Born Again Republicans

There is evidence Republican candidates are enthralled by the idea of being born again. We offer some examples:

Newt is a born again Christian of the Catholic persuasion, Ron Paul is a born again 17th century man, Mitt was born with a silver spoon in his mouth so there is no need to get born again, Sarah is a born again gold prospector in Alaska, Rick Santorum was born in the wrong century, Bachmann can’t figure out what one does after getting born, Rick Perry spends his time ready to shoot born again liberals, and Barack Obama got born again with a backbone.