I worry about Sarah Palin who currently is unemployed. Therefore, I have made a list of jobs she might well pursue during this void period of her life.
Shoveling snow in an Alaska winter.
Professor of English for a class consisting of Republicans.
A librarian in a braille library.
A strawberry picker in California.
A barker in a carnival.
A strip tease artiste in a Harlem nightclub.
A stand in for Don Rumsfeld when he wants to stand to prove it is not torture.
The mistress of Rudy Giuliani.
God’s representative in Hell.
A ghost speaker for Don Cheney.
A maintenance worker in a dog pound.