Members of the American royal family are very upset with the black dude who i s in the White House. If the Bureau of Labor Statistics produces unemployment figures under a Republican president that shows a significant drop, it only goes to prove they are speaking the truth because we know the BLS is composed of independent minded bureaucrats. However, Jack is upset at latest reports from the Communist center which claim unemployment dropped to 7.8 percent. It is another Obama plot. Very similar to the one in Libya which killed our ambassador. Communists run our government and seek to impose Muslim Sharia law upon our nation. Just ask Jack.
Jack claimed such a drop was impossible. Of course, it was possible under George Bush because he represents the interests of Wall Street and we all know those guys want jobs for all Americans–at high pay!