Yesterday, I was worried. Yesterday, I checked my underwear and discovered they did not have any bombs in them. Yesterday, I spent my time worrying about mundane things like unemployment or debt or rising medical costs, but that was when my mind was not focused. Today, I know THE issue of FBI and the CIA are on the job making certain our underwear do not explode
Those tricky al-Qaeda devil culprits have been planing to blow up underwear and send planes crashing to the ground,. Anyway, I have decided from now on that no American should be allowed to board any plane if he or she is wearing underwear. Protect America, keep things close to the body.