Category Archives: Russia

Recep The Great

Turkish President Recep Erdogan enjoys having conversations with the Great Leader of Russia, one Vladimir Putin. The other day he arranged to have Vladimir come over for a cup of coffee, and he waited, and he waited and he waited. Finally, Vladimir decided to head over to the hotel and meet with the man who so desires to run Turkey in the same manner as Vladimir runs Russia. Following was the conversation:

V: So, how goes it my friend?
E: I had an election and instead of gaining 95% of the vote, I wound up with 41%.
E: Yes, the opposition parties all together received 59%.
V: What kind of election was this? How can one only receive 41%? That has never occurred in Mother Russia.
E: So, how do you always win by such large margins?
V: Simple, decided BEFORE the election what you will receive and ensure that is the final vote?
E: But, what if the opposition receives votes?
V: Who ever heard of an opposition receiving votes that I had not planned?
E: You mean that you fix elections?
V: Of course, that is what we mean by a free election. All are able to vote. I decide the outcome.That is what we term a free election in Mother Russia.
E: Gee whiz, you are a Great Leader, I hope one day to be as wise and Great as you!

Jeb One Tough Texan

Jeb Bush was raised in the great state of Texas and the Alamo is fixed in his mind how a brave group of men fought for freedom and died in the effort. Of course, one of the factors that led Texans to rebel against the government of Mexico which originally had allowed them to enter the country was the decision by those heathen backward people to end slavery in the country. So, Texas rebelled in the name of freedom.

Well, Jeb is now in Europe where he is making clear to Europeans that if elected, he will clean up the mess because no God-fearing Texan would allow Vladimir Putin to bully him. He also blasted President Obama for not standing up to Putin. When asked about his own plans, Jeb was direct: “Look, I’m here to learn, to listen and to learn and get a better sense of all this.” I assume he will learn that President Obama and EU leaders have implemented sanctions. In other words, Jeb now agrees with Obama!

Mouse That Roared Now Whispers

Recep Erdogan began his journey to power in Turkey by heading the Justice and Development Party whose goal was to create a modern democratic society which was based on a modified version of the Islamic religion which would allow freedom to all people. Somewhere along the way, power assumed control over this man and he became a Muslim version of Vladimir Putin. Examine the record:

1. Both do not like journalists who speak freely, both have arrested dozens of members of the media.

2. Both do not like gays or lesbians.

3. Both preach the importance of religion in daily life, for Vladimir that means Christianity and for Recep that means Islam.

4. Both depict themselves as tough guys, Vladimir with claims of judo and Recep with claims of being a soccer star.

4. Both believe women are best at home producing babies.

The major difference is that Recep actually allowed a free election since he was convinced everyone loved him. Alas, the truth was that a majority said “NO” to his desire for dictatorial power.

Jeb Jabs At Obama

Jeb Bush, although not exactly an official candidate for president is making the traditional tour of Europe in order to prove to Americans that he does know the location of Germany and France. We assume he knows where England is because he studied the American Revolution and heard all about the bad Kings who ruled England and their colonies. Anyway, Jeb was in Berlin so he had to make a dramatic speech. The former Governor of Florida spoke strongly about the need to abandon Obama policies that allowed Russia to do whatever it desired. He promised if he was elected President, but at this moment he can not say such words because he would then be subject to restrictions on raising money, anyway, he did assure Germans that he would institute sanctions against Putin to let him know who is the real boss man.

I wonder if anyone told Jeb that the Obama administration already has instituted sanctions against Russia. Perhaps Jeb, being from Texas might challenge Vladimir to a shoot out at high noon? Winner take all. I mean that if Putin wins he gets Texas.

Putin Speaks Back!

Yes, the US and other nations are blasting the Great Leader of Russia but he also has some words to offer the world. “I think that only an insane person and only in their dreams can imagine that Russia would suddenly attack NATO.” He made clear their are people who hate Russia. “They just want to play the role of front-line countries that should receive some military, economic and financial aid.” In clear English this means that Ukraine is seeking aid from the EU and America when all Russia is doing is aiding fighters for freedom in Ukraine.

“It was not we who introduced restrictions on trade and economic activities.” Yes, Comrade Putin, you are the one who is being attacked because you support freedom and democracy in Ukraine. And, the real reason why Ukraine is such a mess is because it is run by gay people! Poor Russia,a always the victim never the aggressor!

