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Putin Defends Freedom

Russian President Vladimir Putin is not only upset but up beat about conditions in the world. Naturally, his primary issue is protecting Mother Russia from attacks by the Nazis in Ukraine. He is the defender of the Russian people agains the hordes of menacing soldiers from the evil steppes of Ukraine. He informed the people of his land there are attempts to pressure the Russian government by resorting to economic measures that reduce trade with his land. According to Putin, NATO is “building up its infrastructure on our borders.” Therefore it is imperative to Russia to be on guard. “The situation will not change for the better if we succumb and yield at every step. It will only change for the better if we become stronger.”‘

In simple and clear Russian this means the people must do without and the government must do with more and more of their money in order to create an armed force that can handle the great army of Ukraine. I do not believe that Ukraine has large numbers of tanks and planes but they have hordes of soldiers ready to sweep into Russia and rape and pillage.

And, by the way, beat up some gays and lesbians since they are agents of the Nazis from Ukraine!

Putin Blues

Many years ago the British Prime Minister Winston Churchill referred to the Russian government as a mystery wrapped in an enigma, and I think that is true today. Russian President Vladimir Putin has employed a foreign policy that has left Russia out of the main stream of European life. He has just about angered every nation in western Europe along with the United States. The Russian ruble has taken a nose dive, unemployment is rising, food costs are rising, teachers, workers are going on strike, but the overwhelming majority of Russian people are happy with their leader. More and more people are watching their income decline and their jobs disappear, but to the Russian people, the Great Leader has restored: PRIDE! Look at his accomplishments:

1. Russia once again controls the Crimea.

2. Ukraine is in shambles.

3. Europe has imposed sanctions.

4. People have lost jobs.

But, PRIDE is now returned. Putin wants the people of Russia to understand that problems are caused because the rest of the world does not respect Russia and defies his dictates. Go ahead and eat PRIDE.

Objective Reality In Russia

The Western world has worked for over a thousand years to arrive at a point in time when those who are brought before a court of law are presumed to be innocent. But, of course, in the world of Vladimir Putin, how can one be presumed innocent without his OK? A growing complaint among those who obey the dictates of their pseudo dictator is there is something wrong with a Criminal Code based on western ideas that presume innocence of the accused. Putin followers believe the code is closer to the “adversarial approach” in western courts of law that stem from Anglo Saxon ideas. According to Alexander Bastrykin, “it is foreign to the Russian legal system” which should stem from Mother Russia and its numerous dictators.

He is calling for introduction of the concept of “objective truth.” Under this system the judge decides which evidence can be introduced, the judge can cross examine people, and the judge can steer the jury to the correct outcome. There is no “presumption of innocence.” Let me make it clear, if the Russian government went to the trouble of bringing you to trial, we can assume they knew you were guilty. Actually, why hold a trial in the first place!

Hells Angels To Rescue

Vladimir Putin has sent in the cavalry to the rescue of his troops who currently are fighting in Ukraine. Oh, I forgot, there are no Russian troops in that region, simply a bunch of volunteers. This is amazing grip of volunteers since they come with tanks, missiles and planes. I guess any group of volunteers can pick up this equipment at the local Army/Navy store. It now appears the volunteers are being supported by bike gangs dressed in leather, boots and camouflage. The motor bike leader, Vitali, informed the press that he is fighting in Ukraine because of ‘my love for my homeland, for my territory,” and for the love of a good fight. His nickname is Yroesca which means, Night Wolves.

He does want the world to know that he is a night solve, not a rebel. There is something queer about bike gangs who are not rebels. I always thought the reason one became a biker was because of a desire to rebel against society. I wonder if Vladimir is a biker?

Provacateurs Galore

The evidence is now overwhelming, the people of Russia are under attack from Nazis forces in Ukraine. It is amazing how a peaceful and decent nation has to be subject to such continual and violent assaults by the forces of Ukraine. Just listen to Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov. “Provacateurs in Kiev try to whip up something (against Russia) in the expectations that this will influence the world and that weapons will flow into Ukraine.” He urges the European Union and the US to halt this influx of weapons of war into Ukraine and protect the defenseless people of Russia whose leaders devote every working hour of the day in the cause of peace.

There is no doubt that Russia is under siege. OK, so the Russians have atomic weapons and tanks and planes, but how do those weapons stand up against the might of Ukraine’s Armed forces? Of course, Vladimir Putin could strip to the waist and single handedly challenge the entire Ukraine army. Naturally, that would not be a fair fight given that Vladimir is the modern version of Superman.

