Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Independent: ”Lap Dancers Win Ruling”
They can sit in at least three laps.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: ”Drunk Man Held”
I guess he wasn’t drunk enough to let free.
France, Connexion: ”Check Is On The Way”
If issued by the US House of Representatives it is headed for a wealthy address.
China, China Daily: ”9 Years For Desperate Housewives Pirating”
If a pirate grabs anyone from Desperate Housewives, he sure is desperate.
Sweden, Local: ”Comedian Attacked By Satanists”
Sorry, the humor night club is upstairs, not down stairs.
USA, aol.com: “Allen West Endorses Joe The Plumber”
Just another washout for the man lacking a brain.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ”Cross In Right Hand”
If the cross is in the right hands, it needs to get over to the lefties.
Singapore, Straits Times: ”Bear Wanders On US Campus”
If it was the University of Phoenix, the bear is now taking course, courtesy of US government loans,.