Silvio Berlusconi, hero of men who use the penis instead of the head as a main tool in life, is being threatened with jail time due to some ridiculous charge of bribery of his own lawyer. If there is anything that Silvio has shown talent for it is being able to navigate the waters of government to ensure that he never goes to jail. A Milan prosecutor warns “it is certain, beyond any reasonable doubt that the defendant is guilty.” Yes, those guilty of bribery might go to jail, but by the time they hit the entrance of such an establishment they will be headed out the back door.
Frankly, sending Silvio to jail is definitely an example of cruel and unusual punishment. Unless, of course, there were provisions in jail for the man to have his daily sex romp. Silvio without sex is akin to a hamburger with the bun. We stand for sexual freedom and want Silvio to be free. What would happen to all those sexy models who seek a few lire in exchange for use of their bodies?
FREEDOM FOR SILVIO IS FREEDOM FOR ALL DECENT HARD WORKING WOMEN OF THE STREETS!