Mitt Romney Vs Mitt Romney

It increasingly becomes clear that Mitt Romney’s leading opponent for the Republican nomination for president is a guy named Mitt Romney. I am not saying they are the same person, but they apparently attend the same events, sing the same songs off key, and have a smile that will NOT launch a thousand ships. Mitt Number Uno is a Mormon who was raised in a family that believed in human rights, Mitt Number Deux is a man who will never say anything in favor of human rights for fear one of his Tea Party humans will become upset. Mitt Number Uno knows Barack Obama was born in America and is a Christian. Mitt Number Deux can’t bring himself to say such words.

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