Due to our multifaceted staff which numbers in the thousands we are now able to monitor any, and all phone calls on planet Earth. Due to this vast spy network which numbers at least one person, we were able to tap into the phone line of Vladimir Putin who recently made a phone call to Barack Obama. We can now present what he said to the president of the United States.
P Hi, Barack, just got off the phone with Fox News Rupert Murdoch who offered thanks to me and the Russian people for taking over the Crimea.
B Perhaps, after completing your presidency in ten years, you most probably will become a commentator for Fox News. Great gig.
P John, that is John Boehner, offered me membership in something called the Tea Party, he said that I am a great American patriot.
P Barack, let’s face it, you have Republicans and I have these gay dissidents who hate my guts.
B So, what’s with this Ukraine stuff?
P It was Monday, things were quiet and I wondered how to make CNN by the evening.
B Any idea how long this will go on?
P I have an offer from CNN to continue for another month, it is wonderful for their ratings.
B How much?
P Let! Perhaps, we can form our own lobby company and make gobs and gobs of money?
B So, calm it down for a bit.
P Will do, but CNN will be angry.
B Say, care for a nice health plan?
P Just look at my chest. Healthy, wealthy and wise!
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A consistent theme in American foreign policy for the past fifteen years has been for an American president to “warn” another nation about its dangerous foreign policy. President George Bush and his dynamic duo of Cheney and Rumsfeld constantly warned Saddam Hussein about his dangerous Weapons of Mass Destruction and wanted them destroyed. Of course, one problem is if you do not possess such weapons, how are they destroyed. President Obama is now warning President Vladimir Putin to remove his soldiers from the border of Ukraine and cease attempting to threaten Ukraine. When it comes to threatening any nation in the world, this is the sole prerogative of the United States of America. It should be understood that America threatens in the name of peace and security.
Frankly, we do not know how Putin will react in the coming weeks and months. He does want a piece of Ukraine and does not care how he gets it. The real issue is whether or not the United States and Europe is prepared to undergo the problems of cutting off trade with Russia. THAT is the prime question. Not,threats.
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