To the nameless 86-year-old woman in Stockholm who was found driving under the influence of alcohol. I think it’s wonderful an 86 year old is still driving, and to be pulled over and judged to be drunk just makes we senior citizens giddy with delight.

P.S. I’m a 77 year-old geezer and I’m looking forward to being pulled over for drinking by the police on my 86th birthday!