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G8 Ain’t Happy Time For Many

Posted on May 20, 2012 by | Leave a comment

There will be another meeting of G8 leaders who will gather in Chicago in order to discuss the state of world economies. Protesters will gather in the near vicinity of these illustrious heads of states, but it is doubtful if their words or sounds will ever reach the ears of those with power. One young protester summed up feelings of his group: “All we want to do is work, to her able to support ourselves. But, thanks to the rich being greedy, we can’t even do that.”

First, let us clear up some confusion.  Those who are rich are wealthy because they are wealthy. Protesters seek to transform a billionaire into someone who has to survive on a few hundred million. God has ordained that those with money are his favorite children. Just ask them. Let me make clear to those protesting, please check out the garbage area of hotels and you will find ample food for an evening’s mail.

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Putin Seeks Heir!

Posted on May 20, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Vladimir Putin was trained in how to operate a government by those believers in democracy at the KGB. It is not surprising that he appointed a man with absolutely no experience in government, no experience in politics, but gobs of experience in beating up people. Igor Kholmansskikh, a factory worker who offered to round up some thugs, come to Moscow, and beat the hell out of protesters, was given a new job–envoy to the Urals Federal District. President Putin  assured Igor, “you will be able to defend people interests.”

Igor assured the president, “I will not let you down.” Of course, this means he will not let down his guard against trouble makers who shout about things like –democracy! Where the heck did any decent hard working person get the idea one is allowed to vote out of office those in office? Reports are circulating that Igor will bring along to the job some iron batons and a few gas grenades. One never knows when a protester must be protected against protesting.

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Jews Then, Jews Now!

Posted on May 19, 2012 by | Leave a comment

It is now over a hundred years since my grandfather in Russia was beaten up and  his shop wrecked in the aftermath of stories concerning how Jews killed Christian girls in order to use their blood for Passover matzos. It is nearly a hundred years since there were cries in America to halt influx of east European Jews whose criminal  activities and organized prostitution posed a threat to decent Christian folk. Ah, Meyer Lansky, Bugsy Siegel, Mickey Cohen, and dozens of hard working Jewish criminals wandered the streets of America.

Fast forward to Israel, 2012, where Haim Mula, who does not like those African immigrants decided to heave Molotov cocktails at their homes. Israel, 2012, where Interior Minister Eli Yishai argued the need to clear out prisons of petty criminals in order to place in jail some of the 50,000 African gangsters. “The security of Israel citizens is really undermined as a result of these infiltrators and their behavior.”

Yes, then Jews were the infiltrators, then Jews were the criminals, Jews were the ones   responsible for prostitution and rape. Today, the children of those Jews now want to arrest people who are doing exactly what Jews did a hundred years ago. That was then, now is now.

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Putin Pisses On People!

Posted on May 9, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Vladimir Putin exchanged jobs of President and Prime Minister with his stooge, Dimity Medvedev and proceeded to demonstrate that not only was he the boss as prime minister, but he is now the super boss as  president. Crowds of Russians had gathered to protest his inauguration in a legal manner, but to the Karate king of Russia,if you gather to hear him, you had better shout his praises or face the consequences. Police brutally assaulted demonstrators and detained hundreds.

Putin’s Press Secretary was asked if the police should have behaved in this manner. He responded: “They were too soft. Protesters who hurt riot police should have their livers smeared on the asphalt.” After all, it you lack arms, if you confront men who have shields and batons to beat the hell out of you, please, please do not hurt these armed men.

Welcome to Putin Land, the land of peace and harmony. Of course, harmony means Vladimir is always, always right!

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Missile Dueling Leads Nowhere

Posted on May 5, 2012 by | Leave a comment

There are times when members of military forces believe the world has nothing better to do than get involved in who can build better missiles. For some strange reason, the US has gotten itself involved in developing missile bases in eastern Europe whose goal would be to shoot down any from Iran or North Korea. The Russian military does not want missile bases on its border.

In 1962, President John Kennedy faced down Russian missiles in Cuba. Today, it is the Russians who threaten to face down American missiles in Poland. Russian Chief of Staff Nikolai Marakov warned: “A decision to use destructive force pre-emptively will be taken if the situation worsens.”