Obama Blasts Putin

There used to be an organization which was known as the Big 8 only these days it is known as the big 7 because dear old Russia is no longer recognized as a nation which belongs in the company of modern societies. At the G-7 summit meeting, President Obama took the occasion to fie away at Putin and his policies in Ukraine. “Does he continue to wreck his country’s economy and continue Russia’s isolation in pursuit of a wrong-headed desire to recreate the glories of the Soviet empire or does he recognize that Russia’s greatness does not detention violating the territorial integrity and sovereignty of other countries?”

Wel, the answer is YES he does! But, in fairness to Putin he really wants to become another Peter the Great as much as become another Joseph Stalin. Ah, for the days of kings and nobility.

The Ukraine Tragedy Continues

In a prior story we discussed the presence of Macho Men in Argentine, well, there are a lot of Macho Men in Ukraine because the head Macho Man in Russia wants the world to know that no one, and he means, no one, has the right to tell Vladimir Putin what to do. He has openly supported rebels in Ukraine with guns, with artillery, with tanks, and with–RUSSIAN SOLDIERS. OOPS, I forgot, they are simply guys who serve in the Russian army but during their holidays sort of spend the time in Ukraine and sort of assist the thugs in that land to blast away at enemies. One again, after Putin arranged for a “cease fire” the guns of war are in action on the Ukraine front. Ukraine President Petro Porshenko made clear, “there is a colossal threat of renewal of large scale military operations from Russian supported terrorist groups.”

I realize Republicans in Congress want President Obama to send in the troops, as long as no child of these men is part of the troops. The defeat of Russia will not occur with more weapons of destruction. The best alternative is to put on economic sanctions. This is what is needed:

1. Ban all travel to and from Russia.

2. Impose a total sanction on the import or export of any goods to and from Russia.

3. Make it illegal to loan money to Russia.

Hit Putin in the economic gut, that is the only place one can do damage!

No Gay Times In Russia

It is important for Americans to understand that in Putin, Russia, the worse crime anyone can commit is to be openly gay. Just imagine if a gay person is walking the streets of your town and sees a young boy, well, this encounter has only one ending– a pervert will attack and cause body harm to an innocent young child! Each year gays and lesbians decide to have an Annual Gay And Lesbian Parade. Only in Putin, Russia, this event sort of winds up slightly different from other parades. A few activists get on motor bikes carrying a sign that says, “Make Love, Not War” and shortly they are halted by police who then, sort of give them a few friendly pats with their police batons and then give them a free ride to the nearest police station where they can receive a few more pats on their bodies.

As one loyal lover of Putin put it watching this disgraceful attempt by perverts to openly march, “I’m against this phenomenon which is imposed on us, I’m against homosexuality, against non-traditional values, to put it mildly or in plain Russian, against pederasty and sodomy.” Well, I’m glad this woman never does IT through the back side!

Oops, Putin Said A Bad Word!

Vladimir Putin has an ability to irritate one and all in this world. He is so confident that whatever he utters will be accepted in the Soviet Union, –oops, I meant, Russia, that he once again angered another government. He was attending a meeting in the nation of Armenia to remember the murder of 1.5 million Armenians residing in Turkey during World War I, when he referred to this disaster as a GENOCIDE. Naturally, the government of Turkey is upset because they prefer living in a world that never happened. Either the Armenians in Turkey killed themselves or they were collaborating with the invading Russian army, but somehow in some way about 1.5 million wound up dead. Actually, the American Ambassador Henry Morgenthau described the atrocities frankly and clearly to his government. Armenians were murdered and it is time for Turkey to recognize this sloughier and initiate an educational program that teaches the truth.

What happened a hundred years is not the fault of modern Turks anymore than the Holocaust is the fault of modern Germans or the massacre of Indians in the West is the fault of modern Americans. As a society we must accept the truth of what happened in the past and work to ensure it does not happen today.

Let’s Snub Russia

Leaders of Western nations in Europe have decided not to attend events in Russia being held to remember the end of World War II. The Russians commemorate that finality on a different day in May than what is followed in Western Europe and the United States. So, to show dislike for Russian leader, Vladimir Putin the West will not send anyone to help the Russian people recall the days when there was a great alliance which included the US, England and the Soviet Union. The world would not be what it was, for better or worse if not for the gallant Russians who fought Nazi Germany. Here is the record:

1. At all times in Europe, the Russian army confronted about 70% of the German army.

2. At least 28 million Russians died during World War II.

3. About 300,000 American soldiers died in fighting Nazi Germany.

4. It was Russian troops who dealt one blow after another in the fight to end Nazism.

5. We can not forget what Russians did during those difficult years.

The world owes Russia a debt just as Russia owes a debt of gratitude toward England and the USA. To snub heroes is not being heroic!