Pee-Bags For Congress?

The Dutch National Railways has purchased trains that run on their short routes, but for some strange reason these trains do not have toilets. One can assume the manufacturers believed a man or woman could simply lean and then do it. However, the creative thinking Dutch Railways have found a solution to this unusual problem. They now will hand out pee bags to those in need of letting go of it. The pee or shit is reduced to gel and the bag is then disposed of either by throwing it into a bin or throwing it onto a nearby field.

How about pee bags for Congress?

After all, its members continually piss on the American people or the shit which comes  from their mouths could readily fill a football stadium.

From now on,each member of Congress will receive his or her engraved pee-bag.