Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Humane Society Head Fired”
Not to humane, if you ask me.

Sweden, The Local: “Charges Filed Against Sex Chamber Suspect”
Put him in irons!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Ascension Day”
Reserved for Christian Republicans–and some nice Conservative Jews. No Muslim need apply.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Premier Welcomes Grilling”
Only turn over once and do it lightly.

Norway, Norway Post: “Fight Beaver Invasion”
See, elect some Muslim from Africa, and even the beavers are mad.

France, France 24: “Reliable Man Wins Derby”
He defeated Unreliable Woman

China, China Daily: “Students Lash Out At Dummies”
Gee, I hope they didn’t hurt Palin, Bachmann or Beck.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Mystery Deepens”
Will we ever find the brain in Palin’s head?