Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Electric Car Maker Goes Overseas”
Must have a long extension cord.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Skeleton Found In Forest”
I thought we found them in closets.

Finland, Sanomat: “Man Impersonates Doctor”
I assume he was also impersonating a disease.

UK, Guardian: “Masturbation A Sin?”
Might be, but it sure is pleasing.

Indonesia, Jarkarta Post: “6,000 Civil Servants Take Urine Test”
Talk about something that smells wrong in a government.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Bus Driver e-Reading”
I guess he was studying to pass the bus driver’s test.

South Africa, Argus: “Suspect Killed In Court”
This is what we call swift justice.

UK, The Independent: “Pope-Schools Must Be Safe For Children”
I guess that means no more priests in schools.