We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion:  “Boris Welcomes Talented French”

Was Strauss-Kahn fooling around again ?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Raped Girl Expelled For Damaging School Image”

I assume the rapists remain in school.

Norway, Norway Post:  “It Could Be Worse”

Republicans could control the US Senate.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Vampires On Loose In Serbia”

Gee, I wish they were in the US instead of  having the NRA loose!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Lost Jobs Return”

Unfortunately, with lower pay.

UK, Guardian:  “Elephant Death Sentence Lifted”

Boy, that takes a weight off my shoulders.