Category Archives: Russia

Vladimir On Center Stage

There is only one place that makes Vladimir Putin feel comfortable or welcome,and that is center stage on the world. He went to the United Nations and actually,not only talked with President Obama, but shook his hand. Putin is ready for action, whether it be attacking gays and lesbians in Russia or attacking ISIS in Syria. Of course, the great Russian army has yet to actually take the stage in fighting people since the 1990s when it bombed to hell ‘terrorists’ in Chechnya. Since then it has handled gays and lesbians with firmly, as well as women who sing songs that Vladimir does not like.

Anyway, there are now Russian planes in Syria,and Vladimir is ready to have his ‘advisors’ empower Syrian soldiers to bomb the hell out of Syrian towns, kill some thousands of civilians, and somehow, end the war in Syria. At this point in time,Obama is ready to welcome just about anyone to fight against ISIS. Has he considered:

1. Ted Cruz might lead fervent Christians into battle for the Lord.

2. Or, Scott Walker now has time to actually fight someone who can shoot back. After all,he handled unions with great talent.

Just imagine, Ted Cruz and Vladimir Putin leading Christians into battle for the Lord!

Putin Pontificates On Everything

Lost in the incredible coverage of Pope Francis in New York,there was also another important world figure in town, but nobody paid much attention to the man whose mouth roars defiance to just about anyone who dares to challenge his views on world events.Macho man Vladimir Putin was in town,and he had words of advice for everyone. First, he wants the world to know that President Bashar al-Assad is the key figure in halting the spread of violence in Syria. Putin is shocked that western news sources claim Assad is guilty of something related to ‘war crimes.” I do know there have been reports of some sort of war crimes going on in Syria, but until Vladimir explained the true story, I somehow blamed Assad.

“Speaking as former member of the KGB, “I can tell you this kind of assessment is an active measure by enemies of Assad. It is anti-Syria, propaganda,”and anyone who follows my twitter or Facebook account knows that I already have exposed this terrorist attack on an innocent man who loves one and all. Well,if Vladimir says Assad is a good guy,who am I to contradict the wisest man on this planet??

Russia In Syria

There is great concern among members of the US government and just about every Republican running for president over the movement of Russian soldiers, planes and ships to Syria. President Putin says their presence is to assist in the destruction of ISIS, and support the government of Syria. Let’s examine the issues of this move:

1. Russia has been supporting Syria for nearly thirty years, so what’s new about their latest move?

2. AN object of the Russians is to eliminate ISIS. I assume that is also the goal of America.

3. Ironically,the Russians will be protecting Christians and moderate Muslims against terrorist organizations. Any complaint?

4. America fears that Russia will gain a sphere or influence in Syria: Fellows, it already HAS such a sphere.

Frankly, if Putin wants to shed Russian blood to destroy ISIS, go for it, Vladimir!

Putin DID Make An Offer

There is no question that Vladimir Putin is a bully, a tyrant, a man who hates those daring to question his authority about anything. But,every once and a while the Russian Donald Trump does make some sense. Finnish leader Martin Ahisaan told reporters that in 2012 while working with a team of diplomats seeking to resolve the Syrian problem he was approached by Russian diplomat Vitaly Churkin with the following proposal from the Russian government:

1. The West should not give arms to opponents of the Assad government.

2. We should organize a dialogue among all opponents of the Assad government.

3. We should find an elegant way for Assad to step aside.

There was no response from either the US,France or England.

And, thus a chance for peace was not pursued.

Russia In Syria?

Russian troops are headed to Syria. Reports indicate at least one thousand Russian soldiers have landed, they are constructing housing and other facilities to establish a military presence in the country. There are also reports that tanks are being sent and all indications are the Russians are prepared to do battle. So, what is the Putin plan:

1. Stabilize the Syrian situation and ensure the rebels cannot win.

2. Care out a safe area around Damascus which is free of any rebel forces.

3. Sit down and have a quiet talk with President Bashar al-Assad.

4. Identify a successor to the man who has completely destroyed his nation.

5. Persuade America to go along with the Putin Solution to Syria.

At least it it a Plan. At this point, President Obama lacks any Plan.

