It’s Grope Time

Colonel Jeffrey Krusinski has an important job in the US Air force. He is in charge of the sexual assault prevention  program which seeks to prevent women from being assaulted by men. Colonel Krusinski was in a northern Virginia parking lot and was sort of under the weather-in simple English, he was drunk. As he wandered around the parking lot, the colonel saw a woman who apparently had some interesting breasts, so what else could he do but try them out. Fortunately, she had a neat butt and he patted that down. She did fight  back and got the police to intervene.

The colonel has been removed from his position. Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel is furious and we assume they will place someone in charge of this program who keeps his hands to himself.

No report of police groping the woman-nor the colonel.