Don’t Pussy Around In Putin Russia!

In the land of Vladimir Putin, there is only room at the inn for one person and guess the name of that wonderful man? Prime Minister Putin is a serious man whenever anyone does anything that he regards as demeaning to his royal personage. The Pussy Riot punk group decided to have some fun and entered a cathedral where they performed. During their presentation of madness the group  called on the Virgin Mary to “chase Putin out.” Wow! talk about sacrilege!

The Patriarch Kirill denounced the Pussy Riot folk and insisted they were doing  the  work of Satan. Once the Patriarch got into the dispute, his own life was subject of investigation and it was soon revealed that he wore a $20,000 watch. We have reached the point at which forces of truth battle forces of the Devil. And, we all know that Patriarchs and Prime Ministers definitely can only wind up serving the Devil himself!