The Big Escape

There are two children in Russia who have offered Donald Trump some things to ponder. The two five year old kids in a Kindergarten decided they were going to get a brand new car. So,they spent hours carefully digging a hole under the fence which using their toy shovels. Once they made the big break through they headed for town where they encountered a woman who asked where they were going. They informed her they intended to purchase aa new jaguar car. The police soon put a stop to their plans.

Now, Donald, think again about your Great Wall along the Mexican border. If two kids with toy shovels can dig a hole under a wall, just what could a few thousand folks do with your wall. Or, Donald, why not contact these kids and get advice about the best way to build a wall that no one can dig under!

Russia Bans Imports Of Bad People Products

It is quite clear that if anyone messes with the Putin man, that individual or that nation is going to be punished. Russia has announced a ban on food products from Bulgaria. As it is well known, Bulgarian meat or cheese or apple sauce contain ingredients that encourage people to rise up in anger against their government. We soon expect:

1. A ban on French perfume.It is outrageous for Russian women to smell other than 100% Russian!

2. A ban on McDonald’s hamburgers.Frankly, I do not know if that is good or bad news for the Russian people.

3. A ban on cotton from Egypt. First,they came for Egyptian cotton,and then they came for the pyramids!

4. A ban on Scotch whiskey. It is a criminal offense in Russia to get drunk drinking anything other than vodka.

5. A ban on pizza from Pizza Hut. This may have crossed the line. Touch pizza and have a discussion with the Mafia.

What Trump Means To Russia!

This is a tale of two men who display traits and behavior to the world which makes them come across as brothers in bullshit.

1. Each is the epitome of self confidence. They never met a problem they could not solve in one minute.

2. They are both direct and “tell it as it is.”

3. They both are outspoken to whomever is around.

4. They both insist following them as leaders restores pride to the nation.

5. Both dislike any and all mainstream ideas or people.

Naturally, their names are Trump and Putin. President Trump wants Russia and the world to know: “I would be willing to bet I would have a great relationship with Putin.”

Imagine a world led by Putin and Trump!

Russians Blast America

Russia is a land governed by Vladimir Putin,a sort of Donald Trump, Dick Cheney and Ted Cruz put together. Vladimir has convinced the Russian people they are surrounded by evil nations seeking to take over the only prosperous nation in the world–RUSSIA! Slowly,but continually, the Russian government is driving off the TV screen any pictures or words that might contradict his version of reality. A recent poll, conducted by the Russian government,reveals that many Russians believe:

1. America is an immoral nation.

2. Americans are not warm to one another.

3. Americans only repeat as truth what they see or hear on TV.

4. Americans hate and envy Russia.

Ironically,just about everything they say about the US would aptly apply to Russia.

The Russian economy is tumbling each day. The Russian ruble has lost most of its value.There is inflation and loss of jobs. So, Russians, how about heading for immoral USA?

Oh, in Russia it is against the law to publicly support gay rights. I wonder if American gays would enjoy the free land of Russia?

Putin-L’Etat Is Moi!

Each passing day one is left with the impression that Vladimir Putin is the Donald Trump of Russia. I assume if I brushed a fly off his back, the cops would grab me and hustle my body off to a court, which, by definition, means the prosecutor is expected to win all cases. Last earth Russian navy seized a Greenpeace vessel which contained people protesting oil operations in Arctic regions.The ship flew the Dutch flag, but to Putinites any one entering Mother Russia without permission of you-know-who was an American spy.

Greenpeace took the dispute to the Permanent Court of Arbitration which is located in the Hague. The Court ruled in favor of Greenpeace but the Russian government made clear,”the Russian Federation did not participate in these proceedings” and thus it ruling is not binding in Russia. Where did this body get the idea they had any power in Mother Russia?

These people should be lucky to still be alive!