I worry about Sarah Palin who currently is unemployed. Therefore, I have made a list of jobs she might well pursue during this void period of her life.

Shoveling snow in an Alaska winter.

Fact checker.

Professor of English for a class consisting of Republicans.

A librarian in a braille library.

A strawberry picker in California.

A barker in a carnival.

A strip tease artiste in a Harlem nightclub.

A stand in for Don Rumsfeld when he wants to stand to prove it is not torture.

The mistress of Rudy Giuliani.

God’s representative in Hell.

A ghost speaker for Don Cheney.

A maintenance worker in a dog pound.