Mitt’s Tale Of Sorrow

Mitt Romney’s son, Tagg, has decided to play tag with the story of what happened during the last presidential election. Tagg admits that his dad simply had a hard time enabling the American people to understand that he really was one of them, or, sort of one of them. However, Tagg believes there was a larger problem than portraying his dad with an elevated garage in his home as  just a good ole boy.
“He wanted to be president less than anyone I’ve ever  met in my life. He had no desire to run. If he could have found someone else to take his place.. he would have been estatic to step aside.”

The only way to interpret this statement is to accept  the reality that Mitt considered the other idiots on the platform with him to be unqualified for the presidency. Remember, Rick and Rick and Newt and Michele and Ron and Herman and whoever? Anyway, I’m glad to learn that Mitt is just an ole boy like me.