Each day we offer a summary of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Six Year Old Frisked”
I assume his name was, Billy the Kid.

China, China Daily: “Take The High Road”
When it comes to freedom, the low road is more common in China.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Penis Art Wins Award”
That is one award I will piss on.

Sweden, The Local: “Man Attacks Girl With Samurai Sword”
He thought she was a Ninja girl.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “2 Men, 1 Woman Convicted Of Sex”
Menage a trois?

UK, Guardian: “A Waste Of Money”
The salaries of congressmen?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Boss Wants To Review Sex”
Do we get a bonus for good sex?

Netherlands, Dutch News: ‘Police Film Gangland Killing”
There are police who prevent killing and there are police who film them.

Portugal, Portugal News: “Bullfight Season Begins”
I guess we are in for a season of bullshit.

Norway, Norway Post: “Clinic Forgot Baby”
We are not all perfect.