Putin Returns, So Does Death

Russian President Vladimir Putin appeared in Moscow after several days of absence. He made one of his threatening speeches in which he informed the world there were moments when the Russian army entered the Crimea when he thought about the need to get his nation’s atomic weapons ready for use. Yes, the man of steel just wanted to send a message to the Western world that he is capable of anything and everything. The comment was designed to send fear into the hearts of those who do not seek to destroy this planet. I am certain that the people of Russia now have another source of pride. They are led by a man who is ready to destroy the world in order to restore the pride of Russia. One wonders if the people of Russia grasp that if their leader ever fired an atomic bomb, dozens of atomic weapons would descend upon them.

Things are back to normal in Mother Russia. Fighting again in Ukraine, death and destruction and warnings about Russia being surrounded by forces of doom. Putin is the Russian answer to our Ted Cruz or Tom Cotton or Sarah Palin. Nut cases who shout without paying attention to the meaning of their words of anger and hate.

So What To Do About Ukraine?

The situation in Ukraine does not at this moment offer many happy policies for the people of this nation nor does it suggest that Western powers have uncovered a plan that will halt Vladimir Putin without risking the possibility of open war. So, what are the options in this area of the world:

1. Continue present policies and the “rebels”- who really are Russian troops in disguise– will solidify their control of eastern Ukraine.

2. Send arms to Ukraine and it might result in halting eastern forces in their tracks.

3. Send in defensive weapons and this might aid in causing a stalemate.

4. Send in offensive weapons and Putin will freak out and simply send in more Russian troops and weapons.

5. Embargo any and all economic relations with Russia and see what happens.

6. Send in NATO forces and see what Putin does.

Frankly, I lean to economic war which would disrupt NATO nations but not as much as it does Russia.

Nemstov Dead, Fear Ends

I do not believe that Boris Nemstov ever carried a weapon other than his bit mouth. He simply could not shut up about the end of freedom in his beloved Russia. So, what else could Vladimir Putin do but end this threat to the very survival of the nation? The one aspect of life that most frightens the ruler of Russia is a voice that remains vocal in a land that demands silence about the abuse of freedom of speech. OH, in reality, the death of Nemstov is simply a footnote in the pages of Russian history. For Putin, this death is part of his campaign to save Russia by making the world understand that any and all acts that he deems to pose a threat must be halted. “Our position depends entirely on how much the world is afraid of us. We must protest against the collective suicide to Russia.” Exactly, how Nemstov is part of the war against Russia is a bit unclear.

However, at a time when corruption is the norm, inflation zooms, the government is ineffective in creating a dynamic economy, then any voice which urges effective and free government IS the threat. Vladimir Putin does not grasp the world will eventually pay no attention to his fair land. The world will allow it to descend into chaos and poverty.

Mother Russia Offers Cold Hugs

To those of us who are of Russian heritage, Mother Russia is always there with open arms and ready to defend the homeland against aggressive forces. There is no doubt that most Russians these days so love Vladimir Putin who behaves like a leader. In Russia, “great leaders” are men of strength. Heck, they are ready and able to kill a few million Russians in order to prove they are strong dudes. Vladimir has angered most European nations, but what the heck, he just wants to show them that when he bares his chest, beware. If you want to impress a Russian, just display manly traits. Heck, Joseph Stalin murdered an estimated 20 million of his fellow Russians, and that continues to impress the people of Russia. Would any weak Western leader display such power? Here is the latest proof that Vladimir is one tough leader:

1. Adidas is closing two hundred stores since the Russian economy is headed south.

2. Inflation is rising.

3. Spain and Portugal are seeking new energy sources, who wants to depend upon Russia?

4. Unemployment is rising.

These are the figures which impress the people of Russia. How wonderful to be feared!

Death Of Boris Mostov

After consulting with various sources in the Russian government, we are now prepared to provide explanations as to the recent murder of Boris Mostov.

1. He was killed by opponents of Vladimir Putin in order to smear the reputation of this great leader.

2. He was killed by Muslim terrorists because he is Jewish.

3. He was killed by the CIA in order to further the anti-Russian program of America.

4. He committed suicide in order to embarrass Putin.

5. He was part of a gay plot to hurt the great leader, Vladimir Putin.

6. An ISIS agent failed in beheading him so they just shot the man.

7. He was killed by Mossad since whenever anyone gets killed we must give this group credit.