The solution is rather simple and the Russian government has offered a simple compromise. Russia and US and NATO forces should jointly operate missile bases. Case close, problem solved.

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No Gay Times In St. Petersburg

Posted on May 5, 2012 by | Leave a comment

We offer some words of caution to anyone seeking to spend a few days in the lovely town of St. Peters burg, Russia to wipe that smile off your face and place a grim look on your face. It is against the law in St. Petersburg to be gay, urge others to be gay or say any gay things within earshot of young children. The anti-gay law makes it a crime to “promote  homosexuality  among  minors.” The first case hit the court and Nikola Alexeyev was fined.

What exactly was the crime of this notorious corrupter of youth? He held aloft a sign that said: “Homosexuality is Not A Crime.” He never spoke to any children, never urged them to do or not do anything, he just held up a sign. The court fined him $170 for his acts of perversion.

Nikolai will appeal to the European Court of  Human Rights.

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No Gay Times In Moscow

Posted on April 22, 2012 by | Leave a comment

There no only will not be a hot time in Moscow, but there will not even be any gay times in that city. The city Duma is considering a new law which will make being a homosexual or advocating for homosexuality to be a crime. A similar law was passed in St. Petersburg where recently  a man holding up a sign was arrested  and fined because the sign contained “propaganda of a homosexual nature.”

Russian inhabit the domain of tough guy Vladimir Putin who believes in law and order and clean healthy living. He doesn’t want any fags or homos parading around his domain, Russia, that is. Gay activist Nikolai Aleksevev was seen holding a sign which said: “homosexuality is not perversion. Perversion is hockey on grass or ballet on ice.”  How about arresting this pervert?

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Wise Russia Offers Advice To US

Posted on April 20, 2012 by | 1 Comment

It is rather  unfortunate that former President George Bush and his two clowns,Cheney/Rumsfeld, never contacted the Russian government for advice on fighting a war in Afghanistan. The Russians had over eight years fighting and losing  in that far away land. Eventually, they just packed up and left. Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov has decided to offer some souond words of wisdom to US and NATO forces. After all, this is the land which fought in Afghanistan and left with tail between legs.

“As long as Afghanistan is not able to secure by itself the security in the country,” said the Russian sage, “the artificial timelines of withdrawal are not correct and should not be set.” In reality, Russia wants a stable Afghanistan because it fears Muslim militants simply will move on to Muslim areas of Russia. “Please do not leave” is the Russian wail.

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Procreate For Mother Russia!

Posted on April 13, 2012 by | Leave a comment

President elect Vladimir Putin is a man with ideas on how to restore economic and political sanity to Mother Russia–let’s all fuck non-stop! He called upon the people of Russia to focus on creating kids so that their homeland would have soldiers and consumers who will bring prosperity to all. “For Russia, every person counts. A strong happy family with several children is what the state, society, religious, educational and cultural organizations should unite their efforts.” The problem lies in alcohol, drugs and smoking which are not only killing people but preventing the creation of new people.

I assume that Mr. Putin does not have “several children” to raise. I hate to inform the Russian leader but raising several kids invariably leads to alcohol, smoking and drugs. Has this guy ever cooked for several children? Has he ever made enough money to feed such a family?  Sorry, Vladimir, the cost of college is somewhat high these days.

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Putin For Stable Afghanistan

Posted on April 11, 2012 by | Leave a comment

We are not a fan of  Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, but feel compelled to agree with his estimate of the situation in Afghanistan. He assured NATO forces they could use facilities in Russia in order to supply those fighting the Taliban. “It’s in our national interests to help maintain stability in Afghanistan.” In other words, please, please fight those damn militarn Muslims in Afghanistan and keep them away from Rusisa which contains millions of Muslims who might be attracted to the ideas of radical clerics.

Even while assuring NATO os his support, Putin could not fail to  make a critical remark about that organization which he  termed, “a relic of the Cold war.”  Ironically, we again agree with Putin, NATO belongs to another era. There is no fear of a  military armed Russia. So, forget about missile bases directed at Russia and focus on the enemy today, not the enemy of yesterday.

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