A woman in Sweden went out for a night of drink and partying and when midnight arrived realized she was too damn drunk to go home by herself. She called the police hotline and said she had just murdered her neighbor. The police shortly arrived and she told them all that was desired was a ride home in a nice police car. How about:
1. John Boehner calling the police hotline and telling them he just killed a plan that would provide aid for homeless and poor people?
2. How about Mitt Romney calling the police and confessing that he has been killing the England language and would like to turn himself in.
3. How about Barack Obama calling the police hot line and confessing he just lacks the backbone to get himself elected and could they find his backbone.
4. How about Newt Gingrich calling the police hot line and confessing he murdered any chance to become president by his love affairs and love of money.
5. How about Rick Santorum calling the police hotline and confessing he really never has spoken to God unless you term rich folk with billions as God.
6. How about Herman Cain calling the police hotline and confessing he has always been a hustler and a con man.
7. How about Michele Bachman calling the police hotline and confessing she has absolutely not knowledge of the location of Iraq, Afghanistan or that place called Pakistan.