Just Another Day of Murder In America

It was just another April evening in Seattle, people were sitting before their apartment buildings when all hell broke loose. Suddenly, gun shots echoed in the evening air. People scattered as bullets whizzed by their heads. Life in the Federal Way apartments is not exactly like living in upper class suburban housing. It soon became clear that people within the complex were blasting away at one another so someone got around to calling the police. They arrived as shots were still passing through the night air. What else could the cops do but join in the merry exchange of gun fire?

At least five are dead. Several are wounded. Men and women were found dead in apartments and no one knows why or exactly when. At least eight policemen fired their weapons, but it is unclear how many civilians also blasted away.

Just another night in Seattle. Who needs that silly thing called a law to regulate guns??