Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,Guardian:  “Church Fined Over Noise”

Hey God, knock off all that shouting!

Norway, Norway Post:  “Tobacco Crackdown:

I give chances for success three puffs.

France, Connexion: “Europe On Suicide Watch”

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Minister Scatters Money”

That is one way to get a good Sunday crowd.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “First Big Bad Girl Story”

I am certain there will be many others to follow.

Sweden, Local:  “”It’s Big and It’s Magnetic”

Sort of sticks to you, doesn’t it?

Finland, Sanomat:  “Anti-Terror Police Arrest 10″

Why are they arresting people who are against terrorism?

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Hugging Banned At School”

You’re five, start acting like a man!