Category Archives: South Africa

HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “Missing Deaf Girl Found”
Let’s give one loud cheer for this one.

China,China Daily: “Chinese Railroad In Saudi Arabia”
I assume it is drawn by some Arabian horses.

Sydney Morning Herald: ‘Paradise Lost”
America before Bush became president.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Breasts Best Defense Against Terrorism.”
Let’s milk this story for all its worth.

UK,Guardian: “Whose Bright Idea Was That?”
Well, if you elect Tea Party folk, we Americans soon may ask the Brits to take us back.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Serial Killer Hung’
How many times?

USA, Army Times: ‘You Can Nominate Boss For Rewards”
How about the reward being to hire rather than fire folk?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Three Held After Suicide”
I have a hunch it will be difficult prosecuting people after their suicides.

Norway, Norway Post: “Three Prisoners Still On Run”
Huff, puff, when will this run end?

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Scotch Rumors of Tall Hungarian”
He was really a short Bulgarian.

India, Times Of India: ‘Not Without A Clean Chit”
Shit on this story.

God Denied Reading Matter In South Africa

Woolworth stores in South Africa, if they are like Woolworth stores in the US, sell a lot of inexpensive junk. They are not the type of establishment one enters in order to acquire something of value since price is the deciding factor in what is being sold. So, how did this nice, pleasant chain of stores arouse the anger of thousands of decent folk in South Africa? Periodically, store managers review what sells and what remains on shelves. They discovered sales of Christian magazines were not exactly booming. As a store manager put it: “we looked at the faith-based catalog of magazines and discovered they were not selling.” So they withdrew these periodicals from their stores. Unfortunately, ministers of churches rushed to utter pleas to God up in Heaven and soon discovered the old man up in the sky was an avid follower of these magazines. He particularly loves those stories about men and women who have strayed and find their way back on the right road.

After listening to Sarah Palin I thought God was a free enterprise fanatic who regarded businessmen as his only true followers. I admit being mistaken, I now know the Old Man does not go along with free enterprise. Oh well, the only certainty is there will be plenty of magazines on shelves in the future. You can guarantee they will not be Playboy.

Mandela Opposed Iraq War

Nelson Mandela is known as a man of peace, but when he learned that Prime Minister Tony Blair was joining the mad American invasion of Iraq he hurriedly made his views known to British leaders. He contacted an old friend, Peter Hain who was a member of the Cabinet. He told him, “Peter, a big mistake, a very big mistake. It is wrong. Why is Tony doing this after all his support for Africa? This will cause huge damage internationally.” Mandela subsequently told associates that he had never previously been so angry at a foreign policy decision. Hain said that Mandela felt upset because he had always been an admirer of Tony Blair’s record in Africa and thought this would damage the United Kingdom and bring world-wide criticism. Mr. Hain told Mandela that while he respected his comments, he still thought Blair was acting out of conviction.

During the ensuing years, Mandela described Tony Blair as the “US Foreign Minister” rather than as the British Prime Minister. Once again, Nelson Mandela not only had courage, he had intelligence.

South Africa Ponders Somalia Mission

It is now nearly twenty years since the people of Somalia have enjoyed any aspect of a peaceful existence. Their lives are a constant encounter with violence, death, rape, and destruction. At times, it is difficult to differentiate between the “good guys” and the “bad guys” as Muslim insurgents splinter into an ever increasing number of sub groups. The “government of Somalia” is limited to control over parts of the capital city of Mogadishu, and once its representatives leave the protecting embrace of African Union soldiers, they are at risk for their lives. South Africa is undoubtedly, among the most important nations in Africa, and its government is now considering the possibility that it will demonstrate its power by dispatching troops from its National Defense Force to Somalia. African Union troops are fairly well reduced to control over parts of the capital and would welcome thousands of fresh South African soldiers.

The only current hope for Somalia is some form of coalition government in which radical Fundamentalists agree to share leadership of the country. Frankly, at this point, issues about “radical” or “moderate” must take a step backward and enable a coalition government to establish the semblance of government in the country.

Jacob Zuma Denies Reality of Zimbabwe

President Jacob Zuma of South Africa is either taking something that makes him impervious to reality or he simply sees the world quite differently than those in the world. He told the media that at the next meeting of the regional SADC he will announce his support of the current government in Zimbabwe led by President Robert Mugabe. Yes, it is a coalition government, yes, Prime Minister Tsvangirai has done an outstanding job of stabilizing the economy, but Mugabe thugs continue to control the police and military. They continue seizing land from white farmers, not to allow farm workers to assume responsibility, but to allow Mugabe friends to exploit farms for their own financial interests. Zumna continues the idea that once a member of the liberation movement, always right –even if you are a thug and dictator!

Cry the beloved country of Zimbabwe. Jacob Zuma is not your friend.

