Once each year the Great Leader takes some time in order to respond to each and every question that is posed him by those who are peasants in the land. OK, so he does not answer each and every question, but after three hours and fifty eight minutes of his wisdom, who can deny this man, a bit of rest. We can not provide the entire range of responses since that would consume hours of your time, but at least we can submit a few choice comments from the man who knows all:
Q: How many hours do you sleep each night?” from a five year old Russian.
R: “I’m happy that you love to sleep.” OK, he sort of did not answer the question, but he did discuss sleep.
Q: Why did we take the Crimea?
R: I had to listen to the voice of the people of Crimea.” He did hold a referendum, didn’t he?
Q: Will Russia allow the people in the Kurile Islands to vote about joining Japan?
R: “Why would any person want to be part of Japan rather than our Beloved Russia?
Q: Do you enjoy speaking with the Russian people?
Q: Do you believe in God?
I submitted the following question but it was not answered.
“So, how much money do you exactly have in your bank account?”