Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Norway, Norway Post:  Beware Household Cat”

I give this warning two meows.

USA, NY Post:  “He’s A Basket Case”

That is no way to talk about Clint Eastwood.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Banned For Gay Cure”

He must be one sad dude.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Bit Fat Zero”

Romney’s speech results?

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Aims For Sky”

And, if his name is Paul Ryan, he strikes out.

France, Connexion:  “Students Learn Ethics”

That assumes their teachers are ethical people.

Finland, Sanomat:  “What Can Be Done?

In most cases, duck!