South African Government Wants To Help Media

President Jacob Zuma of South Africa wants to ensure there is freedom of press in his nation, and to make certain the media prints the truth he is even willing to have the government explain to the media what is the truth. This man is so dedicated to freedom of speech that he is even willing to lend a helping hand by explaining to newspapers and other mass media what they should print in order to ensure they print the truth. As he so eloquently put it, “they(media) need to be governed themselves because at times they go overboard” and print things that are negative about his government and friends. Where did the media ever get the idea they could print and show items which cast the government in a bad light?? “We are the watchdogs of the people” and he intends to make certain the people receive information that he deems is correct for them to obtain.

As Zuma notes, the African National Congress(ANC) “fought for our rights, we understand what rights are.” It is wonderful that in this world there are such dedicated people like Jacob Zuma who will take time from their busy days to help the media understand what is the truth. Of course, a basic factor in the truth is that Jacob Zuma is never wrong.

Robert Mugabe: Rogue President Of Zimbabwe

The Democratic Alliance in South Africa came out strongly in demanding that its government take action to compel President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe to adhere to decisions of the South African Development Community. For the third time, Mugabe refused to even attend, let alone abide, by the SADC decision requiring his government to return or compensate land illegally taken from South African farmers who held land in Zimbabwe. Of course, the reason Mugabe does not wish to return the land is due to having given these possessions to his cabal of admirers who fawn and do whatever the boss man desires. Mugabe has transformed a once agricultural bread basket of Africa into a poverty basket. He has used violence to “win” a presidential election and has killed and brutalized opponents. The government of former South African presidents did nothing because Mugabe waved the flag of “colonialism” to cover up stealing land.

There are over a million refugees in South Africa from Zimbabwe who left because their president wrecked the country’s economy. It is time that South Africa demanded Robert Mugabe adhere to principles of the SADC.

The Pride Of Africa Tainted By Xenophobia

The past several weeks have been a time of joy and pride not merely for the people of South Africa, but for all Africans as their continent for the first time was able to host World Cup games. Prior to opening of initial matches pessimists warned there would be violence and crime in South Africa because Africans were inherently savages. Of course, nothing of the sort ever happened and crime was minimal and there was no violence. Just as the myth of African violence was being put to rest, suicide bombers killed 64 in Uganda and Xenophobia emerged in Western Cape. Shops of foreigners living in South Africa were looted or torched by young men angry at those who were different or claiming foreigners were taking away their jobs. Over a hundred foreign nationals sought refuge in police stations. The ANC of Western Cape issued a statement urging all to “continue to demonstrate the spirit of humanity beyond the soccer spectacle by showing tolerance towards foreign nationals.”

It is not a coincidence that violence broke out just as the last match was being played. South Africa suffers from failures in Zimbabwe where Robert Mugabe has wrecked the economy and sent millions across the border seeking refuge in South Africa. The collapse of government or any sense of law and order in Somalia has also sent thousands to South Africa to escape the madness that now prevails in their nation–or what is left of that nation. Until these failed states are become healthy, the people of South Africa will continue having to deal with refugees when their resources are not sufficient to handle such an influx of people.

South African Security Blows The Game!

Simon Wright is a journalist who met Pavlos Joseph, a fan who decided to march right into the locker room of the inept English soccer team and give them piece of his mind. He told star soccer player, David Beckham that his play was lackluster and then stormed out. For some strange reason, South African authorities are all upset because Wright not only interviewed the fan, but helped him to find a place of refuge. In the modern world, when we give aid to a stranger, we have to secure identify from the fellow and evidence that he is not a member of a terrorist group. I am glad Jesus Christ does not return, because Fox News or South African police will demand to see his birth certificate. Wright is charged with “defeting or obstructing the administration of justice.”

Has the world gone mad? The fan told Beckham what millions of other fans thought, and now we have a court case. Much ado about nothing, if you ask me. The entire episode is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

One Shitty Story

Helen Zille, leader of the Democratic Alliance in South Africa denies her government had anything to do with compelling 55 families to relieve themselves in full public view. She charges the African National Congress(ANC) as propogating the story in order to smear her reputation as one who supports the right to shit in an enclosed facility. The entire issue revolves around a project that was designed to provide hundreds of families with their own private bathroom, but for some reason the last remaining facilities were delayed in completion. This is a minor story in the drama of everyday life, but as an American it bothers me so many people are concerned about 55 families being forced to relieve themselves in full public view. Heck, we Americans have been relieved in full public view of our money, our life savings and even our homes, and the ANC is not upset. Some people felt embarrassed shitting in full public view, we Americans in full public view have to beg for something to eat or beg to retain our homes when the bank is ready to foreclose on us.

The real shitty story of the year is how Americans trusted Barack Obama to initiate a public works job program to go along with the $1 trillion going to banks and he did not. In a sense, he shit on us by assuring one and all that “eventually,” he would get around to a job program. And, this was all done in full public view. Of course, when it comes to shitting on people, the Republican Party and its clone, the Tea Party, hold the record for defecating on the American people –in full public view!