HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Attack Garbage Bins”
With perfume, we hope.

USA, New York Daily News: “Bloomberg Cuts Prison Bread Allotment”
Let them eat cake.

Canada, Toronto Star: ‘Pope Says Condoms Can Be OK”
When used by priests?

Sweden, The Local: “Two Killed By Train”
We are happy to report the train is doing fine.

South Africa, Argus: “I Am Innocent In This Matter”
The lobbyists forced me to take their money.

Norway, Norway Post: “National Op Out Day”
Heck, when it comes to Republicans voting to help Americans ever day is opt out.

UK, The Independent: “Venezuelan President Fights For Rights”
That is equivalent to saying Sarah Palin knows the location of Bulgaria.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Laws Set To Return To God”
I have a hunch God will tell you to keep the laws.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Canada May Allow Polygamy”
That is one way to stimulate growth of population.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “It’s None Of Your Business”
We got elected, we got the right to collect any and all money we can! So there!

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