We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, Local: “Elite Swedish School Closes”
I guess that means it was not that elite.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Honking at Mosque”
Shooting at you!
China, China Daily: “Five Year Corruption Plan”
It is only a beginning at getting corruption going.
USA,aol: “Venus Unfazed By Slump”
Let’s stop these fly by zooms and settle down on a hot planet.
France, Connexion: “Can Birds Read Road Signs”
Not unless they are written in bird song.
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Mayor Refuses to Marry Women”
Only two guys?
Russia, Moscow Times: “New Bacon Exhibit”
Sponsored by the Israeli embassy?