Denmark Introduces Fat Tax

The government of Denmark has introduced the first Fat Tax on products containing high amounts of saturared fats. The goal is forcing the corporate world to produce foods that foster a healthy life. We believe there is need for other such Fat Taxes:

1. A Fat Tax on all fat head ideas on dealing with  an economic crisis.

2. A Fat Tax on all candidates whose body size is ten times the size of their brain size.

3.  A Fat Tax on those with fat headed ideas  such as firing people leads to lower unemployment figures.

4.  A Fat Tax on each time Sarah Palin pronouonces to the world that she is thinking.

5. A Fat Tax each time Michele Bachmann makes another fat headed comment dealing with history or world affairs.

6. A Fat Tax for each man that Rick Perry orders electrocuted.