thirty five years. Russian troops entered Afghanistan in order to protect a Communist government in that land. Their entry aroused fear in the American government and the CIA headed for the region and began to hand out hundreds of millions of dollars of military equipment. A short version of this story reveals that eight years later Russian troops departed Afghanistan leaving complete chaos that resulted in the rise of the Taliban.

Among the consequences of the Russians in Afghanistan was the creation of al-Qaeda and the Taliban. So, Russians, please come to Syria. The end result will be the death of thousands of Russians and growing anger toward Putin in his homeland. Russian troops and planes will gain some initial victories, but suicide bombers will soon appear in Russia and its Muslim population will include thousands of terrorists causing death and destruction–not in Syria–but in Mother Russia.

Treason In Russia

In many respects, Vladimir Putin shares many of the attitudes and programs of Donal Trump. Both believe fervently that if one shouts and rants any opposing person will flee the scene. Both insist they have a “plan,”the contents of which are so secret that it is contrary to security of the nation to divulge its contents. Thus, the fervor within Russia for security and thus the fear of treason.

During the past year there have been 17 cases in which a person was accused of the high crime of TREASON in Russia. For example, Svetlana Davydov called the Ukraine Embassy in Moscow and told them she had seen troops headed for Ukraine. Naturally, this was an act of TREASON. Any comment concerning Ukraine, unless it agrees with the Russian government is TREASON. If one works for an NGO that received $1 from a foreign government, this is an act of TREASON.

Oh, if you are charged with Treason, your defense lawyer will be someone appointed by the Russian government.